Tell Me a Secret
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Somebody told me:
I may not be a C.H.U.D. And I may not eat people every day. But if I didn't, I would leave a small, thoughtful gift in the 10 to 15 dollar price range.
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Somebody told me:
Allstate IT has less than 10% US engineers. It's a house of cards.
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Somebody told me:
Do not work for Allstate. Their EVP is a crafted lie. Your job will move to India.
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Somebody told me:
Kyle Walters - stop working for bad people, you're better than that.
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Somebody told me:
Expect an RMBC or Boeing scale fuckup out of Allstate in 2023.
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Somebody told me:
the ASPL labor standards dodge in India has a deadly embrace wrapped around Allstate.
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and watch out - they steal, when they can. Best practice: Avoid Allstate.
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Somebody told me:
Sears is dead - this bears remembering - its zombie spinoffs, like Allstate Tire, still shamble around, but, they're not really alive, per se. Just running out the last fumes I.
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Somebody told me:
last fumes in the tank. Whatever dosh can't be grabbed up in bonus, Allstate IT execs piss into India.
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Somebody told me:
Nothing good happens in Allstate, for long. Their attempts to modernize, all fizzle.
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Somebody told me:
Don't buy Allstate this year. Wait for it to hit the GameStop sweet spot, then mess with the short-callers.
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Somebody told me:
and if you work in Allstate IT and don't see problems - you're either an idiot or have given up. To be safe, tho, they prefer both.
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The Good Hands, Allstate uses them to choke the life out of any initiative.
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Even FiServs are less bad to engineer at than Allstate.
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to top it all, Allstate systems are DMZd vs DiDd, and nobody appears to know what horizontal escalation is.
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Somebody told me:
If you work for Allstate, check for layoffs first it might save time. Otherwise, quit.
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Somebody told me:
If you're considering working for Allstate - reconsider, they are diseased.
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Somebody told me:
If you consume Allstate products or services - you poor bastard.
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Somebody told me:
If you revitalize an engineering group for Allstate, they will kill
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Somebody told me:
you. Allstate wants to be a dinosaur, you see.
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This post is deleted!
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Somebody told me:
If you ever want to see what it was like to work in a 1960's corporate environment trying desperately to convince you it isn't- you'll still hate working for Allstate. So much you'll need to lie about it. Which is fine, as their management practices do require a lot of lying.
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Somebody told me:
... well, I was going to gibber but ...
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In the 13th century, in Piedmont, a child was born. He was ugly, and mean, and they called him Gribnit.
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In the 14th century, a plague struck the land, and the lad grew fat on the meat of the corpses.
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If you don't see the Fbird
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If you don't see the Fnord the Fnord can't eat you - don't see the Fnord.
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get back, you apes!
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Don't see the .
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If you don't see the the can't eat you.
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Somebody told me:
You have been woefully misinformed.
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Somebody told me:
No time left - all channels, all channels, incomi...
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Somebody told me:
the thousand unblinking eyes boiling, boiling
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Somebody told me:
Do not be alarmed. This is necessary.
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Somebody told me:
Worried? Confused? Well aren't we all? And wouldn't you like a nice slice of poundcake?
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Somebody told me:
This has been a test of the Demiurgency Nonsense System. If this were a real insurgency, it would be too late.
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Somebody told me:
It couldn't be simpler! A pound of flour, a pound of sugar, and a pound of butter. Pound thoroughly for one pound then bake in a one-poind oven for one pound. Serves one.
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Somebody told me:
they're... breaking.. Through with high prices?
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Somebody told me:
When the Catoblepas calls for you, you will not understand.
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But through an orb squishly.
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the waking into sleep, the governor walks the mansion grounds. Dead they survey the nation, dreading their rebirth.
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Fuji lives on Fuji, every day up and down Fuji goes.
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Somebody told me:
Bored? Dead? Ugly? Try RinVigRin!
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Somebody told me:
You can achieve gross things and are full of meat.
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Happy New Year!
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Somebody told me:
Never be the only customer at a McDonalds.
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The 80s, Little Sunshine? I WAS ONLY THEN BORN. Tremble thou now, and be abased
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Somebody told me:
Any valid LaGrangian constructed onto local spatial terms will be representable as a quaternion function, and will also represent a locus on or near a strange attractor of the near causal fractal - the right angles are at hand.
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Somebody told me:
Baby, if I ran the alphabet, I'd put U and I together - then I'd separate R and S, lease half of A to Belgium, put E and O together as well, and eliminate the letter B.
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Somebody told me:
In the time it took you to read this message, it traveled about fifty thousand miles closer to Earth.