Posts made by DoctorJones
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Just watching the Formula E race in Rome, and I hear Vladimir Putin really hates this guy leading the race...
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
@hungrier it's like meeting the q of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful u
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
The word queue is quite ironic.
It's just the letter q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Happy Valentine's Day guys! (Aldi is a discount supermarket, the middle aisle is where the limited time "special buys" are located)
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Has something got into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the Won Ton Soup! I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down... and there it was... a Peeking Duck!!!!
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38&cc=on
I sent this to a friend and he wrote: “This has been holding me back my entire life, thank you so much. This will open so many doors for me.”
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar...
The bartender says: "What would you like to drink?"
The machine learning algorithm replies: "What's everyone else having?"
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
It's the most wonderful time of the year again!
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
It's disgusting that people are already setting off fireworks, it's not even Halloween and my poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.
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RE: The Cooking Thread
@Luhmann said in The Cooking Thread:
@boomzilla
I don't get ... bud light? it's piss beer with less beer in it? -
RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@boomzilla sorry, I thought jokes that only a minority will get, sans explanation, was a TDWTF tradition.
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RE: The Official First World Problems Thread™
Wait a minute... this isn't the funny stuff thread!
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
A friend of mine asked me what happens when you order chips without chips. I suppose you just get a newspaper