I voted for zip files because PNG wasn't an option.
Best posts made by Keith
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RE: Closed Poll: New project, git or svn
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RE: Why are topic dates sometimes blue?
Older posts exist in a state of uncertainty, and may be considered both read and unread.
And, while infinite scrolling, you can't know both the position and momentum of any post with absolute certainty.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Does Discourse have a time machine plugin I'm not aware of?
Yes, @codinghorror used it to see how the forum software of the next ten years would look.
After using Discourse to travel to the future, he found himself looking at a site with an uncanny resemblance to the site he'd been looking at moments ago, before he had left. This glimpse of the future vindicated all of his design decisions.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Took money out of "ATM". Said "Thank you". There were people around. FML.
You'll get the last laugh when you're the only survivor of the robot uprising.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Not writing the code to commit a database transaction and spending 30 minutes trying to debug why your changes aren't being persisted.
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RE: Closed Poll: Do you have Discourse Syndrome
Turn it 90° clockwise, then you should see "nexus".
No repro, I'm seeing snxeu.
Edit: ah, clockwise, got it now.
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RE: Another AI based art generator, DALL-E Mini
I needed this for a work conversation and was very pleased with the results. Particularly the left middle image.
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RE: 0xC000021A
Have you checked your physical volume control to make sure someone hasn't attached an Arduino with some sort of actuator?
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RE: Someone is now selling the internet... It's true.
I've used some artistic license instead.
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RE: Testing a junior's mettle part 2
At the point where this ended, I would have allowed editing the damn file by hand.
Would you have accepted it if the person had installed a Linux distribution, overwriting your Windows installation, and then proceeded to code the solution in spaghettified PHP?
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RE: In case HTML changes the spec one day...
Soon
public const string HtmlTableTagIdAttribute = "id"; public const string HtmlTableTagClassAttribute = "class"; public const string HtmlTableTagStyleAttribute = "style"; ... public const string HtmlRowTagIdAttribute = "id"; public const string HtmlRowTagClassAttribute = "class"; public const string HtmlRowTagStyleAttribute = "stlye"; ... public const string HtmlCellTagIdAttribute = "id"; public const string HtmlCellTagClassAttribute = "class"; public const string HtmlCellTagStyleAttribute = "style"; ...
spelling mistake intentional.
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RE: So is the migration thing still happening?
Are we going to end up with over 9000 unread topics when this import happens?
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RE: Java and system32
I suspect that Blakey's about half a radian out of phase with reality.
That doesn't even make sense, @accalia.
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RE: Sorry, the file you are trying to upload is not authorized
This is like the third thread I'm seeing where you're replying to a 10/11-month-old post.
Are you testing the timegap thing or did Discourse suggest old threads and you didn't notice you were necroing? Did the discotoaster break?
Don't expect a reply until May 2016.
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RE: Re: Small edit impossible due to "body too similar"
You must be used to being in a lose-lose situation by now.
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RE: I'm still a grumpy cat: a final plea to Alex
And the backend datastore would be a mixture of Excel spreadsheets, Lotus Notes, CSV files, SQL Server, and Oracle.
Rather than reinventing the wheel, why don't we just use a shared Excel workbook? We could have one worksheet for each topic.
To support our beloved scripting vulnerabilities, we can just ensure that everyone has macros enabled.
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RE: Where did your user name come from?
Filed under: people who confuse binary and ternary
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand quaternary, those who don't, those who confuse it with ternary, and those who get annoyed with @ben_lubar for posting the lame joke they wanted to make before they got chance.
Filed under: I think I rescued the situation.
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RE: Fix this, but you can't run it.
Discourse numbering strikes again.@accalia said:
i'm torn.
should you:
- RUN AWAY
or
- OOH SHINY! :-D
What the balls? It works on quote...
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RE: Pluralisation oddities
Thus none of those are possible.
I disagree; you just need to put the following sub-categories into meta:
Bug→UX
Enhancement Request→UX
Enhancement Request→UX→Bikeshedding
It lets you put arrows in the category name, right?
