Tinder is shit
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@boomzilla Bro just turned a therapist into a matchmaker!
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@boomzilla He found the chatbot Wally flirted with on 2018-08-19?
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@hungrier Accepted, but don't mind if I bring a water with me to improve the stickiness.
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@boomzilla
the garage people thread is
pretty sure there is only one resident who would have a trebuchet if his wife didn't vetoed it.
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla
the garage people thread is
pretty sure there is only one resident who would have a trebuchet if his wife didn't vetoed it.The hell you talking about? I don’t have a wife and I only discovered I need a trebuchet now.
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Pretty smooth.
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@topspin the NYEI thread is
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By that thread's standards, it's pretty tame.
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
By that thread's standards, it's pretty tame.
If you read it in
Ordinary Sausage
's voice, it suddenly becomes nightmare fuel.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
If you read it in
Ordinary Sausage
's voiceSausages don't have voices in my world, and I'd like it to remain that way.
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
By that thread's standards, it's pretty tame.
It's an odd combination but seems like a cromulent late night drunk meal.
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@Tsaukpaetra Reverse judgment until after you've seen what's inside the ravioli.
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@Zecc said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra Reverse judgment until after you've seen what's inside the ravioli.
I've seen the roast beef memes. I'd eat that, no problem.
I'm thinkin' Arby's!
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@Zecc said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra Reverse judgment until after you've seen what's inside the ravioli.
I'd say there's pretty much no way anyone who'd make that would use anything other than Chef Boyardee. Granted, they have some variety.
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@boomzilla I've danced polkas a few times. Sensual is not a word I would associate with polka.
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
Sensual is not a word I would associate with polka.
NOW That's What I Call Polka! - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Music Video) – [02:15..04:07] 04:07
— CAD
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
Sensual is not a word I would associate with polka.
NOW That's What I Call Polka! - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Music Video) – [02:15..04:07] 04:07
— CADBrony Polka Animated - A My Little Pony Fandom Tribute – 09:49
— Viva Reverie
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How else is she going to know?
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@loopback0 I especially like the "thank her after fucking."
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@loopback0 said in Tinder is shit:
get her a library ticket
we let women read now?!?!
Tangentially related…
Audible, an Amazon company, using 1984 to advertise.
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Semi-related in two ways:
Grindr's eNgInEeRs amaze me with their incompetence.
It's really incredible how much they can fuck up such a simple app. I bet their code-base could fill the mythical front-page for years. Another fun detail I just noticed: that subreddit has a
WTF
flair, presumably because of stuff like this.Slaps roof of app This bad boy can fit so many bugs in it.
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@topspin I almost half seriously considered reverse engineering the API so I could sift entries with certain words or statuses and automatically decline them. Apparently you can dislike to your heart's content, but only Like a dozen-ish unless you pay money, so I thought to make it easier to try and display only actual potential matches.
But then the fell down and I had no cookie.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
so I thought to make it easier to try and display only actual potential matches.
That seems like an overly complicated way of displaying an empty array.
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
so I thought to make it easier to try and display only actual potential matches.
That seems like an overly complicated way of displaying an empty array.
You're not entirely wrong. Shirley there's someone out there for me after all. That's the promise, as they say.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Shirley there's someone out there for me after all.
SELECT * FROM whatever WHERE name_first = "Shirley";
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@Tsaukpaetra the reddit screenshot is about Grindr, not Tinder, here. But yes, same difference when it comes to how much of a steaming pile it is. I’ve actually had similar thoughts before, but I don’t really know how to do that / where to start for a few reasons.
It runs on the phone, so I’d need to get in on an emulator first before attempting to reverse engineer it. The network connection is encrypted and I don’t know how to sniff the traffic, etc. If I actually knew the API, a blind monkey could create a more usable front-end. But of course, that would destroy their business, so they’re trying to prevent that.I doubt it’s much of a challenge for people who do this professionally, I just don’t have the know-how.
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Shirley there's someone out there for me after all.
SELECT * FROM whatever WHERE name_first = "Shirley";
Obligatory “don’t call me Shirley” reference.
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@Arantor "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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@Atazhaia I’ve never been in the cockpit of a plane before.
(I may be misremembering, I haven’t seen that film in many years.)