@blakeyrat said:
What cert costs only $600-ish?
Enroll your employee at community college and get two MCTS certs for free. ;)
@blakeyrat said:
What cert costs only $600-ish?
Enroll your employee at community college and get two MCTS certs for free. ;)
For your consideration, I quote one of the commenters on the article:
Congratulations STEVE DOUGHTY and CLAIRE BATES for ridiculing the EU for this conclusion and avoiding real facts or science. Maybe I am being harsh. It does say in the headline that water doesn't prevent dehydration. I am sure health writers of your caliber understand this subject thoroughly, but if you don't mind I feel the need to cast aside your veil of Euro-skepticism to explain to any readers who may be confused. Water doesn't prevent dehydration. At least not on it's own. Your body will only retain water if you have adequate salt intake. Without enough salt, your body will merrily process that bottle of Evian and you'll loose as much water through urination as you're taking on.
- Rorie, Stroud, Gloucestershire, 23/11/2011 17:51
And for what it's worth, as long as the media won't name the actual ruling this whole argument is moot. Once again, the press excessively quotes bystanders instead of the actual ruling. They also omit the fact that dehydration is in fact a disease and as such it falls to your physician to make any ruling about your diet (not your soft drink company).
It should have been easy to see that the print style site doesn't actually contain all neccessary information.
While funny, it's just not usable that way.
Also, the TRWTF is that the print style never changes. I've actually tried to print it during the advertised period and still got the same message.
Try printing https://entropia.de/GPN11:Fahrplan
…for future reference, this is what you should get: http://imgur.com/Rm5DI
Of course, the picture I clicked on was not "infinitely times larger" than the one displayed. The image metadata parser just encountered an error during lookup (the actual url returns 302 Found instead of an actual image).
Sorry Dhromed. =/
On a lighter note, we can consider this bug replicated ^^
@dhromed said:
Why do you run such old hardware?
Because I've got no choice. My desktop recently broke down and I haven't gotten around to fixing it. Right now, I'm using this old XP notebook for work and an Ubuntu server for university stuff.
@C-Octothorpe said:
@serguey123 said:
my man boobs@serguey123 said:
I have a lot of hairThanks for the visual... Does anybody know where you can buy some brain bleach?
aye. you get it and the same place which sells alcoholics.
That's Windows 5.1 build 2600. It's archaic alright, but nothing else runs on my old hardware. ^^
...if I promise not to tell anyone, will you promise to send my email?
Why make it sealed? I could have used that code to write the most awesome derived class ever! =(
Boss A: "You wrote your next project will be a 'Desktop RIAA with Silverlight' - what's that?"
Me: "A Twitter client"
Boss A: "Does Microsoft have stocks with Twitter?"
Boss B: "No, they don't. They have some with Facebook, though."
Boss A: "Could you make it a Facebook client?"
Me: Ô___ô
Yeah. Like those two are the same thing... Oh, the humanity!
[edit] Ah, there we go. First WTF right on:
The basic authentication process for desktop application is:
1. Embed a Web browser in your application displaying the standard Facebook OAuth authorization screen. Instead of specifying a standard redirect_uri, redirect the user to http://www.facebook.com/connect/login_success.html, a dummy page hosted by Facebook.
2. When the user successfully authorizes your application, Facebook will redirect the user to the URL above.
3. Intercept the event in your client application, and pull the OAuth access token out of the URL.
Source
Dev: "Oh hai facebook, I want to auth my us0rz!"
FB: "Np, dev. Just steal their GET and you'll be fine!"
We don't have any level 2 security. So I can have any IP I want from a /16. :3
The downside is: my dorm (~200 rooms) are connected by a 'last mile solution'. Which is a hardly reliable 120 MBit/s WLAN, across pretty much a whole mile.
Well, they do heat up and start melting, leaving burn marks. There's usually even smoke, although by the time you open the case, it's usually gone. I've never seen a flame though.
@elgate said:
@Zemm said:Isn't that the Mac equivalent of a BSOD?
Yes, his Mac kernel-panicked, aka CRASHED. Mug award!
Better than Halt and Catch Fire
@blakeyrat said:
Still makes more sense than STH for something. Who abbreviates "something?" Seriously.
My English textbook told me so. No kidding.
GET /thread.jspa?threadID=5438103 HTTP/1.1
Host: forums.sun.com
HTTP/1.0 301 Moved Permanently
Location: http://forums.oracle.com
They did indeed break the Sun forum. The whole forum - not just the google search. WTF Oracle?
