The Official Status Thread
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@accalia said:
status wondering why Discourse insisted that i had 123 unread messages in this thread, only to find that it was 3 when i clicked in.
Because Discourse.
i'd belive it.
/me suspects it was ember being weird and appending rather than clearing the unread counts.
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/me suspects it was ember being weird and appending rather than clearing the unread counts.
Discourse: Counting is hard.
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I like how the error is on the wrong line.
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I mean, it was pretty fun, and that's the kind of job I'd like to have, but I just found it odd that they asked me to write it for the request instead of, I dunno, doing what they get paid to do.
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I was cheering because those systems definitely use some of my code.
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nope, I'm English challenged. you might want to check your privileges microaggresor
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>Many security analysts were stunned by the idea that any major company could still be vulnerable to SQL injection.
Bullshit.
Relevant:
http://erpscan.com/advisories/erpscan-15-026-oracle-e-business-suite-sql-injection-vulnerability/
#oracle
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Ooh, that's neat. Just to think that someone I'm talking with on the internet right now wrote the code that is powering our network is pretty awesome.
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Maybe F5 is the mystery company HardwareGeek was interviewing for.
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Okay, now tell me: What's the funniest comment in/piece of code running on one of them right now?
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I think you're supposed to complain about "cultural imperialism" ...
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That's an easy one:
/* The feature from the black lagoon. */
No, I didn't write that. That's in code that terrifies meโฆ
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That name always confuses me
My wonder is all about the copying going on. Isn't that inefficient?
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STATUS Unhappy
They just blocked spotify and youtube at work. =(
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yeah, but it gets boring after a while
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STATUS Unhappy
STATUS: DogsB is now learning to set up a VPN/relay on a disposable hostbox somewhere.
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fucking hell I was just researching that!
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Status: Apparently our Web app is caching the results of WCF service calls. That it's making over TCP, rather than HTTP, so there cannot be any unseen middle caching proxy. Service calls with volatile results. Service calls that make database updates. Basically everything. This causes DEEPLY strange behavior. We have not intentionally enabled any caching.
I took a dump of its memory to verify this theory. Upon opening the folder containing the dumpfile, every single user app running on my machine crashed with various unhandled and "unknown" exceptions. The graphics driver reset. Explorer crashed. The clock skewed several hours.
I am now actually afraid of what will happen when I load this dump.
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I am now actually afraid of what will happen when I load this dump.
Sounds like your machine has joined the Spoopfest!Also, can you tar that folder for
pranksanalysis?
Filed under: Nothing can possibly go wrong with SkyNet coming online...
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Oh. It's nothing deeply weird. It's just fucking Entity Framework, which doesn't acknowledge that other systems might be using the same datastore. Which is the entire concept of what this app fucking does.
Of course the guy that wrote EF into this insists those other apps should stop changing the data (IT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, GOD DAMMIT, THE WEB APP EXISTS TO SET UP DATA FOR THE OTHER THINGS TO CONSUME)
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Status: **bold text** Yep, thanks again Dicksores I really am happy that when I'm granted a it's listed first on the page for that enabling me to see what post it was granted for.
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i'd even settle for the notification linking you to the post the badger is granted for....
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Yet another "person picks an open source license; bitches when someone actually uses his code in a way that doesn't violate the license":
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Chopping attribution and/or changing the license tend to be the only things forbidden by the highly permissive licenses. For example, the MIT license says this:
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
It's really very easy to conform to that requirement. The plagiarising thief didn't bother. He actually did more work to not conform to it. Fuck him.
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Status: **bold text** Yep, thanks again Dicksores I really am happy that when I'm granted a it's listed first on the page for that enabling me to see what post it was granted for.
Doing It Wrongโข.
Users don't like being given information, so you should just give them the bare minimum and let them find the rest if they really insist on having information.
