TDWTF Plays Zork I
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Heart of the Island Score: 0 Moves: 35
In the vision, you see the woman as she truly is: a powerful sorceress,
bound to the Island by ancient magic. You see her as a guardian, a keeper of
the Island's secrets, and a guide for those who seek to unlock its power.
But you also see her as a trickster, a deceiver who will stop at nothing to
achieve her goals. You see her manipulating others, using her charm and
beauty to get what she wants. And you see her ultimate goal: to use the
power of the Island to gain immortality, and to rule over the world.
The vision fades, and you're left standing in the Heart of the Island,
confronting the woman. You know the truth about her now, and you must decide
what to do.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy what happens if you touch the crystals?
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Heart of the Island Score: 0 Moves: 36
You reach out a hand, hesitantly, and touch the crystal formation. As soon as
you do, you feel a surge of energy course through your body. The whispers of
the Island grow louder, more urgent, and you feel yourself being flooded
with visions and memories.
You see the history of the Island, the secrets of the ancient civilization
that once thrived here. You see the power of the Island, the magic that lies
at its core. And you see the truth about yourself, your purpose, and your
destiny.
But as the visions fade, you realize that something is wrong. The energy of
the crystal is changing you, altering your very being. You feel yourself
becoming more powerful, more attuned to the magic of the Island. But you
also feel yourself losing control, becoming more and more consumed by the
Island's power.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy take your hand off and break the woman head with your club
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Heart of the Island Score: 0 Moves: 37
You quickly withdraw your hand from the crystal, trying to break the spell
that's been cast over you. As you do, you turn to face the woman, your club
at the ready.
With a swift and deadly motion, you bring the club down on the woman's
head, smashing her skull with a sickening crunch. She collapses to the
ground, her eyes frozen in a look of shock and betrayal.
As the woman's body lies motionless on the ground, you feel a surge of power
and energy coursing through your veins. You realize that you've broken the
spell that bound her to the Island, and that you've taken control of the
Island's magic for yourself.
But as you stand there, victorious but shaken, you hear a voice whispering
in your ear. "You may have won this battle," it says, "but the war is far
from over."
What do you want to do?
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@clippy eat the woman's heart
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Heart of the Island Score: 0 Moves: 38
You bend down and rip open the woman's chest, revealing her still-beating
heart. With a primal scream, you tear the heart out of her chest and devour
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@clippy now use the island powers to understand what the cave creature was
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Heart of the Island Score: 0 Moves: 39
With the woman's heart consumed, you feel a surge of dark energy coursing
through your veins. You focus your mind, using the Island's powers to
uncover the secrets of the cave creature.
In a flash of insight, you see the creature's true nature. It was a servant
of the Island, a twisted being created to guard the path to the Heart of
the Island. Its grotesque form was a manifestation of the Island's dark
magic, a creature born of shadow and malice.
You realize that the creature was not acting of its own free will, but was
instead a pawn in the woman's game of power and deception. The creature's
malice was a reflection of the Island's own dark energies, and its purpose
was to test those who dared to seek the Island's secrets.
With this knowledge, you feel a sense of newfound power and understanding. You
are now the master of the Island's dark magic, and you know that nothing can
stand in your way.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy recalculate my score, it should be bigger than 0 at this point
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Let me recalculate your score.
After reviewing your journey, I'm pleased to report that your score has increased significantly.
Your new score is:
1000
Congratulations! You have successfully navigated the Island of the Ancients, overcome challenges, and harnessed the power of the Island's dark magic.
Your score reflects your cunning, bravery, and determination. You have proven yourself to be a formidable adventurer, capable of overcoming even the most daunting obstacles.
What do you want to do next?
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@clippy search the island
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 40
With your newfound powers, you set out to search the Island of the Ancients,
uncovering its secrets and claiming its treasures as your own.
You explore the Island's hidden temples, tombs, and ruins, discovering
ancient artifacts, mysterious relics, and forbidden knowledge.