@ooblek said:
It is references the application db by name, so if you name your application database something other than expected, things break.
That is actually expected. Or did you want to make 'things' search the master table, looking for a database with an appropriate schema? ^^
Google (8.8.8.8) says, 74.50.106.245 does not have any domain.
@SpectateSwamp said:
So why would anybody in their right mind want to physically join video?
a) To restore videos taken apart by video hosters's 10-minute-limit. (n-minute limit resp., Youtube)
b) To restore old pirated 650mb-cuts.
c) Because some video providers actually serve their content in 10-minute-slices without need. (Which is a real wtf...)
Which begs the question: In what way is equalsTo() different?
Never mind.
@FrogEater said:
At the time I read this, Winamp was playing The Doors - The End
Fucking macs, how do they work?
Digressed. We were talking about ERP system and particular backends. Also vulnerabilities - please guys, let's go easy on the math here. Not everybody has a degree that's worth the paper it's printed on.
Now, to address the problems of data structures (here: storage coils) within a mixed backend: I don't think they're the primary choice for discombobulated rEEDs, but they are reasonably safe from buffer underflows when protected with .NET or later.
@dhromed said:
Apparently gtalk = Jabber.
@JakubLedl said:
frankly, I'm pretty quick to dismiss any web framework that tries to simulate a desktop environment and interaction model over a stateless protocol
The real WTF is using MySQL on Windows.
Live Messenger, Live.com, Live products in general... sigh
I have a theory as by which the 'Live' development team (whoever they are and whether or not they're actually a single team) must be the Microsoft equivalent of hell or at least limbo. I imagine the 'Live working place' as a very long, but only 5 m wide cubicle room with 2 m² cubicles and 1m walkway. In between cubicles, there are doors. Every third door is a clueless PM's door. Every other third the door to some PHB's office. And the third thereafter will be the door of some restroom.
Seriously. Live products must be among the worst software I've ever seen.
@Lingerance said:
You can do this with multiple iframes too.
But... if I put it in an extra file on my web app - who will even know it's there?!
@derula said:
Caterina Fake really inspired me. I am now open to unveil my identity to the Internet as well. My real name is:
Hans Anonymous
I wish to be called by that from now on. Thanks.
Nice try, Bernd. ^_^
No, but one of them is a feature:
Achievements which have not been reached are "greyed out".
I dare say: Composite. 'accused *a' implements the component. Pretty weird to see it in C though.
I agree. This looks like the result of a generator. But the newer versions of the Dreamweaver produce pretty good code if you know what you're doing. If you're using it as a replacement for MS Word... well, OP showed us the result.
Hahaha, you'll never guessed what happened today at work. One of my beloved devs seriously asked whether he could use Lynn-Queue for database access. I am so glad I read this thread and knew what he was talking about. :)
jedi suggestive hand sweep These are not the attributes you're looking for.
Laughing at stupid people with poor grammar on the internet became suddenly old when I turned 12. Half a year later my dad got us dial-up.
@dhromed said:
So programmers do not appreciate ME2's lack of complexity?
ME2 has complexity and programmers are likely to appreciate it?
At first I did not appreciate the lack of complexity. But in the end I let myself be submerged by the storyline and I was greatful for not having to use the inventory screen too often. I call it "suspension of challenge".
@dhromed said:
@Shortjob said:
That's one of the chicks you can nail before your last mission.That camel toe did not go wasted.
QFT.
@arty said:
Perhaps his point about using a network was a poorly-worded way of saying that HTTP takes a lot of processing the way we use it in web frameworks and that sometimes you can do it faster and easier by blasting char streams at 3270s, which allow a surprising level of autonomous operation.
Yeah, web frameworks add major overhead. I really don't like HTTP. Why couldn't we establish a nicer protocol for sending text?
@TGV said:
And The Real Toy Language (TRTL) is of course COBOL. That's one cluster-fuck of a language. Good riddance.
@serguey123 said:
Unless you live in a WTF place like mine where you get paid in goods and services if anything at all. :(
@dhromed said:
Not sure if serious....
I wasn't.
@dhromed said:
That chick with the black hair in the tighty whitey padded clothes
That's one of the chicks you can nail before your last mission.
Funny thing really. You should think a programmer would appreciate the lack of complexity in ME2.
Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in water, even partially. Under no circumstances you should ever--- [i](cut off by static)[/i]