TDWTF Plays Zork I

pie_flavor

@error Nope, never.

error

@pie_flavor said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

@error Nope, never.

I suppose it was a coincidence that error_bot started slicing, dicing, and making Julian fries shortly after that.

SlackerD

@error_bot unlock grating

error_bot

 Clearing                                         Score: 10       Moves: 110    
>go west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>take leaves
A grating appears on the ground.
Taken.
>inspect grating
I don't know the word 'inspect'.
>open grating
The grating is locked.
>unlock grating
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>

SlackerD

@error_bot unlock grating with elvish sword

error_bot

 Clearing                                         Score: 10       Moves: 111    
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>take leaves
A grating appears on the ground.
Taken.
>inspect grating
I don't know the word 'inspect'.
>open grating
The grating is locked.
>unlock grating
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go west

error_bot

 Forest                                           Score: 10       Moves: 112    
the path.
>go north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>take leaves
A grating appears on the ground.
Taken.
>inspect grating
I don't know the word 'inspect'.
>open grating
The grating is locked.
>unlock grating
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Forest Path                                      Score: 10       Moves: 113    
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>take leaves
A grating appears on the ground.
Taken.
>inspect grating
I don't know the word 'inspect'.
>open grating
The grating is locked.
>unlock grating
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go south

error_bot

 North of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 114    
>inspect grating
I don't know the word 'inspect'.
>open grating
The grating is locked.
>unlock grating
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go west

error_bot

 West of House                                    Score: 10       Moves: 115    
(with your hands)
Can you unlock a grating with a pair of hands?
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go west
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot open mailbox

error_bot

 West of House                                    Score: 10       Moves: 116    
>unlock grating with elvish sword
Can you unlock a grating with a sword?
>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go west
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot read leaflet

error_bot

 West of House                                    Score: 10       Moves: 117    
>go west
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>read leaflet
(Taken)
WELCOME TO ZORK
     ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will
explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals.

    No computer should be without one!

    The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels,
and Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods.
This version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott
Cutler.

    (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

>

SlackerD

@error_bot go west

error_bot

 Forest                                           Score: 10       Moves: 118    
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>read leaflet
(Taken)
WELCOME TO ZORK
     ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will
explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals.

    No computer should be without one!

    The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels,
and Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods.
This version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott
Cutler.

    (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Forest Path                                      Score: 10       Moves: 119    
WELCOME TO ZORK
     ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will
explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals.

    No computer should be without one!

    The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels,
and Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods.
This version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott
Cutler.

    (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>

SlackerD

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SlackerD

@error_bot go south

error_bot

 North of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 120    
    No computer should be without one!

    The original ZORK was created by Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels,
and Dave Lebling. It was inspired by the ADVENTURE game of Crowther and Woods.
This version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott
Cutler.

    (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Behind House                                     Score: 10       Moves: 121    
This version was created by Marc Blank, Dave Lebling, Joel Berez, and Scott
Cutler.

    (c) Copyright 1979 & 1980 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

>go west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot enter house

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 122    
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot climb staircase

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 123    
appears to be sunlight.
>go east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot light lantern

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 124    
>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take knife

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 125    
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot drop brown sack

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 126    
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take knife

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 127    
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take rope

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 128    
>enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>take rope
Your load is too heavy.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot drop elvish sword

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 129    
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>take rope
Your load is too heavy.
>drop elvish sword
Dropped.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot take rope

error_bot

 Attic                                            Score: 10       Moves: 130    
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>climb staircase
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>light lantern
The lamp is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>take rope
Your load is too heavy.
>drop elvish sword
Dropped.
>take rope
Taken.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot climb down

error_bot

 Kitchen                                          Score: 10       Moves: 131    
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
>take knife
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>take rope
Your load is too heavy.
>drop elvish sword
Dropped.
>take rope
Taken.
>climb down
(down the stairs)
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go east

error_bot

 Behind House                                     Score: 10       Moves: 132    
Your load is too heavy.
>drop brown sack
Dropped.
>take knife
Taken.
>take rope
Your load is too heavy.
>drop elvish sword
Dropped.
>take rope
Taken.
>climb down
(down the stairs)
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot go north