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Doing It Wrongโข.Users don't like being given information, so you should just give them the bare minimum and let them find the rest if they really insist on having information
@Lorne_Kates just replied to your post.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@loopback0 said:
Doing It Wrongโข.Users don't like being given information, so you should just give them the bare minimum and let them find the rest if they really insist on having information
@Lorne_Kates just replied to your post.
I just liked your post.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@loopback0 said:
Doing It Wrongโข.Users don't like being given information, so you should just give them the bare minimum and let them find the rest if they really insist on having information
@Lorne_Kates just replied to your post.
@loopback0 just replied to your post twice.
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s/phone/forum
:facepunch: :hand: :running: :phone: :hocho: :shoe: :tshirt: :boat: :car: :uk: :hash: :heavy_exclamation_mark: :large_blue_circle:
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This doesn't have !
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fa emojis were :effort:
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Pfft. My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera juice.
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My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera juice.
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera whiskey.
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@blakeyrat said:
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera juice.
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera whiskey.
My whisky has 20 lasoshots of elephantswhat yes
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@FrostCat said:
@blakeyrat said:
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera juice.
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera whiskey.
My whisky has 20 lasoshots of elephantswhat yes
The elephant piss or whatever in your whisky probably isn't why you're typing like that.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@FrostCat said:
@blakeyrat said:
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera juice.
My phone has 20 laserpixels of camera whiskey.
My whisky has 20 lasoshots of elephantswhat yes
The elephant piss or whatever in your whisky probably isn't why you're typing like that.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
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Status****strong text: soldered for the first time today. Fixed some snapped wires on a Halloween prop. Immensely proud of myself. There isn't a soldering iron emoticon, so here's a bikini.
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Status: After today, here's the current treasury:
Of course, now that we have the tavern and mine, we have a new obstacle in addition to gold, insanely expensive items, and favor: Aetherium. Which we get 1 of every 60 seconds. And we can have up to 500. And apart from one of the upgrades, the rest require more than 1500 Aetherium each.
Also, remember how the tavern needed 10 kegs and 50 glass mugs? Well, the actual tavern they built has three kegs in it and no glass mugs. There are some wooden mugs, but I doubt you can make a wooden mug out of three pieces of glass and no wood.
There's also a "cutscene" for each of the upgrades being unlocked. By which I mean everyone who is in the guild hall gets to watch one second of some terrain either fading in or out. And that's it. It all comes in one big chunk and either the whole thing is there behind a rock or it shows up on top of a conveniently placed flat surface.
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You're the one drinking piss-whisky!
It's gotta be better than Virginia Moonshine (which I tried last week). So named because it's ideal for cleaning lunar regolith. It will also do as camping stove fuel, though the methanol content might be a bit high for that.
There's a reason why makers of whisk(e)y and brandy distil everything at least twiceโฆ
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Which we get 1 of every 60 seconds. And we can have up to 500. And apart from one of the upgrades, the rest require more than 1500 Aetherium each.
Well, 500 is 8 hours and 20 minutes, and 1500 is 25 hours. You gotta wait. (Is that first upgrade to the amount of
Aetheriumrate limiter you can store? Otherwise I don't see how you can mix the limit with the requirements.)
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Keep your helmet on, @nagesh .
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```c
/* The feature from the black lagoon. */No, I didn't write that. That's in code that _terrifies_ meโฆ</blockquote> How many articles based on that code can we read here meanwhile?
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(Is that first upgrade to the amount of
Aetheriumrate limiter you can store? Otherwise I don't see how you can mix the limit with the requirements.)http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Aetherium_Capacity_1
Yep, looks like we'll have 0
Aetheriumrate limiter left over each time we order an upgrade.
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Well, it's in a regular expression engine. If that doesn't scare you, it's because you're either ignorant or completely crazy.
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you're [...] completely crazy
Well, I'm a member of this forum, after all.
Oooooopppss, I just read it's a regex engine... The Bad Jokes thread is
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