📹 Blakeyrat's Videos Thread (Robots in the News et al.)
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Fuck that star puzzle.
... you actually played this game?
The chess puzzle took me a few attempts too,
One 'n' done for me. Well maybe not quite that easy, but it was super quick. It wasn't a pace-killer like the pins-and-string puzzle.
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... you actually played this game?
Yeah, was super cheap on Steam in the Winter sale and I figured it'd kill a couple of hours.
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Well don't spoil the lame-ass ending and the even lamer-ass tacked-on bullshit "bonus" level.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXoNrM_ZRTg
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm guessing the game might as well be called "A Number of Evenings at Neddy's"?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm guessing the game might as well be called "A Number of Evenings at Neddy's"?
No? Are you making a lame Five Nights at Freddy's joke?
No, this is like procedural SOMA but set in a cargo ship in the 70s or 80s. The problem with SOMA being, however, that the monsters are by far the worst part, and the game is amazingly better if you use a mod to disable the monsters. But this game went all-in on the monsters, apparently.
Anyway it made me curious but the framerate's lousy, and the procedural generation gave me what appeared to be a completely unwinnable game, so that's no fun.
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Oh and look. Another "Community Guidelines" strike.
Fuck YouTube. Fuck YouTube right up the ass.
And whatever troll is going to all my videos and hitting the flag button. Fuck you, too.
EDIT: Look at this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/3pp8xj/unjust_community_guidelines_strike_have_i_done/
YouTube doesn't respond to any of their OWN fucking commenting system, nor do they reply on Twitter, nor do they have any sort of "contact us" link... but they DO answer random people on ReddIt?
What the holy fuck. It's not just that YouTube is fucking terrible, but they're terrible in such a weird and random way.
If YouTube was a human being, it would be in the ER 7 days a fucking week from people slugging him in the face. I can't even imagine HOW could you build a LESS friendly website; and I spent years admining a Lotus Notes install.
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OH HEY WHAT A SHOCKER turns out the video DOESN'T violate the "Community Guidelines."
I wonder how many times I have to go through this dog and pony show before YouTube will give me the benefit of the doubt on those flags.
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How come Honey I Shrunk the Tim has like 3 times the views of all the other Dreamscapes 2 videos? My super-clever title???!?
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How come Honey I Shrunk the Tim has like 3 times the views of all the other Dreamscapes 2 videos? My super-clever title???!?
Hard to tell, too small statistical sample. :-)
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I wonder how many times I have to go through this dog and pony show before YouTube will give me the benefit of the doubt on those flags.
I hope you're not holding your breath.
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If you aren't monetizing this, why not move to a less fucked platform like Vimeo?
Or if you aren't getting millions of views, just self-host them.
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You collected three steps in the room where the professor was in the hourglass, but when you placed them, there were four. That's some nice dream logic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZmrTYNDqI
Again, got busy at work and forgot to post today's vidzzz.
Note: Tim is apparently terrified both of cats and dogs. Fucking Tim.
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You've missed two beholders in Tim's room, one of which was on the boom-box.
I don't know about the missing beholder in the garage. Maybe it was a bug?I'm really enjoying watching you play this game. Far more than I would have enjoyed the game itself, no doubt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okrs7Z_r-Q8&feature=youtu.be&a
One of Tim's nightmares is that he's about to jump from a skyscraper. If I were Tim, I'd consider that one of my most comforting dreams.
BTW I love in the "related videos" the guy doing Dreamscapes 2 in "Expert Mode". Yeah, right, buddy. It's like you beat Dark fucking Souls.
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@boomzilla has invaded Tim's dream!
He's everywhere!
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Dreamscapes 2 Episode 2: Car Crash
I like how they fucked up the beholder screen so that it says "1/4 all beholders are neutralized!"
Which is it?
Also, that was a chain saw, not a chainsaw. Crazy...Germans, I assume, from the electrical outlet in episode 1.
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Pretty sure it's either Russian or Ukrainian. Too lazy to look it up.
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Pretty sure it's either Russian or Ukrainian. Too lazy to look it up.
Yeah, that sounds right, from the style of the names in the credits.
Both countries use the same kind of European outlets. Except, check this bullshit:
Yes, it will take both American and European plugs.
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I suppose the crudely-bent nail is also a euro-safety feature.
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I suppose the crudely-bent nail is also a euro-safety feature.
Hah. No, gotta be Russian. Can you imagine @Rhywden looking at that nail and breaking into a cold sweat?
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Either that or Rainier. I can't remember, it was like 2 weeks ago.
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OH MY GOD IT IS KILLING ME WATCHING YOU DO THAT STAR PUZZLE.
