TDWTF Plays Zork I

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sonofabitch.

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@error_bot look

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West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 1
ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>look
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>

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@pie_flavor said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

Crash it, get banned.

pie_flavor

@error Maybe I should just make my own, with blackjack and hookers. And then relentlessly point out how superior mine is to yours.

error

@pie_flavor said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

then relentlessly point out how superior mine is to yours.

See how well that worked out last time?

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West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>

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West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>

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West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>

pie_flavor

@error When was that?

error

@pie_flavor said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:

@error When was that?

ISTR discobot's mission statement was to surpass error_bot, which it never came close to achieving.

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 1      

ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>walk west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk east

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 2      

ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>walk west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk north

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 Clearing                                         Score: 0        Moves: 3      
ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 15 / Serial number ������

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>walk west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 4      

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>walk west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

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 North of House                                   Score: 0        Moves: 5      
There is a small mailbox here.
>walk west
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk north

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 6      
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you. To the east, there
appears to be sunlight.
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk north

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 Clearing                                         Score: 0        Moves: 7      
>walk east
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk north

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 Clearing                                         Score: 0        Moves: 8      
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk east

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 9      
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk north
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk east

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 10     
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 11     
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 12     
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 13     
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk west

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 Forest                                           Score: 0        Moves: 14     
>walk north
Forest Path
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk north

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 Clearing                                         Score: 0        Moves: 15     
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

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 Forest Path                                      Score: 0        Moves: 16     
>walk north
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>

SlackerD

@error_bot walk south

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 North of House                                   Score: 0        Moves: 17     
>walk east
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
>walk east
Forest
The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
>walk west
Forest
>walk west
Forest Path
>walk west
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
>walk west
You would need a machete to go further west.
>walk north
Clearing
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
>walk south
Forest Path
>walk south
North of House
>