The Official Status Thread
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@hungrier quality shitposting.
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Red Dead Redemption 2: fin
Jeebus but that was a long epilogue.
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I'm not there yet, but I'm getting closer.
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I spent the day with my dad for Father's Day. I'm disturbed to note how much my communication skills have devolved into "oh hey look at this funny meme/comic/video that relates to what you were just saying!"
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I spent the day with my dad for Father's Day. I'm disturbed to note how much my communication skills have devolved into "oh hey look at this funny meme/comic/video that relates to what you were just saying!"
Kids these days!
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status This has gotten awful retarded. I have to stop applying for corpos.
but you love their money!
Quiet you!
Friday:
canceling interview. Role already filled.
kind of shit to do it by declining an invite but okay.
Monday, over email:
sorry, cancelled wrong interview. I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday afternoon.
hello, sure but I’m not available on Tuesday can you give me the original slot on Wednesday?
I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday morning.
I’m not available Tuesday. Can you reschedule for Wednesday onwards at any time.
I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday afternoon.
I’m withdrawing from this process.
Corpo got in touch and said you’ve pulled out.
I’ll forward you the email chain.
Jesus wept. Sorry about this.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status This has gotten awful retarded. I have to stop applying for corpos.
but you love their money!
Quiet you!
Friday:
canceling interview. Role already filled.
kind of shit to do it by declining an invite but okay.
Monday, over email:
sorry, cancelled wrong interview. I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday afternoon.
hello, sure but I’m not available on Tuesday can you give me the original slot on Wednesday?
I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday morning.
I’m not available Tuesday. Can you reschedule for Wednesday onwards at any time.
I’ve rescheduled for Tuesday afternoon.
I’m withdrawing from this process.
Corpo got in touch and said you’ve pulled out.
I’ll forward you the email chain.
Jesus wept. Sorry about this.
You can just smell the insane level of retardery in this corpo, seeping through
's behavior.
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@MrL said in The Official Status Thread:
You can just smell the insane level of retardery in this corpo
@DogsB's being selfish by bailing and not thinking about all the WTF gold we'd get to read about.
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TIL about
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
TIL about
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.@error in 2 weeks:
Today I brought down the database server with a slow performing CROSS APPLY. Blaming the DBA for pushing my code without performance testing.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
TIL about
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.I hope this brings you as much pain as it did me.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
TIL about
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.@error in 2 weeks:
Today I brought down the database server with a slow performing CROSS APPLY. Blaming the DBA for pushing my code without performance testing.
Luckily I don't care about performance for what I'm doing, which is just pulling down data for a one-time process.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.Is that how you banish meddling DBAs?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
cross apply
, which is my new favorite SQL clause.Is that how you banish meddling DBAs?
There is a new person on the forum. I'm annoyed and infuriated!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@MrL said in The Official Status Thread:
You can just smell the insane level of retardery in this corpo
@DogsB's being selfish by bailing and not thinking about all the WTF gold we'd get to read about.
I volunteer as tribute!