@tchize said:
That is assuming you get paid while outside of the building, which is generaly unacceptable in most companies
wtf? Do you get bathroom breaks?
@tchize said:
That is assuming you get paid while outside of the building, which is generaly unacceptable in most companies
wtf? Do you get bathroom breaks?
The following is from here. Emphasis on the excellent alternative to a perfectly normal control structure suggested in the last line (after the code snippet).
Advanced C users may be familiar with a different usage of the do-while loop, to allow stopping execution in the middle of code blocks, by encapsulating them with do-while (0), and using the break statement. The following code fragment demonstrates this:
<?php
do {
if ($i < 5) {
echo "i is not big enough";
break;
}
$i *= $factor;
if ($i < $minimum_limit) {
break;
}
echo "i is ok";
/* process i */
} while (0);
?>
Don't worry if you don't understand this right away or at all. You can code scripts and even powerful scripts without using this 'feature'. Since PHP 5.3.0, it is possible to use goto operator instead of this hack.
@DOA said:
Cue frenzied typing by sweating geeky sidekick while flashy graphics swirl around the screen next to a timer counting down.
Right about then Hugh Jackman drops a logic bomb through the trap door.
My fridge has the same bug. Maybe we can file a class-action suit.
@ekolis said:
instead of pressing F5 to debug, you press Ctrl-Alt-Plural-Zed-Alpha-F5 to debitch...
Don't forget to make sure scroll lock is on.
I never said the engine was on, or that the rate of fuel consumption was sustainable.
@RHuckster said:
I can fill you in on the context. This is from one of those RedBox kiosks. Sort of a robotic self-serve Blockbuster that's about the size of a soda machine that's often found in supermarkets.
Sorry, I need more context. What's a kiosk? a Blockbuster? a soda? a supermarket?
On my home marklar of Marklar we don't have this marklar.
I can get infinite mpg downhill...
@North Bus said:
he was a six foot tall, 200 pound tank
Hmmmmmm...never realized I was so tank-like. Is your avatar to scale as well?
Actually it's probably just because he didn't have scroll lock on. That happens to me all the time.
@Joeyg said:
(I apologize for the double-post, but community server really hates Opera. For some reason clicking 'Quote' only ever works on the fourth try (and it's always the fourth try, weirdly enough). I would try for 'Edit', but it's a rare sight to see the page load before the timeout expires.)
This never would have happened on a Unix system.
@south african spec-writin' dude said:
"The configuration must all a total number per hour with a hour many per 15 minutes option this must"
Think these two know each other?
@Jaime said:
If I found software that created different results on non-identical hardware, I'd change the software, not the hardware. Could you imagine trying to support a software system that has to run on exactly one hardware configuration?
And it can only use AT&T's network...
Who doesn't like self-ruling stuff?
Recently had an item where the problem was described in the header like:
Users of type W can perform action X on objects of type Y with attribute Z.
The item itself read:
Users of type W can perform action X on objects of type Y without attribute Z.
Well, yeah I guess they probably could. Still it's nothing compared to the OP's functional requirement...damn.
@dhromed said:
@sys said:
I know you're retarded or a troll or whatever, but seriously...the last three seconds? How the fuck long do you think a golf swing is?The most interesting thing here is that you got confuzzled by one of Spec's rare coherent set of words: "The last 3 seconds in slow motion"
Well, maybe parens would help.
What I read was this: (The last 3 seconds of a golf swing) in slow motion is...
Not this: The last 3 seconds of (a golf swing in slow motion) is...
Either way, I'm sure it's a lot more exciting that a tobacco leaf flyer.
@Someone You Know said:
@dhromed said:
@Someone You Know said:
you're not cleared for that citizenFor which citizens am I cleared, then?
Only the comma-separated kind.
Are those the same kind you can carry like a six-pack?
[quote user="Renan "C#" Sousa"]@dhromed said:
Saves energy. Also turns into comic relief for other people when you fall in the hands of a bastard answerer.[/quote]Some people prefer asking rather than thinking, even if they're in possession of a functional brain. It's a stupid habit, rather than being stupid.(...)
I think those people are called wives.
@luis.espinal said:
@sys said:
Jesus, you faggots need to stop bitching and and arguing about this shit...all you need is a hierarchtical stack of objects.
Duh.
Hmm, a hierarchical stack of objects, what a revolutionary, fool-proof idea expressed in such a professional manner. Here, have a cookie.
This has been mentioned a couple times like in this thread and at least one other. Do I need <sarcasm></sarcasm> tags or something? What the fuck.
Jesus, you faggots need to stop bitching and and arguing about this shit...all you need is a hierarchtical stack of objects.
Duh.
@SpectateSwamp said:
The last 3 seconds of a golf swing in slow motion is enlightening and fun.
I know you're retarded or a troll or whatever, but seriously...the last three seconds? How the fuck long do you think a golf swing is? How about the last 8 hours of a football game or the last 700 miles of the Daytona 500?
Jesus...
