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FTFY
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never said they had to be in order!
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I don't like getting into fights I already know I'll win.
Those are the only fights I bother getting into.
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The cat's like "There'd better be fish later…"
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The ones where I win? :p
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Reddit copypasta alert!
Today's popular "Life-pro-tip":
Today's popular "Shitty-life-pro-tip":
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I Like :)
Method B, depending on certain factors, will definitely get their attention at least. Of course, whether or not they remember anything about your speech is a different matter.
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Version 12.0.0:
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There is a natural response to this, and I'm not saying I don't have the cojone's to make it. I just want to keep mine attached
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Yup. Not going there.
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Not even when it's battered, deep-fried, and served with chips?
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Hey, I need a modified version of that sign to put next to the microwave in the kitchen at work.
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Selection:
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http://2kindsofpeople.tumblr.com/
Selection:
Now I feel left out. I just fill up the tank.
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R belongs to the left of 1!
Not always - my current car is like that with it opposite '5':
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…my watch has both…
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I don't even get what we're supposed to use to tell "one type" of person from the other. I think he's TRYING to say that some people try to get the price to an even number, and others try to get the number of gallons to an even number-- but it's far more likely the guy is just filling his tank all the way up, because that's what ALL normal people do.
I guess I've been "pump on the left" back in my college days when I had a very small gas budget.
This one is amazingly retarded. What are the two types of people here? People who drive, and people who also-drive?
How come the R isn't offset? Isn't that dangerous? You're just relying on the interlock to prevent people from shifting into reverse at 50 MPH.
If R doesn't go off to the left, it's supposed to look like this:
So you can't just yank down from 5th into R.
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So you can't just yank down from 5th into R.
You can't anyway; you'll grind the dog gears into powder long before you force them to engage
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Well there should be an interlock as well before you get to that point.
But it's far easier to prevent use of the interlock and having to grind gears by powder by just offsetting R a quarter-inch or so.
This may surprise you, but "grinding gears to powder" is still a bad thing the car's design should prevent from happening.
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What are the two types of people here? People who drive, and people who also-drive?
People who prefer/drive Manual vs Automatic.
You're just relying on the interlock to prevent people from shifting into reverse at 50 MPH.
Typically you have to do something else other than simply move it as if you were changing to a normal gear. Either push the gearstick down before attempting to move it into reverse, or there's a collar round the shaft that needs to be pulled up before reverse can be engaged.
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Either push the gearstick down before attempting to move it into reverse, or there's a collar round the shaft that needs to be pulled up before reverse can be engaged.
Not in my old MkV Fiesta; that had R in line with 5, yet no interlock. Same with the MkIV I had before that. However, my current Corsa does have an interlock, even though R is to the left of 1.
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I just fill up the tank.
My roommate regularly buys me some gas to offset his borrowing my car. He usually doesn't fill up the tank, he'll just get some even amount in excess of what he used. I sometimes also get less than a full tank if I'm low halfway through the week and it's freezing out so I don't want to stand there long enough to fill up. I usually go for even dollar amount.
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People who prefer/drive Manual vs Automatic.
See, that's stupid. I prefer manual but I own an automatic, because traffic around here sucks and I wanted a hybrid. What kind of person does that make me? What does that say about me?
Oh right. Jack shit.
So the point of the comic is... what? Oh right. Jack shit.
Call me crazy, but I don't think the type of transmission a person owns, or the amount of gas they put into their tank, tells you anything at all even slightly useful about that person.
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What kind of person does that make me? What does that say about me?
Your preferences are stuck in the past with ancient technology and don't want to move into the glorious future of today.
Call me crazy, but I don't think the type of transmission a person owns, or the amount of gas they put into their tank, tells you anything at all even slightly useful about that person.
Dude, it's mildly funny pictures. Don't overthink it, that's not funny.
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I don't even get what we're supposed to use to tell "one type" of person from the other.
Can I nominate @blakeyrat for a whoose badgy thingy?
Although, in his defence I would like to point out that the window tabs one needs to swap its images left to right. That way all those people that identify with the left image are saying (in the nicest possible way) *I don't give a ..."
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http://www.hexjam.com/uk/sex-relationships/hello-i-won-a-6-foot-dildo-throne-this-is-my-story
Likely NSFW for some. Contains pictures of dildos.
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Don't overthink it, that's not funny.
I'm not overthinking it, I'm regular-thinking it, and it's not at all funny.
But while being not at all funny, it got me confused as to what the writer was trying to say. Now I've realized the true message is: "I'm a hack and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing".
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But while being not at all funny, it got me confused as to what the writer was trying to say
Because you're overthinking it and ruining the little bit of fun.
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing
I'm not sure I believe that.
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Because you're overthinking it and ruining the little bit of fun.
There's no point in creating art unless you have something to say. I'm just trying to figure out what the guy who drew this has to say.
I make no apologies for that.
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Just in case somebody wants to point my "obvious" mistake:
Apart from my genuine mistake, which I will edit.
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Sounds like I need to send my mom to wherever that is to retrain their wait staff... ;) (She got good enough at the waiting-tables thing back in the day that she was tapped to train new wait staff)
This one is amazingly retarded. What are the two types of people here? People who drive, and people who also-drive?
What? You don't think car people aren't "stick vs. automatic" in the same way we get OS and editor flamewars over here?
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Today's existential comic envisions philosophers as programmers: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/86
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What? You don't think car people aren't "stick vs. automatic" in the same way we get OS and editor flamewars over here?
Are you kidding? We've had the "stick vs. automatic" flame wars here.
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https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/optimized/3X/5/7/57e43bd2b50550c2cca1bca7a08fdca2a5cd711d_1_690x345.png
Why not both? 36 Chrome windows, with an average of 4.53 tabs per window (as few as 1, as many as 17).
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How many things do you look at at the same time‽
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They're both wrong. The minimize/maximize/close buttons belong on the right-hand side of the window.
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How many things do you look at at the same time‽
Roughly half of those are related to job search in one way or another, and a couple have music streaming (one or the other, depending on my mood; not both at the same time). But mostly I look at just one. (You only get one guess what that one thing is.)
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HornySluts.com?
But seriously, what.thedailywtf.com :)
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Not always - my current car is like that with it opposite '5':
I'm pretty sure "belongs" is used in the prescriptive sense here.
How come the R isn't offset? Isn't that dangerous? You're just relying on the interlock to prevent people from shifting into reverse at 50 MPH.
If you've been driving the car for more than 5 minutes, you'll know that there isn't a 6th gear and won't try it.
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If you've been driving the car for more than 5 minutes, you'll know that there isn't a 6th gear and won't try it.
If you've been a human being for 5 minutes, you'll know that sometimes people get groggy or distracted or otherwise confused and will think they're in 3rd gear when they're actually in 5th.
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The minimize/maximize/close buttons belong on the right-hand side of the window.
I can't see the right side, so I don't know if they're there or not.