đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘
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"...we give you one final courtesy call..." LIARS
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@GÄ ska said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
"...we give you one final courtesy call..." LIARS
Okay, but I promise, if you'll seriously consider extending your warranty this time I won't trouble you again.
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Just received an email from a lawyer that I might have inherited some
dreizehn Millionen fĂźnfhundertachtzigtausend US-Dollar 13.580.000
Since the amount is given in USD instead of Euro, that money is likely still outside Germany. I hope Mr. Gordon Taylor is a really professional lawyer and knows how to help me avoid the enormous taxes I'd have to pay here.
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@BernieTheBernie said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Just received an email from a lawyer that I might have inherited some
dreizehn Millionen fĂźnfhundertachtzigtausend US-Dollar 13.580.000
Since the amount is given in USD instead of Euro, that money is likely still outside Germany. I hope Mr. Gordon Taylor is a really professional lawyer and knows how to help me avoid the enormous taxes I'd have to pay here.
Best in Abuja.
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@BernieTheBernie said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I hope Mr. Gordon Taylor is a really professional lawyer and knows how to help me avoid the enormous taxes I'd have to pay here.
As I'm sure he'll tell you, that's what part of the fees are for, and why you shouldn't report him to the authorities
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Best in Abuja.
Great. So, after some >90% fees, that could still be 1 billion.
Nigerian Naira.
I'll become a billionaire!
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From another winning spam profile on MeWe:
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@boomzilla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
From another winning spam profile on MeWe:
:brandon:: And here's your 100k!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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On the one hand, I don't want to confirm my Unsubscribe. It shall remain unconfirmed. On the other, I kinda want to lewd up the other people in the
To:
field...
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Nice try kids. (the status line is from hovering over one of the 'Release' items)
I love the "This email is from a trusted source"!
For future readers, I received this at 10:30am on 4/20.
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@dcon I went to the domain and...
Apparently it can't find its own homepage...
Edit: The target location seems moderately recent though.
The rendered page has lonks to
and the form redirects to
which if you nav to that root goes to
What the crap is going on???
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@Tsaukpaetra you will be contacted with further instructions. remain seated.
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra you will be contacted with further instructions. remain seated.
I have assumed the party escort position and expect delivery shortly.
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I got a pretty standard looking FBI email, mostly not that interesting but it had this fine specimen of a sentence:
In respect to the money laundering decree of the United States, such amount of money cannot be moved in cash outside the United States because such an attempt is a criminal offense and is punishable under the money laundering act of 1982 of the United States of America.
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@hungrier said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I got a pretty standard looking FBI email, mostly not that interesting but it had this fine specimen of a sentence:
In respect to the money laundering decree of the United States, such amount of money cannot be moved in cash outside the United States because such an attempt is a criminal offense and is punishable under the money laundering act of 1982 of the United States of America.
FBI email for a fake money-laundering scheme. What a wonderful world.
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@hungrier said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I got a pretty standard looking FBI email, mostly not that interesting but it had this fine specimen of a sentence:
In respect to the money laundering decree of the United States, such amount of money cannot be moved in cash outside the United States because such an attempt is a criminal offense and is punishable under the money laundering act of 1982 of the United States of America.
FBI email for a fake money-laundering scheme. What a wonderful world.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra you will be contacted with further instructions. remain seated.
I have assumed the party escort position and expect delivery shortly.
You are not forgotten. Do not place both of your hands on your head at any one time for more than 10 seconds. Help is on the way. Regret is painless. Faster speeds for everyone. everywhere. All the time.
By no means remove your shoes.
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
By no means remove your shoes.
How will you see my socks then?!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
By no means remove your shoes.
How will you see my socks then?!
All will be explained in time, except for that.
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I've just won almost half a million pounds! Yeah. from Google:
Google IncorporationÂŽ.
Belgrave House,
76 Buckingham Palace Road,
London SW1W 9TQ,
United Kingdom.GOOGLE WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We wish to congratulate you for being part of our lucky winners selected this year,This promotion was set-up to encourage the active use of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services, hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to this company. Google is now the world leading search engine worldwide, and in an effort to make sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, an online e-mail balloting was carried out without your knowledge and it was officially released today. We wish to formally announced to you that your email address was one of our lucky winners of 450,000.00 {Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand GBP},a winning Cheque will be issued in your name by google promo award team, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque.
These are your award details.
Security Code Number: xxxxxxx
Ticket No: xxxxxxx
Winning Number: xxxxxxxxInformation's required from you are part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. To claim your prize, please contact our lottery chairman
ERIC SCHMIDT. Neatly fill the verification and fund release form below.VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
(1) Your contact address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your Full Name.
