@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
just the fake ones for cosmetic effect
I have a serious hatred for clothes that look like they have a feature but don't. A button that doesn't fasten anything has no business being there.
My wife has a handbag that looks like it's sealed by buckles but they're actually buckles over magnetic clasps. I discovered this while trying to get into the bag and accidentally pulling the clasp off while trying to undo the buckle. It's stupid and pointless. My wife doesn't understand, even when I use the tried and tested car analogy that you'd be pissed off if you tried to open a car door before realising it was just a flush piece of metal with grooves to make it look like a door, and a handle that serves no purpose.
She's given up arguing with me and just buys my clothes for me, which is fantastic because it means I don't have to go near clothes shops, think about all that fashion bullshit, or try things on in changing rooms