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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Applied-Mediocrity quod licet Iovi,
non licetetiam placet bovi.What Jupiter is allowed to do, is also fun for the cattle.
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@BernieTheBernie Something... something... PasiphaĂŤ...
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Well, someone stood up a GPT-4 bot here for $company. Within hours, we got...
And people notice how it's patently wrong...
I love eating this virtual popcorn. Just keep the reality away from me!
Edit: Aww damn, they took it down. Probably was getting too expensive to run.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Apple is a real Piece of Shit ..:
So if anyone skypes me @Tsaukpaetra I will probably not respond. But the reason will more likely be that fuck Skype than that I can't be reached.
Speaking of, apparently they added the Bing chatbot as a bot in Skype.
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Well, I suppose that makes a lot of sense in this economy.
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In its recommendation text, Microsoft's AI model wrote, "Consider going into it on an empty stomach."
Hilarious.
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@TimeBandit said in I, ChatGPT:
gpt 3.5, probably turbo that is estimated to have about 30B parameters. gpt-4 has more than 1 trillion. # of pars. isn't everything, but it's an easy way to show they're not the same
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@Carnage "sad" is a funny way to spell "job security."
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@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage "sad" is a funny way to spell "job security."
"job security" is just about the saddest kind of motivation.
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@LaoC I wouldn't know about that, but it's a pretty nice situation to be in.
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@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage "sad" is a funny way to spell "job security."
"job security" is just about the saddest kind of motivation.
At least it comes with money attached.
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@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage "sad" is a funny way to spell "job security."
"job security" is just about the saddest kind of motivation.
At least it comes with money attached.
Up until the money gets shipped to India and Brazil because they have a good marketing agency who promises the same results for cheaper.
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Yep. When half-baked results is the industry standard, you have to compete against people with half-baked skills, willing to work for half-baked salaries.
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@Zerosquare The result, muliplicatively, is a quarter-baked product.
Which explains a lot about modern life.
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I canât put my finger on it... but Iâm convinced this is a bot training ground.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
*Delete account.
File GDPR removal request.You donât believe they actually honor that, besides saying âsure, we deleted everything wink winkâ?
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
*Delete account.
File GDPR removal request.You donât believe they actually honor that, besides saying âsure, we deleted everything wink winkâ?
Eh, I don't expect them to honor anything. Deleting your account has proven to not mean it's actually deleted.
The GDPR thing is to allow the EU to grab them by the wallet in the future, and take a few billions.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
*Delete account.
File GDPR removal request.You donât believe they actually honor that, besides saying âsure, we deleted everything wink winkâ?
Eh, I don't expect them to honor anything. Deleting your account has proven to not mean it's actually deleted.
The GDPR thing is to allow the EU to grab them by the wallet in the future, and take a few billions.Well, at least some pols will get some donations. Almost the same thing
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
The GDPR thing is to allow the EU to grab them by the wallet in the future, and take a few billions.
That would require, and I know it will sound ridiculous, something like, maybe, the EU actually caring about its citizens.
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
The GDPR thing is to allow the EU to grab them by the wallet in the future, and take a few billions.
That would require, and I know it will sound ridiculous, something like, maybe, the EU actually caring about its citizens.
No, just about money.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
The GDPR thing is to allow the EU to grab them by the wallet in the future, and take a few billions.
That would require, and I know it will sound ridiculous, something like, maybe, the EU actually caring about its citizens.
No, just about money.
I'm not sure what the fraternity of boys who talk to each other that took over EU actually cares about. They seem to ascribe to the Littlefinger's style of politics and in all that mess it's hard to tell. But I'd guess power more than money, because they seem to be doing a lot to ruin the economy.
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@Bulb For the Inner Party economy has awfully little to do with money.
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@Applied-Mediocrity I'm not so sure. Communism collapsed in large part because near the end the economy was so bad that all the big pots could do with their power was to have their picture taken with it.
Of course they may not be thinking that far forward.
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@Bulb Yes, except that Inner Party exists in all systems of governance.
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@Applied-Mediocrity It does, but the systems of governance differ in how much the Inner Party's interests are divorced with the wider population's interests.
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@Bulb With multi-party democracy, the Inner Party needs to at least occasionally look like they care about what a reasonable chunk of the electorate care about lest they let some other Inner Party at the feeding trough.
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So this article is about drag racing. I don't follow it super closely (cc: @Groaner), but even I recognize the problems with the lede.
Humorous Automobile legend John Drive claimed his first win within the Mission #2Fast2Tasty NHRA Problem, defeating back-to-back world champ Ron Capps within the closing spherical on Saturday at Lucas Oil Indianapolis Raceway Park as a part of this weekendâs 69th annual Dodge Energy Brokers NHRA U.S. Nationals.
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The class John Drive competes in is called "Funny Cars," not "Humorous Automobiles." (Funny Cars get the name because of the fuel mixture they use.)
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The competition they're talking about is called the NHRA Challenge, not the NHRA Problem.
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There's no such thing as "the closing spherical." Auto racing tracks, including drag strips, have scoring loops - sensors that detect what cars pass in what order - embedded in the pavement. What apparently happened is that the race was really close because one guy was leading at the second to last scoring loop, but the winner passed him between there and the checkered flag.It's even worse than that. NHRA events are 1-on-1 races with matchups set via a bracket. It says "the last spherical" because the guy won the final, which is the last round.
Later on in the article they talk about the goings-on in the Pro Stock class and they call it the Pro Inventory class.
So, great job all around by ChatGPT here.
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@dkf I don't believe so. Or rather, I'm led to believe otherwise observing my local politics.
