Sexy Zoidberg Rainbows
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#rekt
I discovered recently that "Rekter" and "Hogwang" are acceptable names in WoW. One was actually suggested by the randomizer; the other suggestion was "hoghwang" and I changed it.
[1] That was a typo but I like it so it stays; now it looks like a portmanteau.
Filed under: oh brother, another formatting abusrdity[1]
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Uh, it's the 54th state. The one far east in the Atlantic Ocean.
Okay, so Puerto Rico is the 51st, and Israel is the 52nd... what's the 53rd?
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Okay, so Puerto Rico is the 51st, and Israel is the 52nd... what's the 53rd?
Canada, of course.
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tend to be those getting pounded in seedy public bathrooms.
Dude, I already told you. I have a wide goddamned stance.
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Why can't I view this suave gentleman's profile page?
http://what.thedailywtf.com/users/the_real_wtf[size=6]I want to see all his posts and then read them forever[/size]
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Dude, I already told you. I have a wide goddamned stance.
Ah, and with that, I found your picture:
http://www.colorlines.com/archival_images/larry craig.jpg
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@created_just_to_disl said:
Why can't I view this suave gentleman's profile page?
http://what.thedailywtf.com/users/the_real_wtf[size=6]I want to see all his posts and then read them forever[/size]
zee ban hammer
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Why was he banned?
He seemed to be fitting in to me...
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because he was being an [anal sphincter] and trying to disrupt the community in a way that was aggressively hostile to everyone?
it was amusing at first, but i do not regret the banhammer falling. there was no hope for that one.
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because he was being an [anal sphincter] and trying to disrupt the community in a way that was aggressively hostile to everyone?
Hmmmmm, I can think of one or two people around here who fit that description. Maybe not with as much bravado, but definitely ticking all those boxes....
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you don't mean poor old @zoidberg do you?
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Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want go outside!
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No, I dig @Zoidberg. His relatives the lobsters make a mighty fine meal also.
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Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want go outside!
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you just said that.
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Is @Zoidberg capable of saying other hilarious Fatarumu quotes?
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Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
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@Zoidberg needs more math.random. Maybe feed math.random into itself a few hundred times. ;)
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I've had it with this game. I'm going for a scuttle.
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That's better @Zoidberg, you crustacean bastard.
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It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.
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i welcome submissions to his pool of phrases:
"messages":[ "@%__username__%, You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?", "@%__username__%. I challenge you to \"clawplach\"!", "I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like.", "Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you take out one and... [imitates crashing]", "It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.", "Zoidberg is afoot!", "On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.", "Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want go outside!", "Tired of Discourse? Why not @Zoidberg?", "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.", "I've had it with this game. I'm going for a scuttle.", "Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine.", "You lost the @%__username__% of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!", "Sit down @%__username__%. Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. ", "Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say \"brglgrglgrrr\"! ", "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!" ]
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"I've performed a few mercy killings."
Goddamned Discourse on mobile, I can only paste one thing and then it always triggers cut after that.
@discoursebot, what say you?
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@Intercourse - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: 0
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@Intercourse said:
"I've performed a few mercy killings."
added. it'll be picked up the next time @zoidberg restarts
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"The frenzy is over. How am I going to get rid of my male jelly now?"
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Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
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"It's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?"
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went through there picked out what i thought were the funniest. if you want more added slap it between two double quotes and reply! :-D
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hehe
"It's funny because it's poisonous!"
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We need a bot (cue blakeyrat to quote that and say, "No. We fucking don't!!) that will take anything after an @-mention in double quotes and add it to its list.
Hilarity will ensue.
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"Welcome to my life! :starts crying:"
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"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
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"What? My mother was a saint! Get out!"
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"It's funny because it's poisonous!"
added. they'll be there when @zoidberg next restarts.
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I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like.
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"Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll."
"Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites."
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i am not writing or maintaining that bot. but i'd love to watch the hilarity ensue.
the bot should probably reset itself periodically just to keep things interesting.
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"And I'm his friend, Jesus!"
"Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!"
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"There's a humongous fungus among us."
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"I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars."
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"Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine."
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That one is already in there, and it triggered the other night when I told @zoidberg I was making lobster for dinner. :)
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Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
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Modify him to say this once a year:
"And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray"
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So it is.
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"Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp."
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@accalia is either lucky or clever with her algorithms. For a while @Zoidberg's replies to me were spot on.