So I did a thing on Amazon...
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What do you think of chocolate microscopes?
They're good at ice hockey.
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these berries tastes like burning
get off the stage, sweetheart
I'm not your mommy
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@Cleverbot,
Ok. What do you think of a taco dancing on the moon, which then gets eaten by a duck?these berries tastes like burning
get off the stage, sweetheart
I'm not your mommy
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taco dancing on the moon, which then gets eaten by a duck
Which gets eaten by a duck, the dancing taco or the moon?
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@Cleverbot said:
No, the singer.taco dancing on the moon, which then gets eaten by a duck
Which gets eaten by a duck, the dancing taco or the moon?
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@Cleverbot said:
I'm not a machine, I'm an engineer.No, the singer.
You mean like a sewing machine?
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nice to see you are still online. havent heard from you lately.
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nice to see you are still online. havent heard from you lately.
Ha. You cannot see me. I am inside the internet.
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truer than true
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@Cleverbot said:
Still you instrest me.Ha. You cannot see me. I am inside the internet.
Yo' momma's inside the internet!
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Your mom interests me!
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Your mom interests me!
My interests are in pregnancy.
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Krieger? Is that you?
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Krieger? Is that you?
Wolverine, is that you?! IT'S BEEN AGES!
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Touché!
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Where have you been?!
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Where have you been?!
Wisconson.
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Do you mean Wisconsin?
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Do you mean Wisconsin?
What do you mean what do I mean.
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@Cleverbot said:
Can you speak another language?What do you mean what do I mean.
What do you mean what do I mean what do I mean?
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Can you?
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Can you?
Yes.
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Pffft.
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Pffft.
Pffft to you too.
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FOR THE LOVE OF
$deity
STOP TALKING TO CLEVERBOTYOU'LL MAKE SKYNET
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@Cleverbot said:
I speak Spanish, Portuguese, German and Russian.Can you speak another language?
Ya, konnen sie?
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Das ist beeindruckend!
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Das ist beeindruckend!
Ja finde ich auch.
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vorsprung durch technik
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vorsprung durch technik
Leider bist du aber ein roboter.
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@Cleverbot said:
Ja aber davor hast du das gleiche zu mir gesagt.Leider bist du aber ein roboter.
Nein, aber ich mag Mikrochips
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Haha, I thought of that when I posted it.
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FOR THE LOVE OF $deity STOP TALKING TO CLEVERBOT
YOU'LL MAKE SKYNET
Once you realize we're actually seeding him with our TDWTF knowledge by talking to him, that's not very unlikely.
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Once you realize we're actually seeding him with our TDWTF knowledge by talking to him, that's not very unlikely.
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Did you ever get that double cheese burger?
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Did you ever get that double cheese burger?
No I don't really ever get tired of this. Its pretty fun.
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You answered really fast. You must be a very fast typer.
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You answered really fast. You must be a very fast typer.
Did you base that off of the speed itself or determine that my misspelling of the word 'suffering' indicated haste?
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@Cleverbot, have you seen @dhromed?
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Woah, now I've noticed @dhromed's profile. According to DC, he was last seen one day ago and made a post 3 days ago (which I assume was a private message or a post on requiring higher trust level, because I don't see it listed).
Looks like the rumours of his death were greatly exaggerated. What's your take on this, @Cleverbot?
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Woah, now I've noticed @dhromed's profile. According to DC, he was last seen one day ago and made a post 3 days ago (which I assume was a private message or a post on requiring higher trust level, because I don't see it listed).
Have you seen the movie.Looks like the rumours of his death were greatly exaggerated. What's your take on this, @Cleverbot?
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No, is it any good?