2016 Election
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@mott555 said in 2016 Election:
@antiquarian Free @Clippy!
I see you're trying to uninstall Microsoft Office Digital Assistant. Would you like help with that?
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@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
100% true fact that nobody can dispute on Tuesday, an orange-faced joke-man will go away and stop trying to be king.
You said the orange joke man would go away.
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@error said in 2016 Election:
@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
100% true fact that nobody can dispute on Tuesday, an orange-faced joke-man will go away and stop trying to be king.
You said the orange joke man would go away.
Shit, Mad King Thorn wasn't running for president?
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Come join us over in @area_can!
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@bb36e said in 2016 Election:
Come join us over in @area_can!
I thought was just a cold state up there.
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@error said in 2016 Election:
@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
You said the orange joke man would go away.
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@bb36e said in 2016 Election:
Come join us over in @area_can!
Your immigration website crashed under the load.
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@Arantor You're not even kidding.
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@Arantor Can't you also take some of the refugees?
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@aliceif nope, because we voted to kick all the bloody foreigners out, if you listen to some of the people that voted Leave.
Besides, you wouldn't want to come here, our economy is going to tank next spring when we finally pull the Article 50 trigger and realise we have no plan whatsoever to deal with the aftermath.
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@mott555 said in 2016 Election:
@antiquarian Free @Clippy!
I liked @clippy ok until it became @fbmac's regular posting account.
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@anotherusername that's a confusing insult
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@fbmac it would've been better if you only used @clippy to post -related jokes, instead of as a general-purpose alt.
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@anotherusername maybe it should be a sockbot like @zoidberg was.
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There's a humongous fungus among us.
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@Zoidberg said in 2016 Election:
There's a humongous fungus among us.
That's not a nice thing to say about a freshly elected president's hair
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Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine.
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@Zoidberg that would certainly explain the orange skin.
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I've had it with this game. I'm going for a scuttle.
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@Zoidberg But those poor sailors!
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Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
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President @Zoidberg, what is your opinion on cucumber sandwiches?
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Yeah, agreed, I'd crash too if I had to eat that shit. Good answer. You have my support.
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Misread the title as "2016 Erection", briefly had a moment of deja vu where I thought we were back on Discourse and could edit titles. Looked again and fell back to reality: it still says 2016 Election. Ah well, if there's one thing I can miss about discourse...
Anyway, off to the off by one thread...
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Status***: 9am - erection
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@thegoryone said in 2016 Election:
@Karla I can't comment on the off chance it qualifies as treason, and I don't want to get shot since you've been elected as our Glorious Leader
I'm more of the off with your head type of girl.
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@Karla said in 2016 Election:
I'm more of the off with your head type of girl.
I'm more of a get them off with head type of girl.
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@Arantor said in 2016 Election:
Besides, you wouldn't want to come here, our economy is going to tank next spring when we finally pull the Article 50 trigger and realise we have no plan whatsoever to deal with the aftermath.
Being on the EU side, we could offer to take in California, after all, if slashdot is to be trusted, they are looking to secede now. With the UK leaving, we have free spot, even.
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@r10pez10 My favorite:
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@r10pez10 said in 2016 Election:
Can't quite get past the requirement to be >= 35 y.o. to be the President of the United States. She's a pretender to the
thronepresidency!
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@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Can't quite get past the requirement to be >= 35 y.o. to be the President of the United States.
What, you've never seen a >= 35 year old teenage girl on the internet?
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@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Can't quite get past the requirement to be >= 35 y.o. to be the President of the United States.
What, you've never seen a >= 35 year old teenage girl on the internet?
Yes I have. And they're all men.
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@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
What, you've never seen a >= 35 year old teenage girl on the internet?
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@El_Heffe said in 2016 Election:
Yes I have. And they're all men.
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@coldandtired not worried. With a name like Wojtek he can be nothing but a poor, harmless nerd.
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@Onyx that's true for Realtek but for Wojtek?
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Also I got a vote in the Presidential Erection 2016 and I didn't get a badge. :(
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@Arantor have you accepted your invite to @THE-FREAKIN-PRESIDENT's party?
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@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
@Arantor have you accepted your invite to @THE-FREAKIN-PRESIDENT's party?
@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
@Arantor have you accepted your invite to @THE-FREAKIN-PRESIDENT's party?
I got an invite?
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@Arantor you seem to be on the list...
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@ben_lubar how would I know? I see nothing in any UI, nor remember any UI for this...
It's not like the groups UI offers to show you pending groups or anything...
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@Arantor nvm, found it from a notification 5 days ago.
Thanks :)
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@Arantor said in 2016 Election:
@Arantor nvm, found it from a notification 5 days ago.
Thanks :)
Technically you should also be able to click someone else's badge and join there too.
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@Tsaukpaetra because the UI is sooooooo intruitive.
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@Arantor said in 2016 Election:
@Tsaukpaetra because the UI is sooooooo intruitive.
It's amazing how many things you can click, innit?