Shipping Antipatterns
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After Driving Antipatterns and Aviation Antipatterns, let's start the Shipping Antipatterns thread. Actually it should have bean started a couple of days ago with a ship removing a bridge near Baltimore, which was discussed in several other threads.
Anyways, a container ship tried to repeat that in Hamburg (). And in contrast to the 'murican achievement, it blatantly failed. Because thanks to traditional German Wertarbeit engineering, there was some item built into the ground to prevent a ship from directly hitting the bridge - the bridge was built in 1934.
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@BernieTheBernie After all, shipping antipatterns are an evergreen thing, so could have been started even earlier.
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Obligatory:
And it's land based cousin, the truck trucking truck trucking trucking trucks:
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@Atazhaia said in Shipping Antipatterns:
@BernieTheBernie After all, shipping antipatterns are an evergreen thing, so could have been started even earlier.
This one isn't, though.
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@Atazhaia I was going to say that they are an ever-given thing, but ... (And if so, 23 March 2021 would have been a good date to start the thread.)
EDIT: Aaaaaaaannnnnd I got by @accalia ... Bah.
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@Steve_The_Cynic said in Shipping Antipatterns:
EDIT: Aaaaaaaannnnnd I got by @accalia ... Bah.
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@accalia It just may have been my intention all along, making an ever-given pun on the more visible lettering rather than the name of the ship. I did also see a truck hauling a container bearing the Evergreen logo when going to work the other week, making me joke about not getting to work that day. The legacy lives on.
The shipping antipatterns could however be applied to the other kind of shipping too. I mean, there is all from various ships of various types of sometimes questionable logic to the entire movement of anti-shipping itself.
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For an actual full to get this thread on the way, you can't really do much better than this:
or this:
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@dkf said in Shipping Antipatterns:
For an actual full to get this thread on the way, you can't really do much better than this:
Obligatory meme:
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@Atazhaia said in Shipping Antipatterns:
The shipping antipatterns could however be applied to the other kind of shipping too.
Delivery distortion field thread is . Mostly status.
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@dkf said in Shipping Antipatterns:
or this:
I remember that one! Closing the bow doors was infact non optional
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A lot smaller but Krakele has been kaput since September 2022 after being hit by a ship
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We had one of these boating accidents in Sweden 44 years ago as well.
Seems to happen once in a while.
Other than that, people dying on bridges in Sweden send to mostly be idiots that can't see that a bridge is open, or people driving into concrete pillars.
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@Carnage and one a bit earlier
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@homoBalkanus said in Shipping Antipatterns:
@Carnage and one a bit earlier
Yeah, that one was all of the stupids. It actually had a sister ship that sailed for 30 years.
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@PleegWat said in Shipping Antipatterns:
@Atazhaia said in Shipping Antipatterns:
The shipping antipatterns could however be applied to the other kind of shipping too.
Delivery distortion field thread is . Mostly status.
Fine then, the third kind of shipping!
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@Atazhaia said in Shipping Antipatterns:
@PleegWat said in Shipping Antipatterns:
@Atazhaia said in Shipping Antipatterns:
The shipping antipatterns could however be applied to the other kind of shipping too.
Delivery distortion field thread is . Mostly status.
Fine then, the third kind of shipping!
Spirk, Dramione, Snarry, or more generic M/M or F/F, or some other ships?
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@Arantor All of the ships! I mean, every ship will be considered an antipattern by at least someone.
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