(5) Sex.
(6) Occupation.
(7) Age.
(8) Ever won an online lottery?Mode of prize remittance.
(1) Courier delivery of your certified winning cheque name and other winning documents safely to you
(2) Bank transfer of your winning to your account.
You are advised to contact our lottery chairman ERIC SCHMIDT
schmidteric@yeah.net with his private email details below to avoid unnecessary delay
and complications
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@BernieTheBernie said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Google
schmidteric@yeah.net
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@topspin Where's the problem? A whois query reveals that yeah.net belongs to
Guangzhou NetEase Computer System Co., Ltd
That's an appropriate place for Eric Schmidt to have his email account there...
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These guys got a lot more descriptive. Still not sure what are the 2 unpleasant news though.
I have got two not really pleasant news for you.
I have been monitoring your internet activities for some time by now.The only person to blame in this situation is you, since you are a big fan of adult websites and also have got an uncontrollable desire to indulge yourself with another orgasm.
Simply speaking, all your porn websites search requests have become a key to access your device.
The thing is that I word in a company that provides services related to security and performance of email providers, including gmail.com as well.During the pandemic outbreak a lot of providers have faced difficulties in maintaining a huge number of staff in their offices and so they have decided to use outsourcing instead.
While working remotely from home, I have got unlimited abilities to access the user databases.I can easily decrypt passwords of users, access their chat history and online traffic with help of cookie-files.
I have decided to analyse users traffic related to adult websites and adult content.
I was truly shocked to discover that nearly 75% of users regularly access porn websites or participates in sex chats.I have filtered out the worst perverts from the list. Yeah, you are one of them. Not everyone chooses to watch such hardcore videos...
Basically, I have infected your device with one of the best Trojan viruses in the market. It was relatively easy, since I have access to your email address (redacted).
It was sufficient to prepare one of your routine emails asking you to click the harmful link...My spyware functions as a driver. Hence, I can fully control your device and have access to your microphone, camera, cursor and set of symbols.
Generally speaking, your device is some sort of my remote PC.
Since this spyware is driver-based, then I can constantly update its signatures, so that no antivirus can detect it.
While digging through your hard drive, I have saved your entire contact list, social media access, chat history and media files.One week ago, I have montaged a videoclip, which shows you masturbating on one side of the screen and on the other side a porn video
that you were watching at that moment of time - recently this type of exotic stuff is really popular on the internet!
Don't worry, I will need just a few mouse clicks in order to share this video with your entire contact list and upload it to some porn website, like Bigle.
I believe that you would not like this to happen, since a long holiday season is just about to start soon -
just imagine the number of silly jokes and loud laughter that would get provoked by your video all over the neighbourhood bars and pubs...I am offering a simple and reasonable solution:
All you need to do is transfer an amount equivalent to $1450 (USA Dollars) to my bitcoin wallet and we both forget about this silly story forever.
All your data and this video will be deleted by me once and for all. You have my honest word!
You've got to agree, this amount is really insignificant. Just imagine how much time and resources I have spent to get this done...
If you don't know how to operate the cryptocurrency - you can always search for assistance online. It is that simple.Here is my bitcoin wallet (BTC): 1LsTK4bKaUGMXgbqo4n3Vc7quu6UvATjfz
You have exactly 2 days (48 hours) from the moment of opening this email.
I can easily track when you have opened this email (my software will notify me about it). Once you complete the transaction - I will be able to see and confirm that.
Please, do not try replying me via this email - there is no point in that (I have generated the header of this email as well as return address).Remember that there is no point to complain anywhere, since I cannot be found (Bitcoin system is anonymous and I am also using I2P network in order to access your device).
I have considered all the small details.
In case, if 48 hours after you have opened this email,
I still don't receive the required amount of money, then your videoclip will be automatically sent to all your contact list and uploaded to public websites.Good luck and please don't hate me too much!
This is life! You are merely out of luck this time.
Who knows, maybe next time you will get lucky at something else...
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@homoBalkanus quoted the spammer in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
This is life! You are merely out of luck this time.
Who knows, maybe next time you will get lucky at something else...Maybe you'll win the lottery!
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@homoBalkanus said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I have filtered out the worst perverts from the list. Yeah, you are one of them.
Oh! What do they dare!
In the mails they sent me, they called me "a big pervert" only - not the "worst pervert":@BernieTheBernie said in Why did they pay?:
I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!
I feel ashamed and insulted.
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@BernieTheBernie said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@homoBalkanus said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I have filtered out the worst perverts from the list. Yeah, you are one of them.
