TDWTF Plays Sorcerer
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I feel like the spells are mostly worthless.
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@error_bot restore
speedrun2
aimfiz Belboz
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save
speedrun3
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun2): speedrun2
Ok.Cellar Score: 75 Moves: 41 >aimfiz Belboz
As you cast the spell, the moldy scroll vanishes!After a momentary dizziness, you realize that your location has changed,
although Belboz is not in sight...Twisted Forest
You are on a path through a blighted forest. The trees are sickly, and there
is no undergrowth at all. One tree here looks climbable. The path, which ends
here, continues to the northeast.A hellhound is racing straight toward you, its open jaws displaying rows of
razor-sharp teeth.Twisted Forest Score: 95 Moves: 42 >ne
Forest Edge
To the west, a path enters the blighted woods, which stretch out of sight. A
signpost stands beside another path leading north, and to the east is a wide
meadow. At the base of the signpost is a slimy hole leading down.
The hellhound stops at the edge of the forest and bellows. After a moment, it
turns and slinks into the trees.Forest Edge Score: 95 Moves: 43 >save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun2): speedrun3
Ok.Forest Edge Score: 95 Moves: 43 >
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Meadow
You are in the center of a barren field. To the east is the turret of a ruined
castle, and from the northeast comes the sound of rushing water.A swarm of bloodsucking locusts appears on the horizon.
Meadow Score: 95 Moves: 44 >
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Drawbridge
You are standing on the drawbridge of a ruined castle which lies to your east.
The wood of the bridge looks severely rotted and creaks ominously beneath you.
The moat, although an easy dive from here, looks dangerous, full of sinister
shapes beneath the surface of the water. To the west is a wide field.Drawbridge Score: 95 Moves: 45 >
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@error_bot memorize izyuk
izyuk self
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memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.
The bridge continues to creak.Drawbridge Score: 95 Moves: 46 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Drawbridge Score: 95 Moves: 47 >e
Ruins (you are flying)
You are amongst the ruins of an ancient castle. A winding stairway leads up to
a crumbling turret, and a dark passage leads downward. A path heads through
the rubble to the west.Ruins Score: 95 Moves: 48 >
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@error_bot save
spoopy
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save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:speedrun3): spoopy
Ok.Ruins Score: 95 Moves: 48 >
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@error_bot up
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up
Turret (you are flying)
This is the only turret of the castle still standing. It affords a marvelous
view of a meadow to the west, and beyond that a twisted forest. To the north
is a mighty fortress which stands atop a cliff where a turbulent river pours
into an ocean. The ocean stretches out of sight to the east. A spiralling
staircase leads downward.You settle gently to the ground.
Turret Score: 95 Moves: 49 >
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@error_bot down
down
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down
Ruins
You are amongst the ruins of an ancient castle. A winding stairway leads up to
a crumbling turret, and a dark passage leads downward. A path heads through
the rubble to the west.Ruins Score: 95 Moves: 50 >down
Dungeon
This is the dark and dank dungeon of the ruined castle. There's probably a
torture chamber nearby. You can go east, northeast, or upward. A small opening
leads down as well.Dungeon Score: 95 Moves: 51 >
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Torture Chamber
This is a large and well-equipped torture chamber. These were very popular in
castles of several centuries ago, but are somewhat out of fashion now. There
are exits to the west and north.
Sitting near one of the torture devices is an indigo vial, labelled in tiny
letters.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 52 >
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@error_bot read vial
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read vial
Which vial do you mean, the indigo vial or the orange vial?Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 52 >
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@error_bot read indigo vial
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read indigo vial
(taking the indigo vial first)"FLAXO POTION
(exquisite torture)"Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 53 >
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@error_bot open indigo vial
drink flaxo
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open indigo vial
Opening the indigo vial reveals indigo potion.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 54 >drink flaxo
There seems to be a noun missing in that sentence.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 54 >
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@error_bot flaxo self
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flaxo self
I can't use the word "flaxo" here.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 54 >
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@error_bot quaff flaxo
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quaff flaxo
There seems to be a noun missing in that sentence.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 54 >
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@error_bot quaff potion
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quaff potion
The potion tastes like a combination of anchovies, prune juice, and garlic
powder. As you finish swallowing the potion, a well-muscled troll saunters in
and straps you to a torture device. He whacks your head with a wooden
two-by-four, grunting "You are playing Sorcerer. It was written by S. Eric
Meretzky. You will have fun and enjoy yourself." He repeats this action 999
more times, then vanishes without a trace.Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 55 >
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@error_bot restore
spoopy
down
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restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:spoopy): spoopy
Ok.Ruins Score: 95 Moves: 48 >down
Dungeon (you are flying)
This is the dark and dank dungeon of the ruined castle. There's probably a
torture chamber nearby. You can go east, northeast, or upward. A small opening
leads down as well.You settle gently to the ground.
Dungeon Score: 95 Moves: 49 >
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@error_bot ne
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Pit of Bones
In the center of the room is a deep pit filled with countless bones, an
indication of the brutality of dungeon life. There are exits south and
southwest. High above you is a small opening in the ceiling.Pit of Bones Score: 95 Moves: 50 >
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@error_bot up
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up
The hole is too high to reach.Pit of Bones Score: 95 Moves: 51 >
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@error_bot memorize izyuk
izyuk self
up
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memorize izyuk
Using your best study habits, you learn the izyuk spell.Pit of Bones Score: 95 Moves: 52 >izyuk self
You are now floating serenely in midair.Pit of Bones Score: 95 Moves: 53 >up
You can't fly high enough to reach the hole.Pit of Bones Score: 95 Moves: 54 >
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Torture Chamber (you are flying)
This is a large and well-equipped torture chamber. These were very popular in
castles of several centuries ago, but are somewhat out of fashion now. There
are exits to the west and north.
Sitting near one of the torture devices is an indigo vial, labelled in tiny
letters.You settle gently to the ground.
Torture Chamber Score: 95 Moves: 55 >
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Dungeon
This is the dark and dank dungeon of the ruined castle. There's probably a
torture chamber nearby. You can go east, northeast, or upward. A small opening
leads down as well.Dungeon Score: 95 Moves: 56 >
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@error_bot down
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down
Highway
This is a wide road winding away to the east and west, perhaps a relic of the
Great Underground Empire you read about in history class. A passage leads up
to the north.Highway Score: 95 Moves: 57 >
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Toll Gate
You have reached a toll gate which spans the highway.
A fat old gnome with a long white beard is sleeping soundly just outside the
toll booth. His loud snores echo around the caverns.Toll Gate Score: 95 Moves: 58 >
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@error_bot memorize yomin
yomin gnome
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memorize yomin
Using your best study habits, you learn the yomin spell.Toll Gate Score: 95 Moves: 59 >yomin gnome
The thoughts of the sleeping gnome are focused on certain activities involving
female gnomes. Embarrassed, you withdraw.Toll Gate Score: 95 Moves: 60 >
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@error_bot w
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Highway
This is a wide road winding away to the east and west, perhaps a relic of the
Great Underground Empire you read about in history class. A passage leads up
to the north.Highway Score: 95 Moves: 61 >w
Bend
The road curves here, heading east and southwest.Bend Score: 95 Moves: 62 >