TDWTF Plays Zork II


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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    (The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    Inside the Barrow
    You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    far end.
    A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    >

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    @error_bot restart
    y


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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    (The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    Inside the Barrow
    You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    far end.
    A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    >

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    Lies - I dropped that sword way back.


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    @error_bot look


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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 1
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>


  • No good can come of any of this, with everyone having simultaneous access to the same single-player game instance.


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    @Mason_Wheeler said in TDWTF Plays Zork II:

    No good can come of any of this, with everyone having simultaneous access to the same single-player game instance.

    That's exactly the idea. 👿

    It was inspired by Twitch Plays.


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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>

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    u_setup.blorb_file .:}��/zork_2.blb
    ­u_setup.blorb_name zork_2.blb

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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>

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    Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workman
    ­ship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>

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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0      
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    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>

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    @error_bot take all


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 1      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>

  • Java Dev

    @error_bot butt head into wall


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 1      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>butt head into wall
    ­I don't know the word 'butt'.
    ­>

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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 0      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>

  • Java Dev

    @error_bot examine sword


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 1      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>


  • @error_bot take all


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 2      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>


  • @error_bot light the lantern


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 3      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>


  • @error_bot touch the sword


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 4      
    ­
    ­ZORK II: The Wizard of Frobozz
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>


  • @error_bot speak to the sword


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 4      
    ­(The Great Underground Empire - Part II)
    ­Copyright (c) 1981 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot confess your love for the elves


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 4      
    ­ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    ­Release 7 / Serial number UG3AU5
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot kiss the sword


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 5      
    ­
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>


  • @error_bot you must love pigs a lot


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 5      
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.
    ­A strangely familiar brass lantern is lying on the ground.
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot look


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 6      
    ­>examine sword
    ­I see nothing special about the sword.
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>


  • @error_bot go north


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 7      
    ­>take all
    ­sword: Taken.
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>go north
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>


  • @error_bot why not?


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 7      
    ­lamp: Taken.
    ­>light the lantern
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>go north
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>why not?
    ­I don't know the word 'why'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot examine north


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 8      
    ­The lamp is now on.
    ­>touch the sword
    ­Fiddling with the sword has no effect.
    ­>speak to the sword
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>go north
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>why not?
    ­I don't know the word 'why'.
    ­>examine north
    ­I see nothing special about the northern wall.
    ­>


  • @error_bot go west
    hunt a pet shop boy


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 9      
    ­I don't know the word 'speak'.
    ­>confess your love for the elves
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>go north
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>why not?
    ­I don't know the word 'why'.
    ­>examine north
    ­I see nothing special about the northern wall.
    ­>go west
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>hunt a pet shop boy
    ­I don't know the word 'hunt'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot drat


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 9      
    ­I don't know the word 'confess'.
    ­>kiss the sword
    ­I'd sooner kiss a pig.
    ­>you must love pigs a lot
    ­I don't know the word 'you'.
    ­>look
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>go north
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>why not?
    ­I don't know the word 'why'.
    ­>examine north
    ­I see nothing special about the northern wall.
    ­>go west
    ­You can't go that way.
    ­>hunt a pet shop boy
    ­I don't know the word 'hunt'.
    ­>drat
    ­I don't know the word 'drat'.
    ­>


  • @error_bot look west
    look east
    look south
    look north
    look up
    look down


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     Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 13     
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>look east
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>look south
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>look north
    ­Inside the Barrow
    ­You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
    ­opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
    ­far end.
    ­>look up
    ­I don't understand that sentence.
    ­>look down
    ­I don't understand that sentence.
    ­>


  • @error_bot reload your gun


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