The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Absolutely looked like a potato
Probably because it is. With meat inside.
Something I'd like to try on a cheat day.
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Why can you never find what you need on EBay? I was searching for a lighter, and all it gave me was
thousands of matches.
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@El_Heffe Lute sales are spiking. So predictable, so sad.
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@boomzilla
Huh? That looks like strange place for a Rammstein concert ...
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@boomzilla Hahaha! I laugh at things now because that comic singlehandedly destroyed my sense of Hahaha! humor. Hahaha! Where can I go to be euthanized? Hahaha!
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla Hahaha! I laugh at things now because that comic singlehandedly destroyed my sense of Hahaha! humor. Hahaha! Where can I go to be euthanized? Hahaha!
Your designated relaxation vault is right this way.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Where can I go to be euthanized? Hahaha!
Euthanasia is out, can I interest you in a Eucalyptus or a Eugenia?
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City Hall is going to charge me money because I dug a hole for underground water extraction before I got a permit. Well fine.
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how long is a chinaman's name
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Close, but, funnier if somebody's dying.
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Um, so like there was this, uh, fuckit, a cook? named Bert and like, he was making mush in a kitchen? yeah, okay, and like he was better at ham and his boss said a Bert on the ham is worth two on the mush. Woohoo I did it!
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Um, so like there was this, uh, fuckit, a cook? named Bert and like, he was making mush in a kitchen? yeah, okay, and like he was better at ham and his boss said a Bert on the ham is worth two on the mush. Woohoo I did it!
wait wait no it's funnier if he had to switch to make some ham and it was gonna hold up a mush order for 2 minutes. Please re-read with suggested edits applied.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Um, so like there was this, uh, fuckit, a cook? named Bert and like, he was making mush in a kitchen? yeah, okay, and like he was better at ham and his boss said a Bert on the ham is worth two on the mush. Woohoo I did it!
wait wait no it's funnier if he had to switch to make some ham and it was gonna hold up a mush order for 2 minutes. Please re-read with suggested edits applied.
Nah, no no, hold on. So like, the President's daughter wants ham, you see, so his boss pull his ham ringer off of the mush! mmmyeah. Le mot juste.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Um, so like there was this, uh, fuckit, a cook? named Bert and like, he was making mush in a kitchen? yeah, okay, and like he was better at ham and his boss said a Bert on the ham is worth two on the mush. Woohoo I did it!
wait wait no it's funnier if he had to switch to make some ham and it was gonna hold up a mush order for 2 minutes. Please re-read with suggested edits applied.
Nah, no no, hold on. So like, the President's daughter wants ham, you see, so his boss pull his ham ringer off of the mush! mmmyeah. Le mot juste.
And then so instead, so, his boss tells the President's daughter that he had Bert cook the ham and she's the one that says it. THERE we go. Now laugh.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Um, so like there was this, uh, fuckit, a cook? named Bert and like, he was making mush in a kitchen? yeah, okay, and like he was better at ham and his boss said a Bert on the ham is worth two on the mush. Woohoo I did it!
wait wait no it's funnier if he had to switch to make some ham and it was gonna hold up a mush order for 2 minutes. Please re-read with suggested edits applied.
Nah, no no, hold on. So like, the President's daughter wants ham, you see, so his boss pull his ham ringer off of the mush! mmmyeah. Le mot juste.
And then so instead, so, his boss tells the President's daughter that he had Bert cook the ham and she's the one that says it. THERE we go. Now laugh.
oh and I forgot to mention, it was also the President's daughter's mush order that was held up. but I assume that was assumed, or otherwise why the fuck does she care it got held up 2 minutes.
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@boomzilla needs golfing.
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@Gribnit Not sure why but I got reminded of this:
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@hungrier the longer I think about this picture, the more sense it makes.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@hungrier the longer I think about this picture, the more sense it makes.
is this...
lossSisyphus?
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@Gribnit removing salt and other contaminants from water so you can drink it, and storing it in a bottle. Dressed as Darth Vader for some reason.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit removing salt and other contaminants from water so you can drink it, and storing it in a bottle. Dressed as Darth Vader for some reason.
I hope you're joking and I'm just
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@Benjamin-Hall look, I don't think a guy who went to the beach dressed as Darth Vader is very good at science either.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall look, I don't think a guy who went to the beach dressed as Darth Vader is very good at science either.
Maybe he enjoys the salt air, but has solar urticaria? That part makes total sense.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
filters don't remove salt, unless you have reverse osmosis, which those are decidedly not
I'm not disputing what you're saying, however that remark got me thinking...
I checked a couple of search results (mostly from household magazines, so not scientific publications, but there you go...) and they all confirm that indeed they do not remove salt, but also that they remove quite a lot of other chemical elements (calcium and magnesium, which is usually the main sales point, but also chlorine or nitrates and many more things). Chemically speaking, I don't see much difference between those and salt (=sodium, mostly, since chlorine itself is apparently removed), so... why do they remove those but not salt?
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@remi I can't tell you how the filters remove chlorine, but the chlorine that is in drinking water is not in the form of the chloride Cl- ion that is in salt. The chlorine in drinking water (at parts-per-million concentration) is primarily in the form of dissolved Cl2 gas and HOCl (hypochlorous acid). If the water is too alkaline, it is primarily in the form of ClO- hypochlorite ion, which I think is not directly effective for disinfection, and which is why acid is added to swimming pools to force the equilibrium point toward free Cl2.
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@HardwareGeek I know ~30 years ago on vacation in France when tap water was chlorinated my mum would boil it before use. Or rather, only use tap water when it would need to be boiled anyway like for tea, and use bottled water otherwise.
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
filters don't remove salt, unless you have reverse osmosis, which those are decidedly not
I'm not disputing what you're saying, however that remark got me thinking...
I checked a couple of search results (mostly from household magazines, so not scientific publications, but there you go...) and they all confirm that indeed they do not remove salt, but also that they remove quite a lot of other chemical elements (calcium and magnesium, which is usually the main sales point, but also chlorine or nitrates and many more things). Chemically speaking, I don't see much difference between those and salt (=sodium, mostly, since chlorine itself is apparently removed), so... why do they remove those but not salt?
in some cases they're using salt to remove it (other ions of other salts), iirc. a water softener ion exchange is capturing Ca, Mg and replacing them with Na
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@Gribnit this might apply to some filters, in particular those that need to be regularly reloaded with salt. It could possibly also apply to the small water bottles with a filter cartridge, after all I have no idea what's in those cartridges (most website handwave about "carbon filtering" but are pretty poor on the actual details beyond that). Though given the quantity of salt used by mains' water softener (which uses salt), a cartridge for a water bottle would be used pretty quickly (much more than the month-or-so that manufacturers recommend, I think).
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@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek I know ~30 years ago on vacation in France when tap water was chlorinated my mum would boil it before use. Or rather, only use tap water when it would need to be boiled anyway like for tea, and use bottled water otherwise.
Don't know how true, but I remember hearing that just leaving the water exposed to the air will reduce the chlorine.