Quotes Out of Context
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@topspin said:
get your tools out
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
sudden vagina!
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@blakeyrat said in Dawn: the SUBLEQ OS by Geri:
why do you need all these complex new fighters when you could just fly a Camel!
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@Cursorkeys said:
I liked the ones with floppies
I'm guessing you expected this to show up here, so I'll accommodate.
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@thegoryone said:
strawberry flavoured lube, handcuffs and smutty underwear started popping up. I have to make it clear though that this is not a complaint.
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@Deadfast said:
You're comparing apples to wet farts.
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@dfdub said:
I can almost hear your children scream
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@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
I think it was news? I can't remember...
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
It was something @Tsaukpaetra unexpectedly saw in a video posted to this forum.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
It was something @Tsaukpaetra unexpectedly saw in a video posted to this forum.
Oh yeah!
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
I've PM'd you the link to the vagina in question.
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@Zecc said:
I've PM'd you the link to the vagina in question.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
I've PM'd you the link to the vagina in question.
Is it on beautifulvaginas.blogspot.com? Wait, no, I think that one was taken down, can't find it anymore...
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said:
I've PM'd you the link to the vagina in question.
Vaginas with links sound so cool and awesome. People should figure this out instead of all that deep learning AGI bullshit.
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
Vaginas with links
And on the flipside; Links with vaginas can be found at your local Rule 34 and 63 providers.
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404 G-spot
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@Zecc Check your connection, their site's still up: https://www.headbands.com/gspot/
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Overheard while walking past two teenage boys at Wal-Mart:
Let's play a game. Dong, or no dong?
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@Scarlet_Manuka said:
You guys laugh, but I have participated in a battery-sharing thing before.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Scarlet_Manuka said:
You guys laugh, but I have participated in a battery-sharing thing before.
L-lewd!
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@bjolling wrote:
here in Belgium, our cattle had the common sense to break out
The cattle are smarter than the people; they're trying to get out of B*****m.
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Not only are these out of context - the context will never be known because it was not recorded.
And finally:
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc I'm dying to know the context now.
I've PM'd you the link to the vagina in question.
I could PM you the link to another vagina if you're interested.
cc: @pie_flavor
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@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
Not only are these out of context - the context will never be known
Now I'm curious: how is this different from the other times you post twitter and/or df stuff?
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
Not only are these out of context - the context will never be known
Now I'm curious: how is this different from the other times you post twitter and/or df stuff?
I don't even know the context of these.
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@ben_lubar Fair enough.
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
It's mathturbation.
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@izzion is this a pun or is this a speech disorder?
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@Gąska
When an addition problem likes a division problem, but just can't bring up the courage to talk to her...
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Coworker:
I've been pounding on it all morning. Eventually it lost pressure and started leaking!
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@boomzilla said:
@Rhywden's hypothetical D
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bjolling wrote:
here in Belgium, our cattle had the common sense to break out
The cattle are smarter than the people; they're trying to get out of B*****m.
That's a tough one without context 🤔
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@boomzilla I read that in Mr. Garrison's voice.
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
@Rhywden's hypothetical D
7 people like it.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said:
So there's a bunch of disposable furries crawling that rope strapped with Uzis and not giving pigeon shit about the chess part, and all banjos were sold as firewood long ago, because costs.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I have occasionally pressed upvote on a post that the bookmark indicates I have not yet seen.
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@Jaloopa said:
he never liked being ridden by men. Eventually he was OK with women.
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@coldandtired said:
I thought it was a dog cock
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
hymen biggest interlude incredible be self-examination barbecued
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@boomzilla That made even less sense in context…
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@Karla said:
imagine this in the cutesy voice you would explain where babies come from
@M_Adams said:
A-Ok by me, my husband won’t say no either.
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@LaoC said:
making my load shoot up to ~150 and effectively freezing
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@Applied-Mediocrity
I guess that explains the stains on his ceiling
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@M_Adams said:
they’ll just eat it anyway it hangs.
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Some Udacity instructor said (in a video):
Please do not eat the build tools