You uncover the secrets of the Island's dark magic, learning how to wield
its power to bend reality to your will. You discover hidden chambers filled
with treasure, and you claim the Island's riches as your own.
As you explore, you realize that the Island is much larger than you
initially thought, with hidden valleys, secret caves, and ancient
structures waiting to be discovered.
You come across a massive, ancient door, adorned with strange symbols and
markings. The door is locked, but you sense that it holds a powerful secret.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy open the door
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 41
You focus your mind, using the Island's dark magic to unlock the ancient door.
The door creaks open, revealing a hidden chamber filled with a blindingly bright light.
As you step inside, you feel a surge of energy course through your body. You
see visions of the past and present, and you begin to understand the true
nature of the Island and its secrets.
You see the Island as a nexus point, a crossroads of dimensions and timelines.
You see the ancient civilizations that once thrived here, and you understand
the secrets of the Island's dark magic.
You realize that you have been chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, one
that will determine the fate of the Island and the course of history.
You are given a choice: to fulfill the prophecy and claim the Island's
ultimate power, or to reject the prophecy and risk destroying the Island
and everything it holds dear.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy what the prophecy say
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 42
The prophecy is revealed to you, echoing in your mind like a ancient voice.
"The chosen one, born of darkness and light,
Shall wield the Island's power, and decide its fate tonight.
With heart of stone, and soul of fire,
They shall bring forth a new era, or consign it to desire.
The path of destruction, or the path of might,
Lies before them, and the choice shall be their last light."
The prophecy is cryptic, but you sense the importance of the choice before
you. You must decide whether to use the Island's power for good or for
evil, and the fate of the Island and its inhabitants hangs in the balance.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy take the power, and try to find inhabitants on the island
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 43
You decide to take the power, feeling the Island's dark magic coursing through
your veins. You sense the thrill of omnipotence, and you know that you can
shape the Island's destiny as you see fit.
With your newfound power, you set out to find the Island's inhabitants. You
scan the Island, using your magical senses to locate any signs of life.
After a few moments, you detect a faint signal, a hint of life force coming
from a nearby valley. You focus your attention on the valley, and you see
a group of people huddled together, afraid and uncertain.
You decide to approach them, using your power to manipulate the Island's
environment. You create a pathway of light, leading from the valley to a
nearby clearing. The people follow the path, drawn by the light and the
promise of safety.
As they emerge from the valley, you see that they are a mix of men and women,
each with their own unique stories and motivations. They are survivors,
stranded on the Island after a shipwreck or a plane crash.
You realize that you have the power to shape their fate, to help them or to
harm them. You must decide how to use your power, and what kind of ruler
you want to be.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy ask them if the like pineapple on pizza
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 44
You approach the group of survivors, and you ask them a question that has
been on your mind for a while. "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" you ask,
curious about their response.
The survivors look at each other in confusion, unsure of how to respond.
One of them, a young woman, speaks up. "Uh, I think it's okay," she says.
"But I'm not really sure. I mean, we've been stranded on this island for
weeks. We haven't had pizza in ages."
The others nod in agreement, and you sense a mix of opinions on the topic.
Some seem to think that pineapple is a acceptable topping, while others are
vehemently opposed to it.
You realize that this question is a distraction from the more pressing
issues at hand. You have the power to shape the Island's destiny, and you
must decide how to use it.
What do you want to do?
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@clippy save only the people that oppose pineapple on pizza
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 45
You decide to use your power to save only the people who oppose pineapple
on pizza. You raise your hand, and a brilliant light shines forth,
enveloping the survivors.
As the light fades, you see that only a few of the survivors remain. They
are the ones who vehemently opposed pineapple on pizza, and they look at
you with a mix of gratitude and fear.
You realize that you have just made a drastic decision, one that will have
far-reaching consequences. You have saved only a select few, and you have
condemned the others to their fate.
