📹 Blakeyrat's Videos Thread (Robots in the News et al.)
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Really? I didn't even think it was bad enough to go in the "Worst of the Worst" playlist. It's certainly boring and has primitive graphics, but the concept isn't ENTIRELY flawed and at least they put in a music video. It's also "Early Access" so at least the programs don't call it "done". (Although there's a 99.9% chance it'll never be finished or even updated.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ckKCiVlro
Tompi Jones, now that's a bad game.
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Don't try to do Blakeyrat, only Blakeyrat can do Blakeyrat.
I was doing petulant, whiny, self-entitled YouTube gamer/commentor.
Is-- is that how you see yourself? =(
Pull up a couch. Tell me about your mother. *
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only Blakeyrat can do Blakeyrat.
Eww. Ain't nobody wants to see that.
Where's my eye bleach?
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Tompi Jones, now that's a bad game.
Looks like a mediocre game that was bugging out on your hardware (music and framerate). Nowhere near as bad as the gym thing.
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@blakeyrat said:
...only Blakeyrat can do Blakeyrat.
Sounds lonely.
No wonder he's so grouchy.
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So we have game A with poor graphics and boring mechanics, and we have game B with poor graphics and boring mechanics AND ALSO IT DEAFENS THE PLAYER WITH A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL
And you think game A is worse.
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We have game A, which looks like a teen made it as his first game tutorial project, and game B, which looks like a generic early 2000-s era corporate mascot tie-in, and which happened to have bugged out on your machine. The later is just mediocre and buggy. The former is a travesty to be sold in a store, instead of being turned is as C- graded class project.
So yeah, I think game A is worse. In the Turd Sandwich vs Giant Douche kind of way.
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Tompi Jones, now that's a bad game.
The sound is certainly… err… not precisely something I'd want to put up with. You tolerated it for far longer than I would have.
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Streaming some Fallout 4 if you're bored!
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Your mom needs work. Wait, check that, an aircraft carrier just docked and the sailors are coming ashore, now she has plenty of work.
My mom is in the Army, you insensitive clod.
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My mom is in the Army, you insensitive clod.
No, the Army is in your mom.
(So is the Navy)
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@Spanky587 said:
My mom is in the Army, you insensitive clod.
No, the Army is in your mom.
(So is the Navy)
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DungeonRift + Polandball mode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULbe-Q3Jqso
I was kind of drunk when I did these couple of videos, but I think they turned out... ok? Whatever, I rendered them I'm uploading them.
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The Extinction. The terrible controls. The miniscule font size. The abandoned "early access" game. The spaceship which can inexplicably push a little moon around, but the moon doesn't actually seem to do anything.
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Trap Them.
It's always wonderful when a game I'm reviewing crashes during the review, especially when it crashes while doing literally nothing but showing a static screen with a little bit of text.
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Do you have those tv programs where the host watches a B terror movie mocking it there?
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Where is "there"? Do you mean the US?
Yeah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 perfected it to an art form. Possibly invented it (it's from 1988) but I don't know for sure.
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I think you would be funny doing that
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I'd pay good money for that.
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8SUvRfUJ8opF5eiJyDUByBOuLT4-m5Ev
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8SUvRfUJ8oo-NXuNowpNJ1HII1ZylVS9
My problem is I'd need a partner for that and I don't really have one anymore. Rantis hasn't wanted to record a video in ages. It's also a ContentID nightmare, so. You can do public domain videos I guess. Or video game longplays like Retsupurae does. Of course they're in a multi-channel network so they can get away with a lot of shit.
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Where is "there"? Do you mean the US?
Yeah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 perfected it to an art form. Possibly invented it (it's from 1988) but I don't know for sure.
MST3K is probably the best known, but there have been a million local TV shows doing it since the 1960s.
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Can you prove that?
A million local TV shows had hosts who broke into the movie and maybe snarked about it a bit, but actually talking over the movie? AFAIK, MST3K was the first to do that.
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What is your criteria to review this game and not the other? Do you specifically look for shitty games so you can bash them for fun?
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I have a simple process:
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I obtain indie games (usually from cheap bundles that have one game I'm actually interested in)
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I add their names to an Excel sheet
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I sort by Rand()
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I review whatever the top few are
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Unless I don't feel like it (for example, I've removed all RPG Maker titles because fuck those, they're ALWAYS awful)
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Uh ok? Thanks? I guess?
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It's copyrighted. That's exactly the problem.
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God dammit. If you're going to delete your posts and fuck up the conversation, you should just stop making them in the first place.
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There, I totally restored this conversation to it's original content.
Maybe just stop posting lots of things only to delete them.
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Are you guys supposed to be playing that game in a blakeythread?
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Ok, I really liked this one.
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You do not know how Griffons is pronounced really?
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Definitely a "You really need to RT(341 pg)FM" game.
Also apparently expected you to use the numpad in certain places randomly.
Needs a UI consultant desperately, not even GUI, or is it UX? Meh.
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You do not know how Griffons is pronounced really?
I don't recall "griffons" coming up in the video.
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Oh that was me attempting to pronounce Dstrsthbbbld or whatever.
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8923 are movement keys; 82 up/down, 9/3 page up/down. 46 left/right.
Did you realize you spent like a minute ranting about wanting to build a wall, while you had the cursor right on the line in the menu for walls?
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Yah, so Ben L told me. He also told me that the build menu doesn't actually build stuff, but places stuff that's already been built apparently, but whatever. I'll never play this shit again.
Good indication of how absolutely shitastic that UI is.
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It's wildly difficult to figure out how to play on your own. If you actually wanted to you sort of need to read the wiki.
You actually did manage to mine two blocks. From the designate menu, then choose mine, you use (iirc) the numbers on the numpad to mark the area to mine, then a dwarf who's not otherwise busy (or more than one) will go and actually do the work. Most stuff works like that--you choose to do something like mine or dig or hunt, then mark an area, then hit Esc and the dwarves go off and do it.
I think. I haven't played in...shit, probably 8 years or something, when it had its first wave of popularity.
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you use (iirc) the numbers on the numpad to mark the area to mine, then a dwarf who's not otherwise busy (or more than one) will go and actually do the work. Most stuff works like that--you choose to do something like mine or dig or hunt, then mark an area, then hit Esc and the dwarves go off and do it.
Yeah. That's called Dungeon Keeper. It's a really good game. It has graphics. It's even in 3D, and you can view it from your minions' perspective.
Dwarf Fortress is utter shit.
I do kind of want to play Dungeon Keeper now, though, so I guess that can maybe be considered a positive outcome.
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I do kind of want to play Dungeon Keeper now, though, so I guess that can maybe be considered a positive outcome.
You could totally play the mobile version of Dungeon Keeper, if you had an Android phone.
I mean, you wouldn't want to, but you could.
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Here's my WAG:
Brook: Distrusthobbled the Noble Dog
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My time trying to play df wasn't that different from that video, but you had more fun. I didn't notice the cool rain fx when I played it.