📹 Blakeyrat's Videos Thread (Robots in the News et al.)
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"Uh. Online World? Is that... good?"
Better than "Data Hacker", I'd guess.
"Hey, I'm a hacker!"
"Gee, what do you hack?"
"Um... Data. I'm... a Data Hacker. Yeah."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQFffdADYpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nr_NRfh3lk&feature=youtu.be&a
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It's kind of a bummer that you didn't made it.
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Didn't make what?
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The first time you died, around 2:50, the text said YOU DIDN'T MADE IT.
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Oh. You pay more attention to these shitty games than I do.
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Oh. You pay more attention to these shitty games than I do.
I went to Catholic school. It's an occupational hazard. I almost can't not see typos.
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Well you also have to remember I have something like a 3 week queue at this point, so I recorded the video I posted yesterday weeks ago. I no longer remember it.
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I recorded the video I posted yesterday weeks ago. I no longer remember it.
If only we who just watched it were so lucky.
Filed under: “One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” ― Rita Mae Brown
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfTrBcgt4es&feature=youtu.be&a
Abandoned. An adventure game that abandoned all logic and sense.
Ringing a gong causing stairs to appear, the very first "puzzle" of the game, is on the level of the mad scientist hiding a fuse inside an hourglass.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPPZdTbCvg4&feature=youtu.be&a
A game that doesn't entirely suck, for once.
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How did that get 41% positive reviews? I can only guess that, like the one I bothered reading, they're all sarcastic.
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My theory is he pays for positive reviews.
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I wasted my time reading a few more reviews. Since most of even the "positive" reviews have nothing good to say about it, my theory is that a significant fraction of the people who write reviews on Steam can't tell the difference between the "Recommended" and "Not Recommended" buttons. However, that does not preclude your theory from also being true; they're not mutually exclusive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXbVFFussHk&feature=youtu.be&a
Dusty Revenge, a game that does not completely suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCuaf0ep3gs&feature=youtu.be&a
How do I sell my shitty generic unfun dungeon crawler game?
Make it a "hilarious" Ghostbusters parody!
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Dusty Revenge, a game that does not completely suck.
The visual design of ears was probably inspired by Afro Samurai:
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The second character is a fox chick who looks more reasonable and also has more normal weapons.
It's co-op (per the title) but I didn't check to see if it allows internet co-op. I should see if Rantis wants to play through it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rURE5czp4Q0&feature=youtu.be&a
This game is art.
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Well, that was depressing.
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It was art. SO MUCH ART.
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It was better than a lot of "art" that I've seen, especially of the "performance art" variety, but that's not a high bar.
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especially of the "performance art" variety
Or “an installation”. I've yet to see one of those which convinced me that the “artist” (word used very loosely) was worth giving house-room to. Or city-room or nation-room, for that matter.
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Idea: a series of let's plays of those dumb hidden item/adventure games entitled "the Hint Button"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N-V5bq_so
RPGMaker is my nemesis.
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RPGMaker is my nemesis.
If only it involved 3D-printing of rocket propelled grenades, it would be far more awesome…
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It involves shitty games written by morons that run at super-low resolutions don't even do that properly.
And like I pointed out in the video which had never occurred to me before-- the SNES and Playstation 1 JRPGs that these morons idolize all worked via game controllers, but RPGMaker games never support them.
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Yeah. I was just having fun with the name, and wondering how it could refer to something that would be actually awesome instead of suck-ridden. (Also, we're starting to get 3D-printers that can handle enough materials to be interesting…)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cNXBtVv8es&feature=youtu.be&a
Blakeyra strikes again.
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Blakeyra strikes again.
I hereby decree that henceforth you shall be known as Blakeyra.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmvAfSAaUc&feature=youtu.be&a
GAUGE a.k.a. CRAP
Perhaps the laziest of all the games I've played.
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Oh man tomorrow's game is one I really liked and actually made me laugh. It's not strictly a good game, but. SO much better than GAUGE.
I'm thinking about making it public early. SNEAK PREVIEW. But I won't, haha suckers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT7IR5_RPbE&feature=youtu.be&a
Neo-Aquarium: The King of Crustaceans.
I regret not starting with the barnacle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFiYbkmY9gQ&feature=youtu.be&a
Towncraft, the universe's most boring city-builder game.
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I thought I was watching an old Popeye cartoon the way you were mumbling to yourself so much. Or maybe Michael Savage.
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Yeah well I suck at this.
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That game should come with a warning: "trees may produce sea sickness".
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Some vids I made while playing with auto-ducking software:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkPcbhWE8cI&feature=youtu.be&a
An Imp? A Field!
Much closer to a "video game" than most of the schlock I play, but goddamned the quests are pure tedium. "Hey! Backtrack for about 48 hours finding the right key for the right door and BTW the enemies respawn!"
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But can you Unplay it?
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You know the saddest thing would be I think it would actually be a competent game if they didn't assign "my character" dialog. And extremely stupid, horrible dialog. Or at least gave him an avatar so I could pretend he wasn't me. I know the anime babes are there because there's a huge consumer base of perverts, but he didn't have to assign "me" the pervert dialog!
^- I am not this guy
It's obvious they put some effort into it at least, which is more than I can say for half the games I reviewed. He even got English voice actresses (who do a decent job) despite obviously not knowing English. That's a cut above the usual indie dreck.
EDIT: also I (the me I) still can't figure out why "I'm" (the game I) an "Un"-hacker. Or why "I" was so stupid "I" agreed to hack into a company's systems for a scheduled meeting. Then "I" got mad at anime babe for tricking me instead of "myself" for being the dumbest motherfucker on Earth.
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Another Blakeyrat Fails To Play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=119tTQwXje4&feature=youtu.be&a