The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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And causing immediate and massive contamination of the air on the rare occasions that oil enters the cold side of the turbine...
Yeah -- I have some plans on the cabin-air-contamination front; sadly, those fume instances go away when you land the plane because the pressurization controller has to depressurize the aircraft for landing, so what's needed is an automatic way to get air samples in flight ;)
Filed under: because the crew doesn't have time for that!
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Yeah, but I hear that's not pure air. They dilute it with almost 50% Nitrogen
Damn, nitrogen is a key part of many explosives. Somebody call Homeland Security!
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Damn, nitrogen is a key part of many explosives. Somebody call Homeland Security!
Well, that's energetic nitrogen, not the triply-bonded N2 molecule -- which is what nitrogenous explosives love to turn into ;)
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Well, that's energetic nitrogen, not the triply-bonded N2 molecule
Actually you can't go bringing your science into a FoodBabe discussion.
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Actually you can't go bringing your science into a FoodBabe discussion.
You might give her an allergic reaction to reality and then she would blame it on evil chemicals.
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if you have Yaoi and aren't sharing....
IF she has yaoi, she's more than welcome to keep it.
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I've seen caffeine tablets, yes. but never any name brand ones (CVS/Walmart/RITEAID/Wallgreens, yes. but Vivarin? Cafcit? Alert? nope. never seen them)
I remember hearing, when I lived in Boston, "revive with Vivarin!" commercials. They're probably on Youtube and if you go looking I bet you can find one.
And then there's No-DoZ.
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You can all get off my lawn as far as I'm concerned. This Luddite is sticking with
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But that's what caffeine tablets are! Just without all that pesky water and bitter taste ;)
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pesky water
I'm kind of a fan of Dihydrogen monoxyde.
bitter taste
That's the best bit!
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I'm kind of a fan of Dihydrogen monox
yide.
Me too, but too much of it just makes you want to pee.Incidentally, it's that very reason why I drink less beer and more cocktails on nights out nowadays
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Me too, but too much of it just makes you want to pee.
Incidentally, it's that very reason why I drink less beer and more cocktails on nights out nowadays
Actually (Gasp! I said the A-word!), so does your caffeine tablets; caffeine is diuretic (unless you've grown immune to it).
Edit: Actually (again), alcohol is also diuretic.
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caffeine is diuretic … alcohol is also diuretic
Both true, but their diuretic effects are slight; far less than the diuretic effect of copious amounts of waterEdit: Also, idea for new meme image:
…it likely won't be used often… the joke's probably lost on everyone bar me…
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Both true, but their diuretic effects are slight; far less than the diuretic effect of copious amounts of water
Are you sure? Water is a 1 to 1 mapping. Alcohol is more like "for every 1g of alcohol, you pee 10ml". Then again, in a pint of beer there's more water than alcohol; the alcohol just leaves you on a negative balance.
Edit: so, basically, you are probably correct.
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…it likely won't be used often… the joke's probably lost on everyone bar me…
Yup. You lost me there. Nice beaver, though.
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Just without all that pesky water and bitter taste
Don't forget the euh ... evacuation effect
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Yup. You lost me there.
It's Fastidious Beaver from Sonic Boom; he starts every sentence with 'Actually…'.
@Mikael_Svahnberg said:Nice beaver, though.
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To be fair, if I post a character no-one recognises, there's a >95% chance it's an obscure Sonic character :P
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Me too, but too much of it just makes you want to pee.
Well, if you go with the coffee like @Onyx recommends, you'll want to poop, too!
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To be fair, if I post a character no-one recognises, there's a >95% chance it's
an obscure Sonic character :Pbecause your browser sucks at UnicodeUTFY
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I drink less beer and more cocktails on nights out
the joke's probably lost on everyone bar me
I'll show myself out.
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Must resist posting a joke reply in a Coding Help topic, so I'll do it here:
@Yamikuronue said:reply("some response")
or likereply.view("viewname", info)
. How do I mock that with sinon?
I don't know how you'd do it with sinon, but I'd mock it likeHa, ha!
reply("some response")
? What a stupid reply. Ha ha ha ha!And in the other I'm doing
var fakeReply = sandbox.spy();
But it's complaining it's the wrong type of spy at a given time.
Of course, it should beRussian.spy()
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http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aLPnPNv_460s.jpg
I know, I know, 9gag, I get these links, I click them at times...
Also, paging @Masaaki_Hosoi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHjs35L2VOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7PJJtzpJU
There's a few NSFW lyrics, so I recommend headphones ;)
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and for a certain hedgehog.....
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/me falls out of chair laughing
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Actually, vexgit gremlins make for better tossing -- they make delightful "crunch" noises when they hit the wall ;)
Filed under: taken from one of the weirder D&D games I've played
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Can I get this in high res so I can print it in poster size or do I have to make my own?
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I just hot linked it from where I first saw it. You just do what you gotta do.
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TODO: Make a bunch of huge posters out of my profile background and put them on the walls of my home and at work.
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I don't know how you can even have it on your desktop (unless I remember wrong, I think I saw it on a screenshot you posted somewhere but didn't bring it up due to, you know, offtopicness). My eyes....
Also, damn you Discourse and your usercard bugs, got that "jumping randomly up" crap again while trying to check the background. How do you even...
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Yep, both on the PC at work and my laptop.
A different painful pattern is used on my phone.
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A different painful pattern is used on my phone.
Hold on... Is that a method used to detract people from using your devices? Because that's evil.
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Maybe~
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Saved for... purposes
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"jumping randomly up" crap
Me too - first click sent me halfway uptopic. Scrolled back down, clicked again (will I never learn!) and straight to the profile...
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Ooh ooh, let's do my profile background!
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The second one is tolerable, the first one makes my eyes hurt.
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Did nobody watch the video because of the clickbaity preview image? Or did people just not like the humor?
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