This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it
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@Onyx
Why are you poking in my eye? ... again?
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@Onyx I think the toystore frowns on doing that before you buy though ;)
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@Yamikuronue that... explains a lot, actually.
Brb, I have some apology letters to write...
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@Weng said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
@Fox Personal is not the same as important.
Quoth Carrot Ironfounderson
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@Yamikuronue Well, that's pretty much what she's recommending, though with the products of weird science you probably want to be a good deal more rigorous as Gadgets and (especially) Devises tend to have failure modes that are unpredictable, intermittent, and all too often, explosive
Also, even adult Devisors aren't known for their careful product testing, or their foresight; given that the book was written at and clandestinely circulated around a high school, you can imagine what the students are like.
The creation of Belphoebe is a typical example: Belphegor, a capable but greedy and lazy Devisor, stole a bunch of things from other Devisors, include a cloning chamber and a sample of Drow genetic material from Jobe (who was obsessed with recreating fictional demi-humans and so made a serum to turn anyone injected with it into a female Drow; he figured it would be the perfect gift for his girlfriend, once he found one, but then he injected himself with it by mistake when trying to take an antivenin after a spider bite) and a brain scanner from Knick-knack. His plan was to give a female student (whose powers had mutated her to look like a demon) into a new Drow body in the hope that she would sleep with him out of gratitude. The brain copy devise was flaky, and while trying to figure out what was wrong, Belphegor accidentally imprinted his own mind on the clone instead.
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@Lathun said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
Do you think Custome Vibe mode supports "Through the Fire and Flames?"
There are already vibrators which vibrate to the song you're currently playing. Don't ask me why I know that.
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@Yamikuronue said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
I'd pay for the resulting app. Or I'm available for beta testing.
Famous last words? ;)
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@groo said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
Don't use an AI, let users on the internet see the data and operate it anonimously.
While they wait in the queue to "drive" the next girl using the toy you can show them advertisements.New business idea for cam girls?
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@asdf Oh yeah, those things! I saw them first in Amsterdam, I was all "are you kidding me?" I wonder where I put those photos...
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@Yamikuronue said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
@asdf Oh yeah, those things! I saw them first in Amsterdam, I was all "are you kidding me?" I wonder where I put those photos...
Did they have ads/demonstrations with this song in it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM
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@Yamikuronue said in This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it:
I saw them first in Amsterdam, I was all "are you kidding me?
I used to date a person who actually bought and used one of those. It might have explained her weird taste in music...