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@heterodox said in Nope:
"ejaculate" in the title of their very first post
So by now I'm safe to start the Official Ejaculate Thread ?
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@heterodox said in Nope:
"ejaculate" in the title of their very first post
So by now I'm safe to start the Official Ejaculate Thread ?
Time to invent a bot to post random pictures from the semen on figures imageboard in it!
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@heterodox said in Nope:
"ejaculate" in the title of their very first post
So by now I'm safe to start the Official Ejaculate Thread ?
I thought we already had that thread in the lounge...
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I thought we already had that thread in the lounge...
it overflowed
In that case, it definitely belongs here!
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@ben_lubar said in Nope:
@anotherusername I'm female according to a lot of people who have only ever seen the back of my head.
Since you never leave the house, that consists of:
- Your mom
- Your dad
- That dog that you dogsit sometimes
- The volunteers at the cat shelter
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@heterodox said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Been a day, and not even the trolls wanna play.
Son, I am dissapoint...I mean, if it were me, I'd shadowban people who use "ejaculate" in the title of their very first post on the site. Not saying that's what happened... but maybe it should. :P
I um, actually, it's my. second post on the site.... First one I linked to in the stupid quora questions thread (posted seven years ago, even!) that basically got a response of "RTFM".
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@ben_lubar said in Nope:
@anotherusername I'm female according to a lot of people who have only ever seen the back of my head.
I have been called 'young lady' exactly once.
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@pie_flavor
But you get called old tart daily?
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@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
that basically got a response of "RTFM"
You asked a question about an open source program?
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@timebandit said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
that basically got a response of "RTFM"
You asked a question about an open source program?
No, two closed-source and paid programs for the which I may not necessarily have had a legitimate license for. :P
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@timebandit said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
that basically got a response of "RTFM"
You asked a question about an open source program?
No, the answer to that would be RTFS, because there probably isn't a FM to R.
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@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
RTFS
real time fucking strategy
@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
FM to R
frequency modulation to (republican)
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@vault_dweller said in Nope:
wing
I prefer other parts of my anatomy, TYVM
But they're usually the easiest targets (contrary to common sense)!
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@heterodox said in Nope:
Not saying that's what happened... but maybe it should.
Maybe it actually did. I can't tell if anyone even saw it at all. There's certainly not any responses, or stars.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@heterodox said in Nope:
Not saying that's what happened... but maybe it should.
Maybe it actually did. I can't tell if anyone even saw it at all. There's certainly not any responses, or stars.
I could see it from following your link. But when I clicked into the category and scrolled down... and down... and down... I couldn't see it listed; I went down far enough that I was up to 2-3 week old questions.
And now I need some serious brain bleach from reading all those question titles. Urrgggh.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Nope:
And now I need some serious brain bleach from reading all those question titles. Urrgggh.
Apologies.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Apologies.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20180422021841AAZLK3h
And now it no longer exists. GG.
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@bb36e Meh. Might be a bit spooky, or startling if it surprised you. But owls are cool, and the "glowing" eyes are the same phenomenon that causes the eyes of dogs, cats, and other animals reflect light under dim conditions (i.e., pupils dilated, so you can see the reflected light). Of all the things in Australia (a.k.a., the continent that wants to kill you) to make one say Nope!, this has gotta be near the bottom of the list.
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@bb36e That picture makes me think of Black Sabbath for some reason.
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@hardwaregeek The only time glowing eyes made me go Nope! was once when I was camping in a field, and in the middle of the night I get out, and walk around to find a spot to relieve myself. In the perfect darkness, with just a small torch, I suddenly see a LOT of bright eyes looking at me just a few metres away!
Bottom line, I got scared by a flock of sheep on the other side of a fence...
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@hardwaregeek The only time glowing eyes made me go Nope! was once when I was camping in a field, and in the middle of the night I get out, and walk around to find a spot to relieve myself. In the perfect darkness, with just a small torch, I suddenly see a LOT of bright eyes looking at me just a few metres away!
Bottom line, I got scared by a flock of sheep on the other side of a fence...
Great, now I'm going to have a voyeur dream....
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@remi If they had only been jumping, it would have helped you calm down and get back to sleep quickly.
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@pie_flavor said in Nope:
I have been called 'young lady' exactly once.
Me too. It involved a phone call, back when I was in middle school. It was still embarrassing. :P
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@masonwheeler said in Nope:
@pie_flavor said in Nope:
I have been called 'young lady' exactly once.
Me too. It involved a phone call, back when I was in middle school. It was still embarrassing. :P
I have a high, rather squeaky tenor voice. It has been mistaken for a woman's voice many times. Also, at least once when I had long hair not, at that moment, in a ponytail, I was called ma'am by someone behind me; she was rather embarrassed when I turned around and she saw my beard.
