Florida Man goes to...
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Create your own thread for tractor porn.
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@DogsB Are you a tractor detractor?
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@Zecc said in Florida Man goes to...:
@DogsB Are you a tractor detractor?
I'm from farming stock. I love a good leer at a tractor but there's a time and place.
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@DogsB said in Florida Man goes to...:
Don't lie. We wish we thought of it.
Hines’ lawyer, Chad Piotrowski, called Hines "a legitimate business owner who, like millions of Americans, suffered financially during the pandemic" and who is "anxious to tell his side of the story when the time comes."
I hope he charged extra for getting that out with a straight face
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@DogsB said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Zecc said in Florida Man goes to...:
@DogsB Are you a tractor detractor?
I'm from farming stock. I love a good leer at a tractor but there's a time and place.
Those of us in this thread have to break up with them. Send them a Deere John letter.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Florida Man goes to...:
Lambos suck asthmatic donkey's ass.
I revise this statement to exclude Aventador J, regardless of any potential buzzing. If I was 6 years old, a poster of that one would be one of my most cherished possessions (I'm more like 11 or 12 now...)
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Mason_Wheeler said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon How does an alligator trap people inside an elevator? It's a freaking elevator! Ride it to a gator-free floor and you can leave safely!
Maybe he's pushing the call button? Surprising number of animals can learn to use food dispenser.
That's the most interesting version of "food dispenser" I've heard of...
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... his car, after one drink too many:
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Bryant, whose occupation is listed as “Real Estate” in arrest paperwork
This is someone I would trust when buying a house:
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@hungrier she's 19, so she's probably a realtor's receptionist.
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Florida Man goes to… Manchester, England:
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@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida Man goes to… Manchester, England:
A mask that encourages social distancing, a twofer!
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@mikehurley said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida Man goes to… Manchester, England:
A mask that encourages social distancing, a twofer!
If he actually wears it properly,
++CovidDeaths;
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... California to renovate a ghost town and survive corona:
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I didn't notice this probably should have gone here until I'd already posted it there.
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Police and court records do not indicate which man was advocating in favor of which milk.
It's society's fault for allowing squeezed almond liquid to be called "milk" in the first place. If it was properly labeled, the cause for argument would never have arisen.
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... catch something else than fish and 'gators:
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... catch something else than fish and 'gators:
I've wanted a friend with one of the big snakes. I don't want one because I don't want a snake that I can't handle by myself.
My ball python is a good size. I can be pretty sure I can prevent him from killing me if I were by myself.
I mean, it probably is pretty normal for people to not want pets that can kill them.
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Can we give this guy honorary Florida citizenship?
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Kansas. Well, not actually a Florida Man, but I think he deserves honorary FL citizenship.
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If you don't like honorary Florida Man, have the real thing.
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Florida Man attempts to test the hospitality of Florida state-run residential facilities for a few years.
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... reconquer his mansion!
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Pardubice men and the hunt for lost treasure
Two drunk geniuses stuffed a 1000 CZK (~40 EUR) bank note inside a traffic sign post. They couldn't get it out, so they went into a hardware store, bought a handsaw, and tried to cut the sign down. They got tired after a while and called the cops; someone watching the whole thing eventually lent them a vacuum cleaner and they got it out. Now they're on the hook for damage they caused to the pole.
But wait, there's more!
A DAY LATER one of the geniuses got shitfaced again, remembered the note, but forgot it wasn't there anymore, so he went to the sign again and this time he managed to actually saw through the whole post.
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...decorate his condo!
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@blek in WTF Bites a month ago.
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@blek said in Florida Man goes to...:
Pardubice men and the hunt for lost treasure
Two drunk geniuses stuffed a 1000 CZK (~40 EUR) bank note inside a traffic sign post. They couldn't get it out, so they went into a hardware store, bought a handsaw, and tried to cut the sign down. They got tired after a while and called the cops; someone watching the whole thing eventually lent them a vacuum cleaner and they got it out. Now they're on the hook for damage they caused to the pole.
But wait, there's more!
A DAY LATER one of the geniuses got shitfaced again, remembered the note, but forgot it wasn't there anymore, so he went to the sign again and this time he managed to actually saw through the whole post.
The real question we all want the answer to: Was the fine more or less than 1000CZK?
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@PleegWat No idea about the fine, but they'll probably have to cover the damage and replacing the sign will cost at least 10 times as much.
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@PleegWat said in Florida Man goes to...:
The real question we all want the answer to: Was the fine more or less than 1000CZK?
I'm kinda wondering how much the handsaw cost. They were drunk at the time, remember.
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police noted that Jones showed no indications of drug or alcohol influence, and no indication of mental health issues.
I think that multiple arrests for multiple instances of this sort of behavior would, itself, be an indication of mental health issues.
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Fairly tame by Florida Man standards:
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Florida man makes good:
If you're not familiar with an Ironman Triathalon:
- 2.4-mile (3.86 km) swim
- a 112-mile (180.25 km) bicycle ride
- marathon 26.22-mile (42.20 km) run
In that order. Impressive accomplishment for anyone.
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@boomzilla Wow, go Florida Man!
I was once in the Alps and didn't know that an Ironman was being held. In the morning I saw some mountain roads closed for a cycle race, then later in the day I was near a lake in the valley and saw yet more roads closed for a foot race, but only put two and two together when reading the news afterwards, because the two seemed so far apart.
Imagine an Ironman where the cycling part includes one Hors Catégorie mountain road (the steepest ones, there are rarely more than 5 or so in each Tour de France), and the running part has more than 500 m (1500 ft) of elevation change
(well at least the swimming is on a flat lake... I guess it's like the Belgian who was sorely disappointed that he never found a lake with a slope to do some water ski)
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@remi said in Florida Man goes to...:
I guess it's like the Belgian who was sorely disappointed that he never found a lake with a slope to do some water ski
I suppose you could do downhill water skiing on the right kind of rapids… but the idea terrifies me.
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@remi said in Florida Man goes to...:
well at least the swimming is on a flat lake...
that was only a few degrees above freezing?
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@dcon it could have been, for maximum awesomeness but no, actually that lake is pretty good for swimming and all sorts of water sports. Not very warm, but not particularly cold either.
Which is surprising at first because it's fed by mountain rivers that are freezing, but it's a large artificial lake with not a lot of flow, far down in the valley, and far enough in the South of the Alps that it's in Mediterranean climate. It's an amusing area in that regard: in about 10 km (along the road, and about 1-2 vertically) you go from a Mediterranean scorching summer to a cold alpine eternal snows.
But the Ironman starts at something like 6am so when it's still dark, it must be something to start swimming in a lake in the dark! They have to start that early, the record is about 10 h overall... they have checkpoints that you must pass before a certain time to be allowed to continue, and the last one is around 9 pm and 2/3 of the marathon... Imagine having swam, cycled and run for 13 hours, and still having more than 10 km to run... The more I read about it, the more impressive it is.
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... Montana; at least it spirit.
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@HardwareGeek TFA neglects to say if he was on a mission from God.