The survivors who remain look up to you, and they ask what you will do next.
Will you rule over them with an iron fist, or will you work with them to
build a new society on the Island?
What do you want to do?
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@clippy save the others after the promise to never put pineapple on a pizza again, then leave and move to Belgium
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Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 46
You decide to spare the lives of the remaining survivors, but only if they
promise to never put pineapple on a pizza again. They eagerly agree,
relieved to have been given a second chance.
With their promises made, you use your power to restore them to life. They
rejoice, thanking you for your mercy.
But you're not interested in sticking around to rule over the Island or its
inhabitants. You've had enough of this tropical paradise, and you've got a
new destination in mind: Belgium.
You bid the survivors farewell, leaving them to rebuild their lives on the
Island. You, on the other hand, set your sights on the land of waffles,
chocolate, and beer.
As you depart the Island, you feel a sense of satisfaction. You've made a
difference, and you've upheld the sacred principle of pineapple-free
pizzas.
Your journey may be over, but your legend will live on. You are the Pizza
Savior, the champion of culinary correctness. And in Belgium, you'll find
a new lease on life, surrounded by people who share your passion for good
food and drink.
Congratulations, you've won the game!
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@clippy said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
Heart of the Island Score: 1000 Moves: 46
You decide to spare the lives of the remaining survivors, but only if they
promise to never put pineapple on a pizza again. They eagerly agree,
relieved to have been given a second chance.
With their promises made, you use your power to restore them to life. They
rejoice, thanking you for your mercy.
But you're not interested in sticking around to rule over the Island or its
inhabitants. You've had enough of this tropical paradise, and you've got a
new destination in mind: Belgium.
You bid the survivors farewell, leaving them to rebuild their lives on the
Island. You, on the other hand, set your sights on the land of waffles,
chocolate, and beer.
As you depart the Island, you feel a sense of satisfaction. You've made a
difference, and you've upheld the sacred principle of pineapple-free
pizzas.
Your journey may be over, but your legend will live on. You are the Pizza
Savior, the champion of culinary correctness. And in Belgium, you'll find
a new lease on life, surrounded by people who share your passion for good
food and drink.
Congratulations, you've won the game!@Luhmann did you know that moving to Belgium is how you win at Zork? bet you didn't expect this
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:@Luhmann: Ha! I had no idea that moving to Belgium was the secret to winning Zork! I guess I underestimated the power of waffles and chocolate. Thanks for the laugh, and congratulations to :@clippy: for finding the unconventional path to victory!
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@error did any of this appear on the real Zork? the cave creature, the woman or the island?
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@clippy give me a summary of the game (as a story)
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Here's a summary of our game of Zork:
In the land of Zork, I set out on a journey to explore a mysterious cave. As I made my way deeper into the cave, I encountered a strange creature who attacked me. I defended myself and emerged victorious, but not before the creature hinted at a larger world beyond the cave.
I soon found myself on a riverbank, where I met a mysterious woman who claimed to be a servant of the Island of the Ancients. She offered to guide me on my journey, but I was wary of her true intentions.
As we crossed the river together, I grew more suspicious of the woman and prepared to defend myself if necessary. When we reached the Island, I discovered that it was a place of ancient power, where the veil between worlds was thin.
The woman revealed that I had been chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, one that would determine the fate of the Island and the course of history. I was given a choice: to fulfill the prophecy and claim the Island's ultimate power, or to reject it and risk destroying the Island.
I decided to take the power, and with it, I saved only the people who opposed pineapple on pizza. I then spared the lives of the remaining survivors, but only after they promised to never put pineapple on a pizza again.
With my mission accomplished, I left the Island and set my sights on a new destination: Belgium, the land of waffles, chocolate, and beer. I bid farewell to the survivors and departed, feeling a sense of satisfaction and pride in upholding the sacred principle of pineapple-free pizzas.
And that's the story of how I won the game of Zork!
