The Official Status Thread
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Status: I really should get around to learning better ways to maintain SQL databases than SMS Maintenance Plans. Because boy, that's going to get annoying to modify as we scale past a handful of servers...
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Status****strong text: Realized that @mott555's avatar isn't a hamburger.
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By the way, we @ WTDWTF really appreciate you giving us 120%.
Even if 120% of your observational powers still isn't anything to write home about
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STATUS: tired..... someone though it a good idea to take a very long lunch walk....
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Do you know how hard it is to figure out what some of the avatars on here are with my auto-fa-spin userscript?
Filed under: @aliceif's PC - lunatic mode for your eyes
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Do you know how hard it is to figure out what some of the avatars on here are with my auto-fa-spin userscript?
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setInterval(function(){$('img.avatar:not(.fa-spin), img.logo-small:not(.fa-spin)').addClass('fa-spin')}, 100);
.... not as bad as i feared.
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Happened to me something simillar a few weeks ago. Funny log message in some backend about PHP connecting to MySQL. Turns out it's word by word from an example in the PHP website.
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Heh, that information will come in handy when I finally watch Citizen Kane!
I hate when people say "Rosebud was the guy's sled" as if that were the "solution" or even the point to Citizen Kane, one of the greatest films ever made.
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That was where I was expecting that story to go when I read that phrase.
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Status****strong text: I'm trying to teach myself WPF, MVVM, etc., and I'm having to re-learn a lot of things I used to do the old WinForms way. I can handle that. For example, I'd like to catch all unhandled exceptions so I can quit gracefully. Lemme check with MSDN on how to do that:
Thanks for that wonderful example, MSDN.
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It reflects the oxymoron of the concept "handle unhandled exceptions".
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Do you know how hard it is to figure out what some of the avatars on here are with my auto-fa-spin userscript?
Not as bad as when @accalia and @Raceprouk had the same avatar, just rotated.
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I hate when people say "Rosebud was the guy's sled" as if that were the "solution" or even the point to Citizen Kane, one of the greatest films ever made.
It was entirely the point. If you know that Rosebud was his sled, you don't even need to watch the movie.
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Yeah I think they did that joke in Family Guy.
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Status: The wife woke up in a mood, so I got out of the house for the day. Went and picked up some checks, went out to lunch with some friends and then spent an hour at the gun range. Then I went and bought some new toys.
Thankfully, she was in less of a mood when I got home.
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@aliceif said:
Do you know how hard it is to figure out what some of the avatars on here are with my auto-fa-spin userscript?
Not as bad as when @accalia and @Raceprouk had the same avatar, just rotated.
ooh. yeah that was a fun week. we should do that again!
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Status: I did all my pri-1 tasks, my boss took off for home, and I'm just kind of sitting here. I have a open ticket but it's not something I can get done today...
Hmmmmm.
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Status: oh god they made a first/third person shooter mode
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Oh cool. See they're ripping-off ESO now. Which, like all Elder Scrolls games, works fine in either first- or third-person.
Although most of them are optimized for first-person and ESO is optimized for third-person.
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Status: Today's breakfast Friday we ate: 4 dozen + 1/2 doughnuts and 50 munchkins
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Sounds like an eating contest where insulin would be a performance enhancing drug.
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Status: Publishing fourth book. Taking on Kaplan. If I get 1% of the target market, I'll raise my revenue by 400%.
I'll finally be able to afford a Ford Fusion Hybrid of my own.
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Status: Today's breakfast Friday we ate: 4 dozen + 1/2 doughnuts and 50 munchkins
How many people?
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Yeah I think they did that joke in Family Guy.
Can't be. Family Guy doesn't have jokes.
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Yeah I think they did that joke in Family Guy.
That's where I swiped it from, I think.
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I'll finally be able to afford a Ford Fusion Hybrid of my own
What you did there, I see it.
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Status: preparing some presentations, will have a job interview in Kansas.
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Status: Go Go Go! Enemies everywhere! I will destroy you!
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Uh, ~30 people. It was open to the whole floor so we were only left with the uneaten half doughnut.
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Wait, you mean you turned down amorous affection for money?
Filed under: Probably a different mood, but whose to say?
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Status: Wondering whether it's my dad's left-handedness or his the fact that he wasn't born in an era with computer mice everywhere that is causing it to be hard for him to use the correct mouse button.
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Status: Chuckling at this troll Rorschach Test site.
I wonder what all of these "analyses" say about the site creator?
Filed under: Skip the test, just go to your personalized results!
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Wait, you mean you turned down amorous affection for money?
Filed under: Probably a different mood, but whose to say?
Trust me, it was not the mood you are thinking of. It was the, "You two think I am here just to pick up after you" sort of mood.
I didn't think that pointing out that is why we have a housekeeper would be a very good idea, so I went shooting and bought some toys. ;)
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Filed under: Am I getting better at detecting these?
Swing and a miss unless you are ing over AR-15 and AR-10 stripped lower receivers.
Filed under: I set you up, swing for the fences.
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I had a go with that; one of the options for blot 3 was 'I love pudding'
I got 58% btw
Edit:
We, on the other hand, dispense with all that technical and pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumo, and simply give you some random answers. Many people claim that these are every bit as good as the "real" Rorschach answers determined by some highly paid, fancy-pants clinician or psychologist with an actual degree.
Ah, that explains that then
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Uh, ~30 people. It was open to the whole floor so we were only left with the uneaten half doughnut.
50 munchkins and 53.5 donuts for 30 people. That doesn't seem so bad now. I was thinking it was a team of 4-6.
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Status: I'm a Caniac and it's Bo Time.
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Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst."
IT'S LIKE THE COMPUTER KNOWS ME.
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Also, I beat you. 89%.
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Also, I beat you. 89%.
Wasn't aware of competition? Just keep clicking the "retabulate" button until you're satisfied with the result.
Filed under: Ever play the card game "War"?
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I'll finally be able to afford a Ford Fusion Hybrid of my own.
You should instead give me the money.
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Status: Just got this year's benefit change package. It just got more expensive for WTFcorp to keep me.
Every single benefit that had anything left to gut got gutted. The fucking brochure suggests bypassing their insurance and buying on the market. What the fuck is that shit?
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Kira: "Fire 6 photon torpedoes across his bow."
O'brien: "We, uh, we only have six."
Kira: "We're not going to win this fight with torpedoes, Chief."
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I thought we gave our money to @Lorne_Kates
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What the fuck is that shit?
Hi, we're from the government, and we're here to help you with your insurance.
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... And you know what? I'm kinda fucking pissed I didn't look at the exchange last year. Because the company plan falls under catastrophic coverage and charges platinum levels. What in the actual fuck. I don't even understand how that's possible.