Programming Memes Thread
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cheong the technology for remoting to them clearly exists, so perhaps you could try to get it working on some computer in the main office where the test phone normally lives.
The problem is, we no longer have a real office.
If we need to meet customers, we can use an office near London, but I don't think we have any access to machines over there.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cheong the technology for remoting to them clearly exists, so perhaps you could try to get it working on some computer in the main office where the test phone normally lives.
Cue voiceover by Technology Connections guy:
By the magic of buying three of them…
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@cheong said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cheong the technology for remoting to them clearly exists, so perhaps you could try to get it working on some computer in the main office where the test phone normally lives.
The problem is, we no longer have a real office.
If we need to meet customers, we can use an office near London, but I don't think we have any access to machines over there.
Well, wherever the test phone lives, connect it to a computer into which you can connect with remote desktop, that should do.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Bulb ITAPPMONROBOT: TEST EDITION
A couple years back a test engineer here built a “tappinator”, a device that can move a stylus over an iPad and tap it at given coordinates—because the normal debug support can't click on system dialogs and we had test scenarios that involved pairing and unpairing bluetooth and maybe also connecting and disconnecting wifi. It's still in a closet somewhere in case we need to run similar tests again.
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@Bulb it’s only missing the correct name.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
Well, wherever the test phone lives, connect it to a computer into which you can connect with remote desktop, that should do.
Btw. with the magic of bureaucracy, our team is able to rescope those iOS support to the team I mentioned earlier that uses the company bought phone on daily basis.
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@ixvedeusi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
missing the correct name.
iTAPMONROBOT?
iTAPMONROBOT Pro, and the larger variant iTAPMONROBOT Pro Max
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@cheong said in Programming Memes Thread:
with the magic of bureaucracy
That's black magic. You don't want to mess with that stuff.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Bulb ITAPPMONROBOT: TEST EDITION
A couple years back a test engineer here built a “tappinator”, a device that can move a stylus over an iPad and tap it at given coordinates—because the normal debug support can't click on system dialogs and we had test scenarios that involved pairing and unpairing bluetooth and maybe also connecting and disconnecting wifi. It's still in a closet somewhere in case we need to run similar tests again.
You mean like a pen plotter?
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@Tsaukpaetra Yes, it was basically a pen plotter, and was that kind of construction. Just instead of a pen it had a stylus and the debug library was driving it to tap on the system dialogs that couldn't be tapped through the debug bridge.
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@topspin turning round and going to the pub
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@topspin Probably pull the breaker.
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@topspin said in Programming Memes Thread:
Wonder what @Tsaukpaetra did to drive this poor server to suicide.
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@topspin Take a photo, obviously.
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@topspin The server is down. Literally
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@Watson said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin Take a photo, obviously.
And celebrate shitposting.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Watson said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin Take a photo, obviously.
And celebrate shitposting.
That's a bonus, yes.
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I like how I can't tell if many of the names he uses are real or not.
2024 is the year of the serverlesslessness
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we push on save
I’m sure this is real somewherethey lost trust in me after our fourth user data cleanup - this month
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@Zecc said in Programming Memes Thread:
I like how I can't tell if many of the names he uses are real or not.
I recognized (from hearing) a lot of them, so most probably actually exist. Possibly without the two accompanied by the newspaper clippings, those seemed silly enough to be plausible Noe.
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
He shouldn't have abandoned the “we might just rewrite it straight up in Rust” line of thought. He was onto something there
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@Bulb Some people in the comments were saying all of those are real, and I have no reason not to believe it.
In fact I wouldn't surprised if some names would since be adopted for new stuff even if they weren't.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
I mean, just today I read (a couple weeks old) blog post saying that all the jokes about
node_modules
… apply to the cargo cache as well and to only slightly lesser extent to go modules too. And, well, it's not wrong.
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And this is why the "PHP devs all drive Lambos" meme exists because while our language is shit, we're out just actually shipping shit and bringing in the moneyz rather than any of this shit.
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@Bulb Also to the Maven
~/.m2
directory, where the joke the first time round you use it is that you're downloading the whole Internet...
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
Shush, we don't use that kind of language here
Though it's a shitload of instructional videos
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@Applied-Mediocrity I don't need instructions for that
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
Sure is.
<module> <groupId>all.pron.net</groupId> <artifactId>amateur-extravaganza</artifactId> <version>69</version> <classifier>xxx</classifier> </module>
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
Sure is.
<module> <groupId>all.pron.net</groupId> <artifactId>amateur-extravaganza</artifactId> <version>69</version> <classifier>xxx</classifier> </module>
Haram! It should be following the semantic version numbering convention.
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@DogsB said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
Sure is.
<module> <groupId>all.pron.net</groupId> <artifactId>amateur-extravaganza</artifactId> <version>69</version> <classifier>xxx</classifier> </module>
Haram! It should be following the semantic version numbering convention.
The semen-what?
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@DogsB said in Programming Memes Thread:
It should be following the semantic version numbering convention.
You're going to hate how many version numbering schemes there are deployed out there.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC said in Programming Memes Thread:
Then why is she showing ?
Off-by-1 error.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC said in Programming Memes Thread:
Then why is she showing ?
Because while it’s one thing, she wants two of them at the same time?
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
The internet is really really great
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@Arantor
I don't know what you guys are talking about... There are clearly two things front and center in the picture.
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@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
PHP devs all drive Lambos
Awaiting the picture of @Arantor's car in the Lounge.
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
PHP devs all drive Lambos
Awaiting the picture of @Arantor's car in the Lounge.
I live in the middle of a city with no parking spaces, I instead invested it in property. I’m in the centre of town, 5 mins walk from the train station, under 10 from the heart of the shopping area and I have garden space both front and back.
Don’t need a car in my town.
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Excuses, excuses. You don't buy a Lambo because you need it.
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Excuses, excuses.
I wouldn’t park a Lambo outside, not in this neighbourhood. I’d come home to find it replaced with a mid range EV that’s tuned for urban stop/start traffic for the bonus green credentials.
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@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Excuses, excuses.
I wouldn’t park a Lambo outside, not in this neighbourhood. I’d come home to find it replaced with a mid range EV that’s tuned for urban stop/start traffic for the bonus green credentials.
Really, you just need to start a figurine collection of the former administrator of the Bespin mining colony. And then claim old age for mishearing "Lambo" when someone asks you about it.
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@izzion said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Excuses, excuses.
I wouldn’t park a Lambo outside, not in this neighbourhood. I’d come home to find it replaced with a mid range EV that’s tuned for urban stop/start traffic for the bonus green credentials.
Really, you just need to start a figurine collection of the former administrator of the Bespin mining colony. And then claim old age for mishearing "Lambo" when someone asks you about it.
Or action figures of Sylvester Stallone, and claim your East Asian upbringing causes you to confuse L and R.
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