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RE: Daily rate limit on number of likes posted in Meta
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RE: New Masters Program in Software Engineering
I mean, I can have them j*** off with UML and metamodels for a whole semester but that will not make them more employable than your self-taught guy that you mentioned, so how, in your mind, can I get our students to be "ahead of the game" when they graduate?
I think you should introduce them to source control and effective debugging if they haven't already encountered those. I think @ben_lubar's university has certain courses where you submit your assignments to centralised source control.
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RE: Closed Poll: Testing an intern's mettle part 3
I have a good feeling that this candidate will wipe your OS and code the solution in PHP. Fingers crossed.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
That spider only has 7 legs. I won't accept it as payment.
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RE: Poll: Can I have polls within polls?
Feature Request: Automatic @mikeTheLiar rage is inserted by the system whenever @mikeTheLiar is mentioned.
Jesus fucking Christ. I guess it's just too much to ask to lurk for a few days without being @ mentioned every chance you assholes get.
Who implemented this already?
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WTF Domains
".wtf is a gTLD that was proposed in ICANN's New gTLD Program. The applicant and now Registry Operator is Donuts (Hidden Way, LLC).[1] Their application succeeded and was delegated to the Root Zone on 23 April 2014."
Have we signed up for this yet?
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RE: Poll: Should Sam create the suggested badges?
Why is the "Worst of the worst" badge a penguin? Are you being subtle here?
It seems appropriate, given that @Blakeyrat granted him the status, and @Blakeyrat hates Linux with the fury of a thousand burning suns.
There is, however, a git icon, which might be even better.
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RE: OK, Discourse - AKA, Discourse hates blakeyrat's phone
Speaking of which, I managed to get doubleinfinispinner action on the train just now:
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RE: Closed Poll: Do you have Discourse Syndrome
Then hopefully in due time we would see plenty of young dragons.
Probably still too tough for a simple seagull to get at on his own.
That's fightin' talk!
vs
FIGHT!
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RE: Yes you built an awesome PC. But your HTML-fu sucks donkey balls.
Using IE6:
The Large Pixel Collider is the most irresponsibly powerful gaming PC we've ever built. This marvel of technological achievement has been outfitted with an Intel Core i7-4960X, 64GB of Corsair RAM, four GTX Titans in quad-SLI, and just a pinch of plutonium.
With the LPC, we'll push gaming beyond anything ever seen before. Our experiments won't stop at maximum settings or standard resolutions—we won't even call it quits at 4K. As PC gamers, we aren't interested in compromise, and as fellow PC gamers, you're invited to join us as we document every gameplay experiment in our ongoing videoYes, IE6 offers better usability on this website.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
<whisper>Dude, shut up! He's like a blackbelt and stuff. If you carry on talking like that he'll go all Chuck Norris on you!</whisper>
How to make @blakeyrat hate me and @ben_lubar love me in one post...
EDIT: You'll have to click that, then click the lightbox image to see that it seems...
Filed under: That should do it...
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RE: АLL F-!!1 TOPIC TITLE
the gimp from the basement
Hey, @blakeyrat was a popular member of this community!
Filed under: Vying for @mikeTheLiar's title.
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RE: So I did a thing on Amazon...
If you actually have one, I would be interested in buying it
There's only one way of finding out. Send me your address and credit card details, and if in a week from now you have a narwhal play-set, then this was a legitimate transaction. If, however, you end up with huge debts and hundreds of receipts for items which could be construed as homosexually euphemistic, it was probably a scam.
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RE: Sexy Sock Puppet Master List
I really hope this list was generated by some kind of tool and not manually typed out.
If Jeff did it, both could be true.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD posted in General
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RE: How to reboot in Windows Server 2012
It definitely doesn't belong under "settings".
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RE: Minecraft- unrelated shenanigans
I think users are smart enough to figure out not to mismatch asterisks.
Challenge accepted!
Testing
Well shit...