The Official Status Thread
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@topspin reprehensibly useful, we hates it.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
Nice but I was looking for
bigbad puns.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
Nice but I was looking for
bigbad puns.This does not appear to be something that Frank Castle has done, am surprise.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
Nice but I was looking for
bigbad puns.This does not appear to be something that Frank Castle has done, am surprise.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
Nice but I was looking for
bigbad puns.This does not appear to be something that Frank Castle has done, am surprise.
I'm aware of his work.
Checked to see if he matches an apparently uncredited guest MC who is almost definitely not MC Frontalot on "Revenge Of The Nerds Part II", doesn't appear to be, but close.
I hear a nodule in "Get Funky" that suggests one of the Fat Boys could have produced that vocal.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Between the ages of 18 and 21, Rios’ weight ballooned from 180 lb (82 kg) to 300 lb (140 kg); he was consequently unable to tie his own shoes.[9][7]
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Between the ages of 18 and 21, Rios’ weight ballooned from 180 lb (82 kg) to 300 lb (140 kg); he was consequently unable to tie his own shoes.[9][7]
I have never seen a fedora so strongly implied without being present.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Between the ages of 18 and 21, Rios’ weight ballooned from 180 lb (82 kg) to 300 lb (140 kg); he was consequently unable to tie his own shoes.[9][7]
I was actually fatter than him. 🤷♂️ (At the quoted point in time.)
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@error Weird flex but OK
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Between the ages of 18 and 21, Rios’ weight ballooned from 180 lb (82 kg) to 300 lb (140 kg); he was consequently unable to tie his own shoes.[9][7]
I was actually fatter than him. 🤷♂️ (At the quoted point in time.)
I'm considering trying to eject 2 or 3 trillion tons of gas and get off the main cycle. Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
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@loopback0 false
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@loopback0 true
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Between the ages of 18 and 21, Rios’ weight ballooned from 180 lb (82 kg) to 300 lb (140 kg); he was consequently unable to tie his own shoes.[9][7]
I was actually fatter than him. 🤷♂️ (At the quoted point in time.)
It's a reference to this (even more context - the below is a response to The Quartering saying he doesn't know anything about anything):
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@Gąska Consider me thoroughly ed.
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@error honestly, I didn't expect anyone to know GTA 5 speedrunners and their memes.
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Really disappointed in all the games in my backlog after finishing all the FromSoftware titles. They set the bar too high.
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@error you can't live without glitching out of map?
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
GTA 5 speedrunners
Looks more like WoW.
Fun fact: WoW speedrunning is a thing.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error you can't live without glitching out of map?
I can count on zero hands the times I experienced this in a FS game.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
GTA 5 speedrunners
Looks more like WoW.
Fun fact: WoW speedrunning is a thing.
This fact is fun fact compliant, and is not fun nor does it imply anything that is fun.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error you can't live without glitching out of map?
I can count on zero hands the times I experienced this in a FS game.
Well look at you Mister Has-Toes!
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The closest thing to a glitch I've hit in normal gameplay was a quest NPC who fucked off and died before I could meet him.
And maybe exploiting the boundaries where enemies won't chase past.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
And maybe exploiting the boundaries where enemies won't chase past
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@Gąska I'm (sadly) heavier than that and can tie my own shoes just fine. But I'm also likely taller. to check though.
Edit: guess I should have read the rest of the subthread first.
Also, just be glad he wasn't big pun-pun. Because that would be a pain, even kobold sized pun-pun is effectively omnipotent. /Dnd-joke
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska I'm (sadly) heavier than that and can tie my own shoes just fine. But I'm also likely taller. to check though.
Edit: guess I should have read the rest of the subthread first.
Also, just be glad he wasn't big pun-pun. Because that would be a pain, even kobold sized pun-pun is effectively omnipotent. /Dnd-joke
Freaking hippies. Next up, the hilarity that is the names of Hot Wheels cars. Same writers as 5e but in their earlier days. Y'know, for literary perspective. Hold onto your fedora - there's puns!
But at least you're not on my lawn. It remains free of Carlos.
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Status: looking back at this thang for reference or whatever —
There is a surprising amount of detail that I don’t even remember, none of which appears once exported at lower resolution.