GAZEBO HAS 7 CORNER SIMULTANAOUS 7-DAY TIME HEPTAGON NO SIX DAY GOD
@fire2k said:
Ever since Hiroshima a mushroom is seen as a symbol of very bad things. And nuclear explosions. As opposed to my home country where it means "very good fortune". And mixing those two up can be quite bad.
In my country, faulty floor mats have come to be a symbol of very bad things. In Japan however...yeah, still bad things.
@fire2k said:
@Wikipedia said:
Sources differ about whether Greece adopted the Gregorian calendar or the Revised Julian Calendar. Blackburn and Holford-Strevens (2003, p. 687) indicate Greece uses the Gregorian calendar for civil purposes, while the Nautical Almanac Offices of the UK and the US (1961, p. 416) indicate Greece uses the Revised Julian calendar.
What we can all agree on is that both calendars are gay.
@JesusChrist said:
...just banning a bunch of stuff is much easier than using parenting skills...
Is that like bo staff skills?
@spadgas said:
You don't suppose for a moment it's documented why it's necessary to output 5 extra spaces? (it might be 6, it's a little hard to tell). All I can tell is that it's the first line in the output file. I *think* it's processed by another program. And if that program is actually dependent on the number of characters in the first line, god help us. There's a lot of this in the code as well:
Writing a fortran program out to a punch card reader?
@blakeyrat said:
@stratos said:When people ask "Out of curiocity what language is this app written in?" the correct answer is not "english".Italian?
profanity?
The most interesting thing about this group dynamic is that even exists...especially during lower level classes. CS people usually aren't known for being especially outgoing (Info Systems retards usually are though).
What the fuck does McDonald's have to do with anything?
Tell your current employer your grandma's cousin's dog is sick and you need to take your FMLA leave. Then accept the other offer and try it out for three months.
@Ragnax said:
@Zadkiel said:@dhromed said:@Charleh said:now I have Red Dead Redemption and can shoot coyotes in the face...! Win.I considered RDR, but ZP's review was fairly unfavourable.Yahtzee isn't a reviewer, he's a critic. BIG difference.
Zad
In this case the criticism is valid though: the game really is buggy as all hell -- atleast the PS3 version is.
360 FTW
@fire2k said:
It's been 2 terms aka "a year" since I started being a computer science student.
I'm not sure how to fully translate the specific title. I guess practical computer science would be a good fit. Instead of having to take three math classes per term...
Sort of on track with with drohmed's comment...IS this a CS course or is it some information systems thing?
Also:
@fire2k said:
Turns out he even imported both "conio.h" and "stdio.h" within his pseudo-code. He passed nevertheless because his UML was spotless, but it was really close.
ROFLMFAO LOL HAHAHAHA wow, what a total fag. Only a complete fucking moron wouldn't know every library to include. After all, memorization is what computer science is all about. Not gay shit like algorithms and those shitty faggoty math classes you mentioned above.
It's a prison gang letter.
Obviously.
@PJH said:
@bstorer said:@b_redeker said:In UK English, it's the word 'past' that's been omitted - "half _past_ ten". Well known idiom over here - is it really not common in US English?In English, apparently, half ten means 10.30Not sure what sort of English you're discussing, but that's not a common phrasing in the US. I've heard it before, but rarely enough that if someone said it, I'd be unsure what they meant.
About as common as "boot" "bonnet" and anything involving sucking on a fag.
@b_redeker said:
@Mel said:
In Czech, the common way to say a time is "quarter to 11" for 10:15.In English, apparently, half ten means 10.30, instead of 9.30, as in all civilized (Dutch speaking) countries. This often causes English people to show up late for Dutch meetings.
Weird, and I thought "half ten" meant absolutely nothing. Reminds me of when my five-year-old shows me a piece of paper and says "read this" --> OXBDDOOOTB7MOM
Sooooooo...is 9.30 like 9:18 or something?
@davedavenotdavemaybedave said:
@dhromed said:Ah right, explains why I can never get the damn beeping to stop...@davedavenotdavemaybedave said:
My alarm clock has 24 hour time, but the radio has a little LED indicating AM/FM. Where does that fit in?Toyota.
It's actually a really helpful feature until the clock's floor mats kill you.
@jmucchiello said:
C'mon, the real problem here is it encourages weird side effects.
The differece between these two constructs is not always obvious:
s = IIF(x==y, FuncWithSideEffectThatReturnsAString1(), FuncWithSideEffectThatReturnsAString2());
s = x == y ? FuncWithSideEffectThatReturnsAString1() : FuncWithSideEffectThatReturnsAString2();
For the first one both side effects take place. And even if you avoid side effects like a good and proper software engineer, you are still calling both functions and only using the result from one of them. The second line avoid wasting time running both function.
What about this?
Wow...totally right. Why the fuck wouldn't they have a multi-tier enterprise solution as an example for setting up web servers. What a bunch of dumbasses. I mean, wasn't PHP best practices the whole point of the training? Jesus, MY one-day web-server admin training course includes a Facebook clone before lunch! Fags.
Better that than business analysts who think they know what part of the screen you want to see, and spend more time giving you their bullshit theory about what's wrong that explaining how the fuck to reproduce the problem.