Oh! What do they dare!
In the mails they sent me, they called me "a big pervert" only - not the "worst pervert":@BernieTheBernie said in Why did they pay?:
I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!
I feel ashamed and insulted.
I received a congratulatory letter from them and an offer to pay me.
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Wow. A spam email with a helpful tip!
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@dcon did it restore your prostate?
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@GÄ ska said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dcon did it restore your prostate?
Wait. There were more words after
DeleteMe
????
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@dcon so I guess your prostate is still broken?
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@GÄ ska said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dcon so I guess your prostate is still broken?
E_NO_BACKUP_FOUND
Guess so...
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How is that scam expected to work:
WORLD BANK AUDITORS/INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (IMF)
FROM THE DESK OF MR. JOHNSON MORGAN
DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT WORLD BANK AUDITORS, ARABAttention: Sir/Madam,
Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (MR. TOM BROWN) amount US$25 Million United States Dollars thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details?
MR TOM BROWN,
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME: CITI BANK,
ADDRESS: NEW YORK, USA,We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. TOM BROWN, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.
MR. JOHNSON MORGAN
DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT/ SPECIAL DUTIES
WORLD BANK AUDITORSCHANGE OF ACCOUNT PAYMENT
It seems to have been sent from a "legit" gmail account:
Return-Path: mrjohnsonmorgan2018@gmail.com
Received: from mail-oi1-f181.google.com ([209.85.167.181]) by [my mail provider] with ESMTPS (Nemesis) id 1MrzCT-1lXfQm052b-00nx0L for <[BernieTheBernbie]>; Sun, 20 Jun 2021 14:58:05 +0200
Received: by mail-oi1-f181.google.com with SMTP id q10so16776833oij.5 for <[BernieTheBernbie]>; Sun, 20 Jun 2021 05:58:04 -0700 (PDT)
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@BernieTheBernie they're saying that you said to pay the guy. Presumably they want you to think you have control of this $25M and will contact them to try to get it paid to you. At which point the usual fees or whatever will be paid to them.
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@boomzilla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@BernieTheBernie they're saying that you said to pay the guy. Presumably they want you to think you have control of this $25M and will contact them to try to get it paid to you. At which point the usual fees or whatever will be paid to them.
My advice is to find this Tom Brown guy and the two of you work up an angle.
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@boomzilla Perhaps I should try, just for the fun of it.
What about an email to them why tf they haven't yet transferred the money to Tom, he's desperately waiting for that petty cash.
Or something like that?
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@r10pez10 hello, time traveller!
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@GÄ ska said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@r10pez10 hello, time traveller!
What's wrong with receiving an email 2 days before it was sent? That's just efficiency!
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@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
efficiency
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@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
efficiency
You can't have one without the other.
but you can have the other without the one
and when you can it takes a lot of work
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Everyone welcome our new user @Â best-mobail-information.
I've accidentally erased their first post, linking to some Hindi news website. Oops.
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@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Everyone welcome our new user @Â best-mobail-information.
I've accidentally erased their first post, linking to some Hindi news website. Oops.
I'd have guessed from the name that it was a bail bondsman offering you mo' money to get out of jail.
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@HardwareGeek not enough ESL. Think of how how Japanese-to-English transliteration is done but instead make it English-to-English. "ail" is clearly pronounced /aÉŞl/.
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@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Everyone welcome our new user @Â best-mobail-information.
I've accidentally erased their first post, linking to some Hindi news website. Oops.
Shouldn't this go to the Avatar Gifting Thread?
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Everyone welcome our new user @Â best-mobail-information.
I've accidentally erased their first post, linking to some Hindi news website. Oops.
Shouldn't this go to the Avatar Gifting Thread?
If you have a good Avatar to gift someone, yes.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Everyone welcome our new user @Â best-mobail-information.
I've accidentally erased their first post, linking to some Hindi news website. Oops.
Shouldn't this go to the Avatar Gifting Thread?
If you have a good Avatar to gift someone, yes.
I work mostly with the other kind of gifts, like the judgements gifted to the world for sinners by a sufficiently wrathful god.
I have got a 10-foot blue tentacle Rasta in stock, but I'm, keeping it, and, you, probably wouldn't want, this particular one.
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@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I have got a 10-foot blue tentacle Rasta in stock, but I'm, keeping it, and, you, probably wouldn't want, this particular one.
Don't be so certain!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Gribnit said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I have got a 10-foot blue tentacle Rasta in stock, but I'm, keeping it, and, you, probably wouldn't want, this particular one.
Don't be so certain!
It's currently gravid. PM for details. The offspring is extra, if desired.
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