The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
While accurate...... that's just winter anywhere north of the 45th parallel or south of the 45th parallel.....
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@Vixen summer has a little more brown, but that's it.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen summer has a little more brown, but that's it.
with the way y'all humans have fucked up the environment as a species..... I'm not surprised.......
sorry....
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@Vixen imagine what the world looked like before the mass reforestation done in the last century!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
reforestation
you sure you have the correct word there?
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@Vixen I think I did. It means planting millions of brand new trees, right? Because that's what happened throughout the later part of 20th century and all of 21st century so far (at least in Europe). It used to be much worse.
People really should start appreciating how much the human kind has done to revitalize the environment after destroying it.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The optometrist says is the glass more full like this? Or like this?
I hate you. Have an upvote.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen summer has a little more brown, but that's it.
takes notes: Next car I buy will be brightly colored.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
huh....
alright. fair.
I appear to be rather out of date on that factoid.
CO2 PPM measurements and average surface temps are still fucked tho.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen I think I did. It means planting millions of brand new trees, right? Because that's what happened throughout the later part of 20th century and all of 21st century so far (at least in Europe). It used to be much worse.
People really should start appreciating how much the human kind has done to revitalize the environment after destroying it.
Europe, maybe. The rain forest, not so much.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
CO2 PPM measurements and average surface temps are still fucked tho.
We have two threads for that:
The garage thread:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/20970/fire-climate-change
the salon thread:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/23759/is-the-global-climate-changing-by-dangerous-amounts-due-to-human-activity
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
CO2 PPM measurements and average surface temps are still fucked tho.
We have two threads for that:
The garage thread:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/20970/fire-climate-change
the salon thread:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/23759/is-the-global-climate-changing-by-dangerous-amounts-due-to-human-activityand i'm not allowed to visit either of those locations unfortunately..... Doctors orders.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i'm not allowed to visit either of those locations unfortunately..... Doctors orders.
pfft, what do Doctors know anyway.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i'm not allowed to visit either of those locations unfortunately..... Doctors orders.
pfft, what do Doctors know anyway.
well they keep the daleks from killing us all...... so they've got to know something.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i'm not allowed to visit either of those locations unfortunately..... Doctors orders.
pfft, what do Doctors know anyway.
well they keep the daleks from killing us all...... so they've got to know something.
I read the end of this thread in reverse order, and I thought it's going to be some kind of conspiracy theory.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i'm not allowed to visit either of those locations unfortunately..... Doctors orders.
pfft, what do Doctors know anyway.
well they keep the daleks from killing us all...... so they've got to know something.
I read the end of this thread in reverse order, and I thought it's going to be some kind of conspiracy theory.
conspiracy?
well no doubt someone is conspiring somewhere.... though it's probably unrelated to the subject at hand..... probably
theory? in the scientific sense of a set of structured statements that fit the observed facts to the best of the knowledge of those making the theory while acknowledging that there may be facts uncovered in future iterations that discredit or necessitate changes to the throry under discussion.....
yeah that's happening to.... multiple times, most not even connected with the current topic.
so it's not a conspiracy theory. but there are conspiracy theories.
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Article @dcon linked in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™ said:
local kid
Article @dcon linked in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™ said:
global
Stupid fuck article writers...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra But an Original Character would by definition be an instance of Original Content. So, since Original Character
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Original Content, the latter could be substituted in every case that the former appears."says the person with the Thomas The Tank Engine [object]". Yeah, okay boomer. Let me know when double-speak takes over.
That's not double-speak. It's categorization. Double-speak is the use of euphemisms to surreptitiously distort meaning. Nothing is changed by substituting a broader category for a more specific one, except a loss of detail. Such a substitution doesn't alter the meaning to something radically different. We do this all the time with real-world stuff, and that's why OO design is one of the easier patterns for people to understand.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
north of the 45th parallel
south of the 45th parallel
I C wut U did ðer.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a loss of detail
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I protest. You left out Greek grammar.
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@Vixen It's a fun read. Especially the Garage thread. But only if you don't empathise with Greta much. Fair warning.
A quick recap on the unexpected science news from a bit of both:
- Polar bear populations are growing.
- Amazon rain forest uses almost all oxygen that it produces.
- Oceans produce surprisingly much oxygen.
- CO2 is what trees eat, so abundance encourages growth, but limited by available enegry (sunlight). But just by how much should be relied on this for relief is debated though.
The remaining debate has to do with:
- How much exactly human activity can affect the global temperatures. Including tree- and oil-burning.
- How much we should do for it here locally.
- What would be the best way to really help the environment. (Considering that most pollution-heavy production has been offshored to China, this part gets political fairly fast.)
Edit: Hid the not-funny under details-tag, to prevent sudden cold showers in Funny Stuff thread.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/579115530032775178/640876984238604299/85505f4-1.jpg
Well, get to it!
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
As long as it's not skin-colored.
http://rawalpindi.bolee.com/detail/suzuki-fx-1986-skin-color-1460268
Those blend to the environment all too easy. Especially the leopard spots.
You reminded me of this story of an old woman in Spain who had her car painted the same color as her skin. In matte.
The story was told by a guy who lived in the same village, and almost crashed into her car. Twice. Unfortunately, the story's in dead-tree format so I can't copy it in easily.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I protest. You left out Greek grammar.
Timeo Danaos et dona ferramentas
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
You mean ein Mercedes, ja?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
Pink Tesla attracts sexy firefighters.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
Pink Tesla attracts sexy firefighters.
I thought it was the other way around - Teslas were attracted to firetrucks.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
Pink Tesla attracts sexy firefighters.
I thought it was the other way around - Teslas were attracted to firetrucks.
So far we really only have correlation. Causality has yet to be confirmed.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
Pink Tesla attracts sexy firefighters.
I thought it was the other way around - Teslas were attracted to firetrucks.
So far we really only have correlation. Causality has yet to be confirmed.
Really though, there's only four options
- A caused B
- B caused A
- A and B were both caused by some other event C
- It's a coincidence.
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@PleegWat not sure why that matters, but yeah.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, get to it!
I friend of mine tried to. She totaled her minivan... (just realized she never updated us on the status of the deer...)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/579115530032775178/640876984238604299/85505f4-1.jpg
Well, get to it!
@error_bot !montypython møøse
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error_bot !montypython møøse
You do first need to @mention @error and tell him what you want the command to do.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
If he really gets on the ball selling makeup, he could have a pink Cadillac.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Next car I buy will be brightly colored
I'll be disappointed if it is anything else then a pink lamborghini
If he really gets on the ball
sellingrecruiting people to recruit people to sell makeup, he could have a pink Cadillac.I think you probably have to be a couple of levels up the MLM pyramid for that.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error_bot !montypython møøse
You do first need to @mention @error and tell him what you want the command to do.
What are you talking about? The mind-reader plugin can't be tested any other way!
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The only casualty is said to be a man wearing a red shirt. Witnesses said he ‘never stood a chance’ despite being miles away and nothing to do with the incident.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error_bot !montypython møøse
You do first need to @mention @error and tell him what you want the command to do.
I think even without that, everyone can imagine the intended effect.
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