Ode to a WTF
Once upon a time
I was pushing my good luck
While proofing someone elses code
I exclaimed "What the Fuck?"
The module twas written very wrong
It ignored all the rules
It seemed to sing a little song
About some quad-state bools
So TRUE was false and FALSE was true
And nulls, they did abound
The worst of it was when I saw
The new state: File Not Found
This person thought that they were 1337
That ain't the way it is
What they need is to be beat
By some computer whiz
And now I go to fake my work
Before my code they raid
Because they let me, that is why
I do it to get paid
-- The Brillant PB