The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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My company actually has a site license, although it's for version 12.
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Good. It's cold outside!
I wish! (Well, it's not accurate for me to say that today, since it's unseasonably cold right now.)
Aside-ish: I read an article t'other day in a Houston newspaper that referred to 2007 as the year without a summer, because it didn't get above 95°F until August.
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That's the kind of stuff machine learning is for.
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That sounds less fun though.
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Examination questions for "Chief Pornographic identification Officer": [...]
Wat?- Please show the mathematical principle and formula used when identifying pornographic content.
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Don't know. I must've bunked off uni the day they covered that.
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Warning: d*ck pic
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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That's a safe bet
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did I just see ...
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please tell me you made that.
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False.
I've got the 2013 data because I'm looking at baby names at the moment. "Cheese" doesn't appear at all for boys or girls, however names that appear 1 or 2 times only are redacted due to data security.
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List of reasons for admission to a mental hospital in the 1800's. Or a list of potential band names.
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Novel reading
That's a shit band name!
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Reminds you a little bit of Modern Talking, doesn't it?
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Read top right as "discourse habits".
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If you were decoyed into the War and fell off a horse due to a gunshot wound that caused a blood flux; and then were kicked in the head by the horse while you were in the ground...
...Don't join the Salvation Army, it will make things worse.
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Masterbation for 30 years. Pretty close...
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30 years is a curiously specific figure. Do they mean continuously? The total time? Of yourself or someone else?
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That's not even the weirdest. Masturbation and tobacco, but only after 2 years?
"Deranged" masturbation?
False confinement? "We're going to lock you up in the loony bin because you were kidnapped and locked up"
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"Women trouble".
We've all been there.
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"rumor of husband murder"
wat?
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- Masturbation & Syphilis
- Masturbation for 30 Years
- Tobacco & Masturbation
- Deranged Masturbation
- Suppressed Masturbation
- Self Abuse
Yikes, it would appear that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
I wonder what "Decoyed into the Army" means. Did she save China?
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"rumor of husband murder"
wat?
Her husband was rumored to be a crow, hanging out with other crows.
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Say what you like about him, but there's no one better at travelling from point A to point B.
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List of reasons for admission to a mental hospital in the 1800's.
WTH, something on that list fits everyone I know. (I knew they were all insane, excepting me of course.) But it looks to me like the list was made up in the vein of: "You bring 'em, we'll commit 'em."
Probably the best combination is "Masturbation" versus "Suppressed Masturbation". One or the other of those covers everyone, right there. (I read "Masturbation & Syphilis" as "either/or"; it just looks like two topics covered by one line.)
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WTH, something on that list fits everyone I know. (I knew they were all insane, excepting me of course.) But it looks to me like the list was made up in the vein of:
"You bring 'em, we'll commit 'em."PRs acceptedFTFY
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"Walk-ins accommodated."
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This. This is somethingEdit: All Likes shall be considered @PleegWat's by proxy, as shall any subsequent s
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The Random topics are old or irrelevant, so this was the next best thread:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealMenWearPink
Now for the relevant entry:
Early in WWI, the French Army uniform included bright pink trousers. This was changed when the leaders realized it made them easy targets.
Filed under: Why does this remind me of @OffByOne?
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My wife came across this one today:
DADDD: Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats
Paging @boomzilla