The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif is involved in a corruption scandal and his daughter allegedly signed forged documents to try to cover up the truth. A document purporting to have been written and signed in 2006 used Microsoft's Calibri font, which didn't ship in a stable version of Windows or Office until 2007. As such, its use in a document dated 2006 is extremely suspect.
Ultimately, the fallout of this is that Pakistan may soon be sans-Sharif.
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@el_heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ultimately, the fallout of this that Pakistan may soon be sans-Sharif.
Paging @Groaner.
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Are you really promising a pun-a-day?
*insert pun about things staying away here*
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@tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Are you really promising a pun-a-day?
signs point to no
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@jaloopa
We need to think of some sort of pun-ishment if he doesn't deliver as promised.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Are you really promising a pun-a-day?
*insert pun about things staying away here*I wouldn't pun-t on that
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Really? We're doing this?
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@boomzilla if only that was proper gramming.
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@pie_flavor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla if only that was proper gramming.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@pie_flavor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla if only that was proper gramming.
it's not even hard - sell two at once and call it
como tea llamas
. Although you can tell it's an American product becausecomo té llamas
is even better but Americans don't know thatté
is Spanish for tea.
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@pie_flavor
But why would I need 2 tea llamas?
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@Luhmann said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@pie_flavor
But why would I need 2 tea llamas?So you can keep one in the kitchen and the other...
AronChupa, Little Sis Nora - Llama In My Living Room – 03:50
— AronChupaVEVO
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I once had the idea of serving Indian flat bread as an appetizer.
But that was a naan starter.
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>>"indian flatbread"/0 NaaN
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I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
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A lumberjack went into a magical forest and found a nice, big tree. He raised his axe, when the tree suddenly shouted, "Wait! Don't kill me! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned. "And you will dialogue."
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Jennifer Ouellette
That's strange, usually the frozen poop she writes about is some movie or Netflix original series
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@El_Heffe Back on topic, that's a real Arse Technica article
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TL;DR: It turns out that at the end your knife is still shit.
Filed under: With apologies to @JBert, who stole the joke from an Ars commenter
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Filed under: With apologies to @JBert, who stole the joke from an Ars commenter
Haha, that's nothing, like I said I stole it from someone else.
(Shitty pun down here)
You should have seen the guy's feces.
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i named my horse mayo.
mayo neighs
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Hangman:
The word is not SCARFACE.
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@Mason_Wheeler Is that a hammerhead shark?
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I got a new sweater, but it was picking up way too much static, so I took it back to the store. They gave me a new one free of charge.
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