How to "Brick" a $100,000 car



  • @Cassidy said:

     .. but it won't cost 40K to have them replaced.. will it?

    The fuel injectors in my car were hand-made from pure platinum by George Washington himself. They were cleaned by running a few thousand gallons of Dom Perignon through them. They were then hand-installed by that one Car Talk guy who isn't retarded.

    Total cost: $38,719.63. So, no, it won't cost you $40k to replace them.



  • Glad to see you value top-notch parts n servicing for "your equipment", Sir!



  • @Sutherlands said:

    It looks like someone went into MS Paint to get rid of the background and used the line tool around the wheels.

    I have a whole book where the pictures are like that. It's called something like "Ford Motor Co.: the First 100 Years." I only payed $1.00 (ZA) for it, though. 'Twas on "clearance," it was.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Cassidy said:

     .. but it won't cost 40K to have them replaced.. will it?

    The fuel injectors in my car were hand-made from pure platinum by George Washington himself. They were cleaned by running a few thousand gallons of Dom Perignon through them. They were then hand-installed by that one Car Talk guy who isn't retarded.

    Total cost: $38,719.63. So, no, it won't cost you $40k to replace them.

    A Subaru is still way better than that, just FYI.


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