Hi guys!
I must spend a little time to write here, why I hate oracle. I working with linux, unix systems, administrating computer networks etc. since 8 years but FORTUNATELY never needed to do anithing with oracle, I use mysql all place and really like it.
And now I got a job, setup an oracle cluster. First thing, I dont know u guys which distrib your favourite but personally like debian :)
It takes about a fucking day when I could break the keyboard because this shit installer with the 100000 requiments, and i hacked the whole system to get it works, thats when I decided with rpm based distribs, I hate them...
Round II - "the cluster"
Ok first i started to suck all material from the net, and I hope I will find some usefull oracle clustering "howto", I was wrong...
There is a lot of pdf in oracle site which talks about 3 things : SHIT, CRAP, NOTHING
I read all, and I can tell u its totally useless...
Next thing what the fuck can i do i need this job, started p2pwarez torrent etc, "oracle rac ebook", i cant find 1...
Almost all things figured out by myself and there is not a single person who knows how can build an oracle cluster here ( yeah not even the fatass oracle DBAs and programmers, noone...).
Yes I wrote some letters to ocfs2 list until i understand how that fuck works, need a shared storage device, fine I dont have 1 nas box right here for testing, I working with vmware, no problem it can do clustering if i get the FUCKING GSX server with bittorrent.
Round III - The BigFuck ClusterWave
Thats funny, oracle 10 g G === grid
And this shit dont support clustering , u need a separated software to do it, clusterwave good name but the program is a work some kind of fucking windows maniac asshole. Until i didnt know the -IgnorePrerequiments paramter I almost pulled up my hair.
U need to make the box insecure to setup that shit, what i mean? shut off the firewall <== oracle says that, oh why not whats good with that fucking firewall..
Install RSH REXEC RLOGIN and some "R"-shit unsecure tool to install this ( besides it will use ssh with STRICTHOSTKEYS parameter, I really dont know how could they do such a smart thing if u change the hostname u will need to generate hostkeys !!!) and here we go to the nodes and the hosts file, first time totally dont know why this fuck give the following shit to my face: SYSTEM RETURNED ERR NULL
Oh there is a debug option, when i saw what this asshole installer did in the background, started to understand I will buy a fucking uzi and kill all oracle programmers...
No, there is no end, if I done with this job i will buy some oracle licence paper to my toilet and I will burn some oracle cds...
Have a good they to you (without oracle:) !
S
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