And the unfortunate thing about multi-party democracies (and even the Uniparty) is that, never mind the sometimes entertaining shots across the bow, they know that the public opinion will eventually swing in the opposition's favor, but most importantly then swing back for the same reason - that people get tired of things not getting done, and will readily give their votes to anyone who is not the current ruling party. Thus, when divvying at the feeding trough, it pays to be mindful of the opposition, lest they later do unto you.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in I, ChatGPT:
So this article is about drag racing. I don't follow it super closely (cc: @Groaner), but even I recognize the problems with the lede.
Humorous Automobile legend John Drive claimed his first win within the Mission #2Fast2Tasty NHRA Problem, defeating back-to-back world champ Ron Capps within the closing spherical on Saturday at Lucas Oil Indianapolis Raceway Park as a part of this weekendâs 69th annual Dodge Energy Brokers NHRA U.S. Nationals.
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The class John Drive competes in is called "Funny Cars," not "Humorous Automobiles." (Funny Cars get the name because of the fuel mixture they use.)
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The competition they're talking about is called the NHRA Challenge, not the NHRA Problem.
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There's no such thing as "the closing spherical." Auto racing tracks, including drag strips, have scoring loops - sensors that detect what cars pass in what order - embedded in the pavement. What apparently happened is that the race was really close because one guy was leading at the second to last scoring loop, but the winner passed him between there and the checkered flag.
Later on in the article they talk about the goings-on in the Pro Stock class and they call it the Pro Inventory class.
So, great job all around by ChatGPT here.
But even though the article is still that bot nonsense in your quote, the onebox is correct
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@loopback0 said in I, ChatGPT:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in I, ChatGPT:
So this article is about drag racing. I don't follow it super closely (cc: @Groaner), but even I recognize the problems with the lede.
Humorous Automobile legend John Drive claimed his first win within the Mission #2Fast2Tasty NHRA Problem, defeating back-to-back world champ Ron Capps within the closing spherical on Saturday at Lucas Oil Indianapolis Raceway Park as a part of this weekendâs 69th annual Dodge Energy Brokers NHRA U.S. Nationals.
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The class John Drive competes in is called "Funny Cars," not "Humorous Automobiles." (Funny Cars get the name because of the fuel mixture they use.)
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The competition they're talking about is called the NHRA Challenge, not the NHRA Problem.
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There's no such thing as "the closing spherical." Auto racing tracks, including drag strips, have scoring loops - sensors that detect what cars pass in what order - embedded in the pavement. What apparently happened is that the race was really close because one guy was leading at the second to last scoring loop, but the winner passed him between there and the checkered flag.
Later on in the article they talk about the goings-on in the Pro Stock class and they call it the Pro Inventory class.
So, great job all around by ChatGPT here.
But even though the article is still that bot nonsense in your quote, the onebox is correct
They might have fixed the metadata because Drag Racing Twitter was making fun of them on social media yesterday.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
Thus, when divvying at the feeding trough, it pays to be mindful of the opposition, lest they later do unto you.
The public's best option is to flip back and forth so neither side has time to fully entrench their crookedness. But that's not what happens...
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in I, ChatGPT:
They might have fixed the metadata because Drag Racing Twitter was making fun of them on social media yesterday.
I guess that's all they needed to fix as no-one on social media reads an article further than the onebox.
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@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
Some serious going on there with these big ass CRTs ...
My last CRT monitor, many years ago, had a 20 inch screen. Holy Farking Fark that thing was heavy.
And when I got rid of my 27 inch CRT television I had to get a friend to help me because it was so heavy.
That's one part of The Good Old Days that I don't miss at all.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
And when I got rid of my 27 inch CRT television I had to get a friend to help me because it was so heavy.
I had a 34in flat screen CRT. Thank $deity the new TV people carried that beast (200 pounds) out.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in I, ChatGPT:
So, great job all around by ChatGPT here.
It's kinda weird for ChatGPT to use the wrong terms. Using the likely terms in context is what language models should be good at. They can mix them up horribly, but using incorrect synonyms isn't their thing.
It sounds like either
- it got translated to some other language and back for some weird reason, likely via machine translation, or
- someone ran it through synonym replacement to hide the fact they just copied the text from elsewhere and failed to notice they are not synonyms in context.
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon said in I, ChatGPT:
flat screen CRT
I assume only the actual screen part was flat?
Yes.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon said in I, ChatGPT:
flat screen CRT
I assume only the actual screen part was flat?
Yes.
Words used to have transformative meaning over time.
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon said in I, ChatGPT:
flat screen CRT
I assume only the actual screen part was flat?
Actually what they were called BITD. Some of them were also significantly flatter wrt total length than the traditional type that was about as long as wide.
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon said in I, ChatGPT:
flat screen CRT
I assume only the actual screen part was flat?
Amazing how the picture in the onebox isn't the picture the link goes to.
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
I assume only the actual screen part was flat?
Just the user-facing parts. The rest was very much not flat.
I remember a 24" wide screen (for a Sun workstation) I had borrowed back in 1998. That was significantly deeper than it was wide, and weighed enough that it took three porters to lift it onto a desk.
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@dkf When I was in college I had a 19âł one I brought and back and forth between my sister's and my parents' houses on weekends. It occupied half of the car's backseat (inb4 "but it was a european car so that's not very big")
I can still feel it in my spine (inb4 "nah, you're just getting old")
Edit to add: width and depth were about the same if I remember correctly, with depth being slightly larger.
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Did you know that ChatGPT is very good at writing books on collecting mushrooms? They were even sold on Amazon.
The Darwin Award is looking forward to new prize earners.