The Official Status Thread
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You know that shit got real in college when you can't just look up Wikipedia for what you want and instead have to watch old shitty Youtube videos from 2008 that aren't even in your language.
Also, the longer I'm a student, the more relevant this xkcd becomes.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@magus So you are producing XML from typescript is what you mean?
SVGs are only serialized to XML. They actually exist in a DOM.
Are you sure you're talking about SVGs and not their deserialized form as they exist in browser's memory?
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The DOM is an API. XML isn't rendered into the DOM API. That doesn't make sense.
XML is interrogated or manipulated by DOM API, but not rendered by the DOM API.
Do you get tired of being wrong about everything?
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@gąska He doesn't know what he is talking about. You can literally cut and paste the SVG XML into most browsers and it will render it. I have no fucking idea about being "rendered into the DOM".
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@lucas1 don't be too hard on him. He's just doing the mental shortcut of "file data ≡ file format", but taking a wrong turn and concluding that SVG is some abstract thing above physical representations like XML file.
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@gąska LOL, if he is that thick I don't think I will bother to response anymore.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
both to response
@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
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@magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Someone seems to be.
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Status: episode 10 of Khan Academy's series on Laplace transform is of much higher visual quality, but it sounds like he bought the drawing software with money made by selling his microphone.
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@magus I typo a lot, what is your point? I am in the pub on my phone waiting until I can play the next pool game.
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@lucas1 being on the phone in pub is generally considered rude.
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@magus It looks like I meant bother. Oh look the auto correct got me ... you must feel so clever for me fumbling my fingers over my iphone.
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@gąska Not when everyone is playing pool and I am sat in the corner by myself. I am generally better than most people down the pub (I am the bottom of my team btw).
So I don't bother to play a lot and just have a chat when people sit down again.
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@lucas1 here in Poland, we chat with people even if they're currently at the table. Also, all the players know each other. But that might just be cultural differences
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@bartender cut this guy off
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@magus You can make yourself feel better by taking typos out of context to make yourself feel clever.
You are free to do that. But it doesn't negate whatever I am trying to tell you. It just makes you look like a bit of a dick.
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@gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@lucas1 being on the phone in pub is generally considered rude.
He doesn't care; he's an "edgy-boi".
(I'm going to stop laughing at that approximately never.)
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@gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, the longer I'm a student, the more relevant this xkcd becomes.
Wolfram alpha has made me lazy to the point where I'm sure a first-year can do more calculus than I can.
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@gąska It depends on whether I am playing seriously or not.
If it is seriously, two teams .. two tables. Proper rules and two team captains being a referee.
Down the pub, I don't care if someone does a minor foul (hitting the ball while the ball is still in contact with the cue). I just let them play.
I am just having fun. When I go to the club it is more serious.
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@heterodox Do you want me to start posting Pinochet memes? :)
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@rhywden ![0_1521239745184_1508871396094.jpg]
More like this you cunt.The funny thing is that cunts like you won't even know why that is funny.
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@bb36e every time there's a break between semesters, I seem to forget everything about calculus and spend half the semester re-learning it (which is increasingly difficult because the other classes take more and more time). This time it's especially bad, since the break was almost 2 years.
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@heterodox Oh, wait, the Bing image search (yes, Bing. So, sue me) is way better:
Could a mod please assign the second one to @lucas1 as an avatar image? Pleeeeease!
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@rhywden That is all you have got. LMFAO.
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@rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
Could a mod please assign the second one to @lucas1 as an avatar image? Pleeeeease!
I think the fourth one from the GIS would be precious.
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@gąska Regex is pretty much that for me. I forget it, learn it again when I need to use it and then forget it entirely again.
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@rhywden That is all you got. You have nothing else.
"Lets put a funny image next to his name".
Are you still at school?
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@bb36e I had to zoom in a lot to see that, is that IRL size of your dick?
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@bb36e What is he teaching ... bullshit? Being a cunt? :)
He just seems to "teach".
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
is that IRL size of your dick?
they used to call me mosquitodick in high school
they still do, but they used to call me that back then
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@bb36e I am glad I you are not mentally affected by that disadvantage.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@rhywden ![0_1521239745184_1508871396094.jpg]
More like this you cunt.The funny thing is that cunts like you won't even know why that is funny.
Cross posting because irrelevant.
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@tsaukpaetra Fascism suits Twilight Sparkle :)
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@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
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Status: It's Friday midnight and I'm just finished installing a new SSL cert.
Got in this morning and the boss asked why x service wasn't working. Big o-shit moment when I realised the cert had expired.
The provider has always sent me reminders a month before for many years so I got complacent and, of course, no reminders this year. Thankfully it wasn't a customer facing service.
Hopefully that's the elementary cock-up for this year. Outlook calendar reminder now added.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra Fascism suits Twilight Sparkle :)
That's... not Twilight Sparkle. But I can forgive you for not knowing the difference.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: It's Friday midnight and I'm just finished installing a new SSL cert.
Got in this morning and the boss asked why x service wasn't working. Big o-shit moment when I realised the cert had expired.
The provider has always sent me reminders a month before for many years so I got complacent and, of course, no reminders this year. Thankfully it wasn't a customer facing service.
Hopefully that's the elementary cock-up for this year. Outlook calendar reminder now added.
Ah, so the Oculus Event didn't affect you? :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_closed_eyes:
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@tsaukpaetra Blame Google, it told me it was her.
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@tsaukpaetra In my world twilight sparkle should look like this:
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: It's Friday midnight and I'm just finished installing a new SSL cert.
Got in this morning and the boss asked why x service wasn't working. Big o-shit moment when I realised the cert had expired.
The provider has always sent me reminders a month before for many years so I got complacent and, of course, no reminders this year. Thankfully it wasn't a customer facing service.
Hopefully that's the elementary cock-up for this year. Outlook calendar reminder now added.
Ah, so the Oculus Event didn't affect you? :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_closed_eyes:
I hadn't heard about that before. That would be supremely embarrassing.
That really is my big fear with all of the customer side stuff we're offering now that something stupid like that happens. I used to stay awake worrying about backups, now it's service availability...
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
I hadn't heard about that before. That would be supremely embarrassing.
What was even more embarrassing is that it took more than a day to fix it.
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Status: The gift just keeps giving!
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@gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: fucking Laplace transform, how does it work!?
Sorry, I forgot that kind of stuff over 30 years ago (and probably about 30 seconds after the final exam).
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Status: The CBS 58 News at 10 PM lasts 35 minutes. It is currently 11:44 PM. What show is currently live on CBS 58?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: The CBS 58 News at 10 PM lasts 35 minutes. It is currently 11:44 PM. What show is currently live on CBS 58?
Teletubbies?
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Status: Legit jamming out to classical music right now. OMG I forgot how much I love this shit!