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Bottom line, I got scared by a flock of sheep on the other side of a fence
It's not until you camp in a field that contains sheep that you realise 1: how much a coughing sheep sounds like a person and 2: how creepy it is to wake up at 2AM to what sounds like a person coughing right outside your tent
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@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
Also, at least once when I had long hair not, at that moment, in a ponytail, I was called ma'am by someone behind me; she was rather embarrassed when I turned around and she saw my beard.
Was that your Conchita phase?
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Bottom line, I got scared by a flock of sheep on the other side of a fence
It's not until you camp in a field that contains sheep that you realise 1: how much a coughing sheep sounds like a person and 2: how creepy it is to wake up at 2AM to what sounds like a person coughing right outside your tent
Try walking up the side of a mountain to watch the sunset with a girl. Seeing a bear in the far end of the meadow (who thankfully ran away from us). Walking back in the dark through a horse pasture not realizing it was a horse pasture. Lots of trees - and a large animal is moving! (and then the horse made that horse sound - and our hearts slowed back down)
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@dcon No, thank you!
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@hungrier Unfunny comics thread is around here somewhere but I'm not going to link it
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@mott555 But the bears and horses thread is right here
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Walking back in the dark through a horse pasture
That in itself is a minor Nope.
Filed under: What's that smell?
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Walking back in the dark through a horse pasture
That in itself is a minor Nope.
Filed under: What's that smell?
My dad once used some road apples in a sermon illustration at a summer Bible camp where he was the speaker for the chapel sessions. He put a couple of old, dry ones in a pitcher and then filled it with water. He mixed it around a bit and poured out a glass. Then he dumped out the pitcher, refilled it with fresh water, and then poured another glass. The water in the first glass was tinted and had lots of little floating debris, but the second looked nice and clear.
Then he asked the kids which glass they would want to drink out of. Obviously, they wanted neither one. He then explained that sin has the same effect. We may be able to look good, but because we have been tainted with sin, we're not acceptable to God; we don't meet His standard of perfection.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Walking back in the dark through a horse pasture
That in itself is a minor Nope.
Filed under: What's that smell?
My dad once used some road apples in a sermon illustration at a summer Bible camp where he was the speaker for the chapel sessions. He put a couple of old, dry ones in a pitcher and then filled it with water. He mixed it around a bit and poured out a glass. Then he dumped out the pitcher, refilled it with fresh water, and then poured another glass. The water in the first glass was tinted and had lots of little floating debris, but the second looked nice and clear.
Then he asked the kids which glass they would want to drink out of. Obviously, they wanted neither one. He then explained that sin has the same effect. We may be able to look good, but because we have been tainted with sin, we're not acceptable to God; we don't meet His standard of perfection.
Nice!
Next I'm adding for the second part: Distilling by fire, representing being dragged through hell until you're clean!
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@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
@masonwheeler said in Nope:
@pie_flavor said in Nope:
I have been called 'young lady' exactly once.
Me too. It involved a phone call, back when I was in middle school. It was still embarrassing. :P
I have a high, rather squeaky tenor voice. It has been mistaken for a woman's voice many times. Also, at least once when I had long hair not, at that moment, in a ponytail, I was called ma'am by someone behind me; she was rather embarrassed when I turned around and she saw my beard.
In y teens, I was quite often mistaken for a woman, for some strange reason. Me being 6'4" should have clued people into something being amiss. I've had my ass grabbed a bunch of times, only for the grabber to take a frightened jump backwards when I turn around, also sporting a vestigal beard. :P I've also been catcalled a couple of times.
The most amusing time was when sharing a cab with 3 strangers, one woman and 2 guys. Me sitting in the middle rear seat and the woman in the front seat and the cabby asks where to drop off the two women. :D I had a beard that time as well.
My guess is that my long, and flowing dark hair with natural curls fools people.
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My guess is that my long, and flowing dark hair with natural curls fools people.
Looking forward to your post in the Garden thread!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Next I'm adding for the second part: Distilling by fire, representing being dragged through hell until you're clean!
That doesn't fit with what I know of your church's doctrine... though maybe I'm wrong...? My understanding is that they say that only the worst sorts of people (mass murderers, serial rapists, former adherents to your religion) go to hell, and the rest get to enjoy some level of heaven.
Among Christian variations, the closest I can think of for being punished a while before getting to heaven is the Roman Catholic teaching of Purgatory.
1 Cor. 3 would seem to imply that if one doesn't already have the "right stuff" (starting with the foundation of Jesus Christ as the bare minimum), then one wouldn't qualify for Heaven. Also John 3:18, I John 2:2, and I Peter 2:24.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
My guess is that my long, and flowing dark hair with natural curls fools people.
Looking forward to your post in the Garden thread!
What is this garden thread people keep hoping to see me in?
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@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
Filed under: What's that smell?
Sex.
And candy?
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
Filed under: What's that smell?
Sex.
And candy?
Now I know the name of that song! Thanks!
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