So of course, I shall repeat the mistakes of the past
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Status: Playing Danganronpa.
I feel like Monokuma would fit right in here
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: The delivery distortion field continues in full effect. The FEP film (I don't need it urgently and don't particularly care when it arrives, but after closing another tab I happened to find myself on the tab with the USPS tracking info for it, so I refreshed the page to see what's up) has so far traveled (via a "shipping partner"; it's not yet even in possession of USPS) from City of Commerce (East LA), CA, north to Spanish Springs (north of Reno), NV, to Bloomington (near San Bernardino), CA. This is, according to Google, a total travel distance of 964 miles (1551 km) in an elapsed time of 5 days. Edit: Not counting the 3 days between creating a shipping label and a physical package showing up in the tracking system.
The net result of this journey so far: 52 miles (84 km).
A week later, and no updates. USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Meanwhile, I got 3 other packages today (Friday). I got another ~5-months supply of tea. Hurrah for caffeine! I got something from eBay. And I got a package that was supposed to be delivered yesterday. It had live plants. Well, one of them is still alive. The other one is still alive, but seems unlikely to remain that way; nearly all the leaves are shriveled, dry, and brown. I think the extra day in transit in the southern summer heat did it in. The shipper had put a cold-pack in the box with the plants, but it was not even slightly cool any more. I immediately contacted customer service, and they've already arranged for a replacement plant to be sent when they resume normal business hours next week.
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Status: @obeselymorbid upvoted a post I made only a few hours ago. This feels... wrong.
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@HardwareGeek for the sake of all humanity, please, only get estimates that only affect you personally. It's not just deliveries, it's also been weather reports. At least change the channel if a hurricane is being tracked, maybe?
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Status: Antique and rather valuable coffee cup has now achieved an internal patina so dark and rich that at a passing glance there appears to be coffee in it, i.e. the goal state. And it only took 3 months!
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Status: Danganronpa conflates dissociative identity disorder with schizophrenia and I'm offended by it. I realize it's a very weird thing to be mad about but I have the ultimate excuse of traumatic past. Although I kinda wish my trauma was more like in movies, making me fear common things and repressing memories instead of turning me into psychiatry pedant.
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Which one of your personalities wrote that post?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Which one of your personalities wrote that post?
It wasn't me, I can tell him that much.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Danganronpa conflates dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia and I'm offended by it.
Perhaps they're positing a deep-structure relation in etiology?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Which one of your personalities wrote that post?
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Status: Fuck. FUCK. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Oh fuck no. Fuck.
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I'd never been in a sauna before. I always wondered what the appeal was. Why would you want to be in a very hot room?
Now I've tried it, and... I'm more bewildered than ever.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Maybe they know its velocity too precisely.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd never been in a sauna before. I always wondered what the appeal was. Why would you want to be in a very hot room?
Now I've tried it, and... I'm more bewildered than ever.
Any endocrine or circulatory peculiarity? I have experienced the appeal of a sauna, and it seems to revolve around maxing out nerves around the sweat glands and the vasal muscles.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Maybe they know its velocity too precisely.
He's still actively seeking estimates? He'll kill us all! Before too long he's bound to watch the weather channel.
But yeah, a known velocity of 0.0 repeating in the local reference frame does have implications.
... is the package just inside your door right now, @HardwareGeek? I feel like this has gotta be a sign error or something, but, worth a shot.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd never been in a sauna before. I always wondered what the appeal was. Why would you want to be in a very hot room?
Now I've tried it, and... I'm more bewildered than ever.
The attraction in Finland in winter is that outside is cold and the sauna warms you up properly.
The attraction in the Texas summer...
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Maybe they know its velocity too precisely.
Zero.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Maybe they know its velocity too precisely.
Zero.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
USPS still doesn't have possession of the package and doesn't know its location.
Maybe they know its velocity too precisely.
Properly, that should be the momentum of the package and not the velocity. Not that it makes much difference, but is .
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd never been in a sauna before. I always wondered what the appeal was. Why would you want to be in a very hot room?
Now I've tried it, and... I'm more bewildered than ever.
The attraction in Finland in winter is that outside is cold and the sauna warms you up properly.
The attraction in the Texas summer...Cooling off?
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