Stack Overflow: Is the Starbucks menu Turing Complete? (Spoiler Warning: It isn't)
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I… whu?
I mean, why does bigger boobs correlate with more spending power?
To better illustrate, I made a little graphic:
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Nah, you see, those are too big; they just look stupid.
For me, the ideal size is a B or C cup ;)
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You're a fucking Communist.
Nah, I just prefer my women realistically proportioned.
And foxy@accalia
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Nah, I just prefer my women realistically proportioned.And foxy
...that is like 18,000 kinds of ironic.
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And foxy
and i prefer mine hedgehoggy..... hedgy....? that does not sound nearly so endearing as i had hoped....
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that does not sound nearly so endearing as i had hoped
It's good enough for meJeffing in 3…2…1…
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I thought #SeattleTips was not to go to Starbucks?
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I think that tip applies worldwide ;)
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Tully's.
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+1
because a like it's not enough
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It'd be like going to Canada and not knowing how to order from the Tim Horton's menu.
Every time I go to Tim Hoorton's I ask for a "regular filter coffee".
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If you got to a coffee shop around here. And ask for any kind of coffee. You'll likely get strange looks.
I'll have mine black. And strong - I hear Americans dilute their coffee too mcuh.
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If you got to a coffee shop around here. And ask for any kind of coffee. You'll likely get strange looks.
PARSER_ERROR
WTF do you have in coffee shops there? Do they exclusively sell stuffed animals? Is it a cover for brothels?
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Close. I'm from the Netherlands.
So...drugs? They sell drugs in your coffee shops? 'Nuf said.
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Around here, not knowing that Dutch coffee shops are actually weed stores is like not knowing that gasoline is flammable. And I'm not from Dutchland.
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Yeah, I've always gotten the impression that was pretty common knowledge internationally.
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Yeah, I've always gotten the impression that was pretty common knowledge internationally.
There are only two reasons to go to Holland, and the other reason is a major airport.
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I heard once they were talking about making pot illegal for foreigners to buy?
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I heard once they were talking about making pot illegal for foreigners to buy?
That's racist!
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Some people worried that people were only coming to their country for one thing.
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Probably the dykes.
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Some people worried that people were only coming to their country for one thing.
Hmm no that is an actual concern, mainly at the Belgian border. French guys drive a few hours stop at the first place they see in the Netherlands to load up and drive back. The Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam train is also a well known alternative.
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Indeed. I get the impression this is mainly a problem in Maastricht. Of course, a drug tourist to Amsterdam is likely to stay in a hotel for a night, visit the red light district, etc…
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Whatever happened to just ordering an coffee?
You sound like one of my older cow-orkers, the one who used to say "I just want to make a phone call" whenever I used my non-potato phone.
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I'd love to, but apparently the super-advanced science-fiction feature of "clicking links and they open" is broken in Discourse, and I'm too lazy to copy the URL.
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@Buddy said:
a coffee menu with infinite recursion
You're going to need some big cups.
And big restrooms.
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I'd love to, but apparently the super-advanced science-fiction feature of "clicking links and they open" is broken in Discourse, and I'm too lazy to copy the URL.
That's the first time I've seen one of my links do that! I thought @ben_lubar was just Doing It WrongTM!
If you're not on your phone, you can middle-click the link. You can also have it in HTML, on the off chance that will help: Clicky. And once in text, too, just in case Discurse messes THAT up, too. http://www.theriotwheel.com/FAQ.html
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Too-shay.
I was going to do a stupid joke picture of either a shay or a shay, but GIS for "shay" turned up many borderline-NSFW images of someone named Shay. That's too Shay.
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Also, all y'all are on notice that he'd love to click one of my links.
Too bad the PCA topic is in the Lounge.
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That's the first time I've seen one of my links do that!
FWIW, the first time I tried to follow it it got stuck on some redirect page, so I shrugged and moved on with my life. When I came back 30-40 minutes later, I tried it again, and it worked the second time. And that is the story of how I was able to eventually follow the link.
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FWIW, the first time I tried to follow it it got stuck on some redirect page, so I shrugged and moved on with my life. When I came back 30-40 minutes later, I tried it again, and it worked the second time. And that is the story of how I was able to eventually follow the link.
I am interested in turning your touching life story into a feature film. Expect to be contacted by my agent within the next 48 hours.
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domains, kindly remove it to enable unrestricted communication. Thank you.
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FWIW, the first time I tried to follow it it got stuck on some redirect page
That's what middle-click's for, as I said. I guess not everyone knows about that, though.
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Which is a thing you can do with a touchpad?
Usually. Most laptops do a middle-click when you right and left click at the same time.
Edit: Hanzo'd by @Onyx, that Croatian ninja.
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Usually. Most laptops do a middle-click when you right and left click at the same time.
Huh. Well, I never tried that... what's supposed to happen if I middle-click in Windows, so I know I'm doing it right?
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what's supposed to happen if I middle-click in Windows, so I know I'm doing it right?
In Chrome, it will open a link in a new tab.
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In
Chromeevery browser in the world, it will open a link in a new tab.
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Fair enough. I only use Chrome so I did not want to speak about that which I did not know. I am not @blakeyrat
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Is that a ninja currently enjoying a wank?