Stupid Psycho/Morale Test Questions
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I, the worker taking this work test, am at work.
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Do you work for PNC? This sounds exactly like the Gallup kool-aid they started drinking 5 or 6 years ago. Including the "coaching" on the proper way to answer the ambiguous and ridiculous questions.
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Scheduled for 16:30 on a Friday. Or if that's not available then 07:00 Monday. Must minimize effects on the regular workday.
Meeting is mandatory.
Meeting can be mandatory all it wants.
I note, however, that nowhere has it been said that attendance to said meeting is mandatory
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Scheduled for 16:30 on a Friday.
Remember, we have a big forum event planned for Saturday at 11:00. Be sure to come so you can watch the forum go down and then be read only for a while.
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As the global notification disappeared, I don't have that timezone adjusted time anymore, do you have it?
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You mean the big blue box?
"The final migration step will happen starting at 15:00 UTC on 2016-03-19."
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This post is deleted!
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If you're going to delete your post, could you at least not mention me in it?
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I didn't know I would need to delete it
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Have I missed something? I got the reply notice and now it's deleted. Is this a "thing" I'm just not in on?
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@fbmac likes to delete his posts immediately after posting them.
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I don't know what post you guys are talking about
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This post is deleted!
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Because it was built on the wrong assumption that 15-3=11
Given the number of people around here who can't spell, surely one person who can't count won't surprise anyone?
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Given the number of people around here who can't spell, surely one person who can't count won't surprise anyone?
And those who can start numbering things from 0?
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I don't know what post you guys are talking about
That's a sure sign that you're deleting too many posts. You have a deleting problem and should seek help.
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I didn't know I would need to delete it
Proposal for WTDWTF on NodeBB: Posts cannot be deleted except by staff.
You want a post deleted?
CLOSED_TOO_MUCH_WORK
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I'll get a greasemonkey script that changes the text from my posts to "(post withdrawn by author, will be automatically deleted in 42 hours unless flagged)" before sending it to the server.
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Why bother? NodeBB supports canned responses.
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The question is: are there zero or one of me?
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There should be two off you just be OffByAtLeastOne
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Meeting can be mandatory all it wants.
I note, however, that nowhere has it been said that attendance to said meeting is mandatory
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If you look like the girl in that photo, I'm OK with this
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E_CLONE_NOT_FOUND.
I'm a unique individual, just like everyone else.
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Intriguing. I didn't recognize her from anything, and after some minor googling it turns out that that's because the only things I've seen that she was in were Thor and Thor 2, and I haven't watched either of those in some time.
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She was also the voice of a stripper in an episode of American Dad
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Can't say I've watched more than one or two episodes of that. It just seemed like "Family Guy: Trying Too Hard Edition". Which is pretty much what Family Guy turned into, now that I think about it.
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I'm not particularly interested in her voice though.
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American Dad had something going for it in the first two or three seasons, but once they'd exhausted the Stan-Hayley dynamic, it did basically become Family Guy: The Crap We Didn't Want To Throw Away
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There were a couple good episodes, I liked the one where they went to visit the Mr. Pibb factory (or whatever) before it closed, and the one where he and his son went to buy the used DeLorean. Not memorable enough to remember what specifically about those two episodes I found funny, but whatever.
The biggest problem with the show is:
- It added two gimmicky pet-characters (the alien and the talking fish)
- Both were FUCKING AWFUL
If an episode featured that horrible alien, you could just skip it. Awful, awful character. Terrible. Hated that fucking alien. Fortunately they mostly just forgot about the fish. But the fish was terrible too.
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You have a best friend at work.
I don't even know what this is asking.
Is it "You have multiple friends among your coworkers, which, if you ranked them, one could be called your best coworker friend."? Why do you care if I rank my coworker friends?
Or, somewhat illogically, is it "You have multiple best friends, one of which is a coworker." Is "best friend" a category of friends that accepts multiple values? Why then does the category description use a singular adjective?
Or is it "Your best friend is a coworker."? This makes the most sense, but I fail to see why my employer would care unless it were some indicator of how poor my social life is.
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"You have a best friend who has a job." Don't forget that interpretation.
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Do you work for PNC? This sounds exactly like the Gallup kool-aid they started drinking 5 or 6 years ago. Including the "coaching" on the proper way to answer the ambiguous and ridiculous questions
Ahh, thank you, confession is so good for the soul. I don't work for PNC, but "Gallup kool-aid" is dead on. Maybe, just maybe, there is a cause/effect involved since there is a partner relationship.
I note, however, that nowhere has it been said that attendance to said meeting is mandatory
I will have one of our managers carefully explain to you that "mandatory" means your attendance in person is required unless you are sick, on vacation, or work remote (i.e. from another state). In the latter case the meeting will be on Skype and you are expected to join in.
Proposal for WTDWTF on NodeBB: Posts cannot be deleted except by staff.
Are we allowed to vote on that?Scratch that, I have a â– â– â– â– â– â– â– right to vote. And I vote, "No." @fbmac is not a big enough problem to warrant my being deprived of a right to delete (or edit) mycompletely fucking moronicill-thought-out post.I have bad post days. Silence upon the peanut gallery.
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To help our team to form better intra-team bonds, we will be holding a 3-hour discussion meeting on this subject in the near future.
The last time someone tried to make me go to a team-building exercise, they pulled the lifeboat drill. I wound up being the lawyer and said I didn't want to compete for a place; I'd take my chances with the other sharks.
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I didn't know I would need to delete it
With your current rate of deleted posts, you should just flip a coin before hitting the Reply button and if it lands on Heads, cancel the post instead.
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one person who can't count
Aw come one, I can think of a bunch of people who can't count when they make lists they think shouldn't start at one.
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/me prepares a double-headed coin as a present for @fbmac
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