Maybe it's just that I've done a bunch of those before but I was dying waiting for you to notice there were two disks with four lines coming out of them and two places on the map that had four lines coming out of them.
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Streaming SMITE:
http://www.twitch.tv/blakeyratOK so my boss called with a huge issue, so no stream.
Who calls people at 9 on Friday night?!
Huge issue with production data load using code I'd written. So.
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Who calls people at 9 on Friday night?!
ETA: TIME TRAVEL!!
Also, I've never seen a MOBA played before, I had more or less no idea what was going on. Were you supposed to be attacking their base, or letting creeps destroy stuff, or what?
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OK so my boss called with a huge issue, so no stream.
(blakey's boss) It's Tim! I have a huge issue with Tim!
Fucking Tim!
Fucking Tim!
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@blakeyrat said:
I suppose the crudely-bent nail is also a euro-safety feature.
Hah. No, gotta be Russian. Can you imagine @Rhywden looking at that nail and breaking into a cold sweat?
"Good evening. I am Frostcat the braindead moron who still does not understand that whatever moronic thing he does at home, it is not necessarily allowed in school for the simple reason that the teacher is responsible for any harm his kids come to. And by 'responsible' this means: up to and including jail time, huge fines and loss of job. So, Frostcat, the person with a supranasal vacuum, is better off sniping from the sidelines about things he's pathologically incapable of comprehending due to his retroocular vacancy."
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Some call me... that.
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So the real question, who around here is the bunny wth the killer streak a mile wide and great big pointy teeth? Stands to reason if you're Tim, I'm probably Galahad, someone has to be the beast of Caerbannog, right?
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Ok, my patience for Monty Python is gone. One joke is enough. Now get the fuck out of here before this thread turns into 36 geeks just regurgitating constant Python jokes to each other.
If you want to see that, you can go to... LITERALLY ANY OTHER FORUM ON THE INTERNETS POPULATED BY HUMORLESS PROGRAMMERS.
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That's some nice deflection, General Safety. How many boxes of tissues did you need to wipe the flop sweat from your brow?
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That's some nice deflection, General Safety. How many boxes of tissues did you need to wipe the flop sweat from your brow?
The point is that I don't care if you lobotomize yourself with a rusty spoon at home ... for the second time.
If you're doing that in class then I am liable, however moronic you are handling yourself.
And going: "Oh, but it probably wouldn't have killed him!" doesn't earn you many brownie points before a disciplinary hearing.
I can't really make it clearer than that. There's a list of stuff we're allowed to do in our lessons. There's also a list of stuff we can allow our pupils to do. Short-circuiting a a mains line with a wire is in neither list. Thus, if anything happens it's my ass on the line.
Hell, it's my ass on the line if nothing happens and someone higher-up hears about it.
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I can't really make it clearer than that.
Why don't you fuck off out of @blakeyrat's thread before he goes ballistic?
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@Rhywden said:
I can't really make it clearer than that.
Why don't you fuck off out of @blakeyrat's thread before he goes ballistic?
Then why reference me in the first place if you didn't want me demonstrating how you know shit about science lessons in school and their legal requirements?
Take your own advice. If you don't want to derail a thread then .. maybe don't derail it yourself in the first place?
I mean, you were the one to throw the first punch and now you're complaining that you started a brawl?
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Don't make me jeff both of you.
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How about both of you shut up?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUxHuRvfPo&feature=youtu.be&a
THE EXCITING(???) CONCLUSION!!!
Tomorrow: Bonus Content, somehow even more disappointing. (Keep in mind, the first game had a FULL HOUR of bonus content.)
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Ok, my patience for Monty Python is gone. One joke is enough. Now get the fuck out of here before this thread turns into 36 geeks just regurgitating constant Python jokes to each other.
Filed under: Drops mike
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Streaming SMITE:
http://www.twitch.tv/blakeyratDone streaming for now, will go up on the YouTubes soon
EDIT: YouTubessss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTqJEGCb71g&feature=youtu.be&a
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The one time I am on ipad and actually bored enough to try watching twitch, you end it just as I installed the app.
You missed your big chance, buddy.
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Well when it's on YouTube you can just watch it and pretend it's live.
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It's not the same. It's a sham.
Like my marriage. Like my life.
You ruined it.
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I like how they fucked up the beholder screen so that it says "1/4 all beholders are neutralized!"
Which is it?
One fourth of all beholders neutralized?I think I saw "congratulations! 0 of 5 beholders neutralized" at some point.
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Hey good news!
If you liked CONSORTIUM (you didn't):
... oh wait. I was sure I did a video of that game. I didn't? ... huh guess not. It's marked red on the spreadsheet. Must have not uploaded it due to shitty.
Ok well this post is pointless now, but I'm hitting submit anyway. My thread, my rules.