Florida Man goes to...
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...shoot his own patrol vehicle full of holes because he thought he was under fire.
Officer empties mag on his own squad car after mistaking a falling acorn for a gunshot 😰
No joke: An acorn fell on a police cruiser as an officer was walking by the vehicle, the officer assumed it was a gunshot and that he'd been hit, he fell to the ground and then opened fire on his own cruiser, assuming the handcuffed man inside had fired the shot.
Police had become aware during their investigation of a pistol Jackson owned, which was complete with a silencer. Jackson's girlfriend, who had called police to the scene, showed them the weapon in an old picture on her phone. Police were not aware of the firearm's location, though they had thoroughly patted down Mr. Jackson, so he couldn't have had it on him.
Deputy Hernandez described walking back to his patrol vehicle, 'I start walking back to my car. Um, so he's on the passenger side, um, in the back seat. Um, I'm walking up to my car. I'm about to reach for the, like the door handle. Um, and about si-simultaneously. I, I, I hear, um, to me at the time, what I believe would be a suppressed weapon off to the side. Definitely heard this noise. At the same time, I felt an impact on my right side, like upper torso area.'
And then he emptied his magazine into the patrol car. Fortunately, the suspect in the back seat did not get hit.
All that over an acorn dropping and hitting the cruiser at the exact moment when Hernandez walked by! I have to note that Hernandez served two tours in Afghanistan, though never saw direct combat. Still, serving in any capacity tends to stick with you for a while.
Emphasis mine.
Officer Hernandez resigned from the police force as a result of the incident
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@Bulb said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
breath-alcohol content was .334 and .307
That's getting pretty far into the “and he's still alive?” territory…
: [amused giggling]
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@acrow said in Florida Man goes to...:
And then he emptied his magazine into the patrol car. Fortunately, the suspect in the back seat did not get hit.
Officer Hernandez is a Storm trooper
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@Luhmann said in Florida Man goes to...:
@hungrier
It probably was a rigid bikeThey make tools, not bikes.
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Driver 'had to personally clean the seminal fluid' after taking this guy home, police say
The rideshare driver who picked up Jason Robert Hagerty last Saturday and drove him home had no idea what he was in for, but he recorded it on his cellphone.
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Dunkin’ manager stole $153K from business, Largo police say
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When questioned about large deposits into her bank account, she told police the money came from her boyfriend’s drug sales.
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...south Georgia:
Two men are being charged with bombing a woman's home and plotting to have their pet python EAT HER DAUGHTER!
Roommates Stephen Glosser and Caleb Kinsey are being charged with stalking, conspiracy, and use of an explosive to commit a felony offense, among other charges, after bombing a woman's house in South Georgia in January of 2023.
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Naked Man, 60, Arrested For Indecent "Scenario" On Florida Beach, Cops Say
Meet Layton Paul Nauman. The 60-year-old sound engineer went to the beach Saturday afternoon hoping to arrange a sexual encounter or “maybe just go home with someone’s phone number,” according to cou
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@boomzilla I shall not question the thumbnail.
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@Zecc said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla I shall not question the thumbnail.
Looking at the article it seems like it might have actually been relevant to the charges, as the beach was apparently somewhat clothing optional, but he was yanking someone’s chain with it…
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Texas man!
This parkour amateur vaulted off a Whataburger onto a 4Runner before eluding a gaggle of cops and it’s the most Texas thing ever
This is what they call Texas Parkour.
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Duo Busted For Sex In Front Of Popeyes
MARCH 18--A couple was arrested Saturday afternoon for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a Popeyes, in plain view of passing motorists, Florida police charge. Responding to a report of lewd beh
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Duo Busted For Sex In Front Of Popeyes
MARCH 18--A couple was arrested Saturday afternoon for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a Popeyes, in plain view of passing motorists, Florida police charge. Responding to a report of lewd beh
Some people just need an example of exemplary cock meat in order to get in the mood.
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500 miles in a toy car: A Guinness World Record attempt from Jacksonville to Key West for a worthy cause
Two women are attempting a 500-mile drive down the coast of Florida to receive the Guinness World Record for longest distance by toy cars, and their journey began right here in Duval County.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Two women are attempting a 500-mile drive down the coast of Florida to receive the Guinness World Record for longest distance by toy cars, and their journey began right here in Duval County.
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A not-funny Florida man story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSB_fZudiHgTL;DW: Florida man confesses to killing mother because ‘she got on his nerves’
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Naked Man, 60, Arrested For Indecent "Scenario" On Florida Beach, Cops Say
Meet Layton Paul Nauman. The 60-year-old sound engineer went to the beach Saturday afternoon hoping to arrange a sexual encounter or “maybe just go home with someone’s phone number,” according to cou
Ah, this was potential plan 5,225, but with a weird arm chair thing and on the public path instead of the beach proper! That was shot down as being even less likely to work than sunbathing without the stupid tackle. And that already had abysmal odds to begin with!
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Woman Shoots At Drivers In Florida During Solar Eclipse Because 'God' Told Her To
Taylon Nichelle Celestine of Georgia was charged with attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm.
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Man Found Drunk, Naked, Sitting In Garbage Can
APRIL 8--Arguing that he was not subject to arrest, a Florida Man told police that he “was allowed to be drunk and disorderly and sit naked in a trash can on the public sidewalk,” according to an arr
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Florida police officers complete a grocery delivery after they arrested the driver in the middle of his trip
A family in Titusville, Florida, was recently surprised to find a police officer knocking at their front door. Their minds were quickly put at ease when the officer informed them that she was only there to deliver some groceries after arresting their delivery driver.
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We have two gator-wrangling videos out of Florida this week and it isn't even Wednesday yet
This is the quintessential chaotic-good Florida Man right here.
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Honorary Florida Man:
Colorado man tries to pay for Burger King with meth, proceeds to go on least-successful shooting spree of all time
Move over Bitcoin, there's a new alternative currency on the market: Methamphetamines.
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