@jbert said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid I think you meant to post that in The Naughty Jokes topic...
I don't think we have one of those (search didn't find it, for that that's worth). So while I think this is a good joke, I'll just leave it here:
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat," said the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."