The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@error "VIP Entrance"
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging Alanis Morissette, Ms. Morissette to the socially distanced, sanitised, white courtesy phone please...
Even the friggin pigeons are smarter than that.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging Alanis Morissette, Ms. Morissette to the socially distanced, sanitised, white courtesy phone please...
Even the friggin pigeons are smarter than that.
That's a seagull.
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@GOG and seagulls are known to be smart. And evil.
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@GOG It's from Hamburg. We Hamburgians know our shit.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG and seagulls are known to be smart. And evil.
There's been a study on how to best avoid having your food stolen by a seagull. The results: Fixate the seagull with your eyes while also keeping a wall behind you so you cannot be approached from behind.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG and seagulls are known to be smart. And evil.
There's been a study on how to best avoid having your food stolen by a seagull. The results: Fixate the seagull with your eyes while also keeping a wall behind you so you cannot be approached from behind.
I've watched something like this in a context with no human participants. Some bands of grackles share a found food source while with others a single despotic bird will hog all the food for himself (it's always a male) and fight off even members of his own entourage, despite there being more than enough for everyone. At some point one of the females will pretend to try for a part of the stash, and he'll lay into her.
And while he's thus distracted, the other females and lower-status males will grab food from the part of the find that he's not watching.
I suspect the various females take turns playing the part of the "thief".
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging Alanis Morissette, Ms. Morissette to the socially distanced, sanitised, white courtesy phone please...
Even the friggin pigeons are smarter than that.
That's a seagull.
I guess after staring on a screen all day I can’t see anymore.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging Alanis Morissette, Ms. Morissette to the socially distanced, sanitised, white courtesy phone please...
Even the friggin pigeons are smarter than that.
That's a seagull.
I guess after staring on a screen all day I can’t see anymore.
Pigeon, seagull, they’re all just “sky rats”.
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@Tsaukpaetra Classic PBF comic.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's been a study on how to best avoid having your food stolen by a seagull.
Step 1: stay inside.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's been a study on how to best avoid having your food stolen by a seagull.
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Step 1: stay inside.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's been a study on how to best avoid having your food stolen by a seagull.
Step 1: stay inside.
And use a VPN. Seagulls these days are sneakier than ever.
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TIL: Ducks really like peas
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie it's possible that you have overthought this.
YMBNH
Wait, wait, wait...
@boomzilla, new?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe There's no such thing as a Subaru Outback sedan, the Outback is a wagon (an estate), maybe that's meant to add some more retardery to the meme.
Maybe they meant the Outback Sport, which was mostly just an Impreza hatchback.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe There's no such thing as a Subaru Outback sedan, the Outback is a wagon (an estate), maybe that's meant to add some more retardery to the meme.
Maybe they meant the Outback Sport, which was mostly just an Impreza hatchback.
There was a Subaru Outback sedan. Now it's just a Legacy.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hatchback
is not a sedan
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Subaru Outback sedan
Reading Wikipedia it looks like US-only slightly more offroadish Legacy modification.
I'll concede I was wrong and the "2001 Outback sedan" is not a total impossibility.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hatchback
is not a sedan
But also not a wagon.
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I feel like it's too obvious, so I'm missing something.
Chicken follows chicken tracks to grill?
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@xaade
Chicken walks on farmer's new concrete while it's drying.
Chicken becomes dinner.
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@boomzilla What's with the ruffled potato chips?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade
Chicken walks on farmer's new concrete while it's drying.
Chicken becomes dinner.That's what I was missing. It looked like some chicken walked through coal and left black marks. I didn't make out the indents.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla What's with the ruffled potato chips?
They're good for scooping dip.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla What's with the ruffled potato chips?
They're good for scooping dip.
Do people who work from home typically scoop their dips?
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Someone trolling Imgur
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My son sent me this:
https://www.facebook.com/127527237962806/posts/593611518021040/?d=n
(https://www.facebook.com/127527237962806/posts/593611518021040/?d=n, if the embed fails for you like it fails for me.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if the embed fails for you like it fails for me
Do you have an ad blocker or tracker blocker? FB and Twitter (and likely other embeddable sites) won't show their content unless you let them track your browsing habits.
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@Jaloopa look up "nobody puts baby in the corner".
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if the embed fails for you like it fails for me
Do you have an ad blocker or tracker blocker? FB and Twitter (and likely other embeddable sites) won't show their content unless you let them track your browsing habits.
I've got ublock and whatever tracker blocking Firefox has by default, and embed sites (including Twitter and Facebook) generally work for me
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@hungrier I use ABP, Ghostery, and whatever builtin. Twitter kinda works; I can see the text of the tweet but not any images or quoted tweet, with a clickable link to open the tweet in Twitter. Facebook, I get nothing, just an empty space. Not even an invisible link to go to Facebook. I have to view raw, copy the link, and paste it, but there are way too many warthogs kneeling in the way of doing that to look at Farcebork. Pretty much everything else works fine.
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Not commenting on the article but I think we have a candidate for best headline 2020
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