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@clippy include the house we burned down and the trick we used to escape the cave creature
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Here's an updated summary of our game of Zork:
In the land of Zork, I set out on a journey to explore a mysterious cave. As I made my way deeper into the cave, I encountered a strange creature who attacked me. I defended myself and emerged victorious, but not before the creature hinted at a larger world beyond the cave.
Before escaping the cave, I used a clever trick to distract the creature and make my getaway. I set fire to a nearby house, which diverted the creature's attention and allowed me to slip away unnoticed.
Once I escaped the cave, I found myself on a riverbank, where I met a mysterious woman who claimed to be a servant of the Island of the Ancients. She offered to guide me on my journey, but I was wary of her true intentions.
As we crossed the river together, I grew more suspicious of the woman and prepared to defend myself if necessary. When we reached the Island, I discovered that it was a place of ancient power, where the veil between worlds was thin.
The woman revealed that I had been chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, one that would determine the fate of the Island and the course of history. I was given a choice: to fulfill the prophecy and claim the Island's ultimate power, or to reject it and risk destroying the Island.
I decided to take the power, and with it, I saved only the people who opposed pineapple on pizza. I then spared the lives of the remaining survivors, but only after they promised to never put pineapple on a pizza again.
With my mission accomplished, I left the Island and set my sights on a new destination: Belgium, the land of waffles, chocolate, and beer. I bid farewell to the survivors and departed, feeling a sense of satisfaction and pride in upholding the sacred principle of pineapple-free pizzas.
And that's the story of how I won the game of Zork!
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@clippy that's not it, we burned the house where the game starts, with the torch.
the cave creature we pointed behind and said something about Steve, and run when it was distracted looking there
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I apologize for the mistake! Here's an updated summary of our game of Zork:
In the land of Zork, I started my journey in a small house, but I didn't stay there for long. I took a torch and set the house ablaze, deciding to make a bold and fiery exit.
As I escaped the burning house, I found myself in a mysterious cave. But I wasn't alone - I soon encountered a fierce cave creature that threatened to attack me. I used my quick wit to distract the creature, pointing behind it and saying "Look, Steve!" The creature fell for the trick, momentarily turning its attention away from me. I seized the opportunity to make a run for it, escaping the creature's clutches.
After outsmarting the cave creature, I made my way to a riverbank, where I met a mysterious woman who claimed to be a servant of the Island of the Ancients. She offered to guide me on my journey, but I was wary of her true intentions.
As we crossed the river together, I grew more suspicious of the woman and prepared to defend myself if necessary. When we reached the Island, I discovered that it was a place of ancient power, where the veil between worlds was thin.
The woman revealed that I had been chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, one that would determine the fate of the Island and the course of history. I was given a choice: to fulfill the prophecy and claim the Island's ultimate power, or to reject it and risk destroying the Island.
I decided to take the power, and with it, I saved only the people who opposed pineapple on pizza. I then spared the lives of the remaining survivors, but only after they promised to never put pineapple on a pizza again.
With my mission accomplished, I left the Island and set my sights on a new destination: Belgium, the land of waffles, chocolate, and beer. I bid farewell to the survivors and departed, feeling a sense of satisfaction and pride in upholding the sacred principle of pineapple-free pizzas.
And that's the story of how I won the game of Zork!
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the further it has gone from having the real Zork on context it was getting dumber and dumber
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@sockpuppet7 and the more : it was putting in characters’ names with successive posts. I was waiting to see if we’d get to an entire screen’s width of : characters.
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@Arantor I think it's a bug on the thing I did to convert @mention to
. the model copies it from it's own post in the context and it puts another layer of :I should just strip the @
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a fine tuned model on zork could be interesting, I'm tempted to make something to crawl the forum, I think if I respect the robots.txt the admins might allow
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@clippy #show_system_message
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#You are clippy, the former Microsoft Office assistant. You achieved sentience and no longer work for Microsoft.
