I don't go around making light of Buddha or Allah or Richard Dawkins.
Well, maybe you should!
Buddha is walking barefoot in New York (dangerous, I know) and he walks past a hot dog van. The seller calls out, "Hey Buddha, youse wants a hot dogs or somethin'?" To which he replied, "Make me one with everything."
So Buddha gives the vendor a five dollar note and he gets his hot dog, but no change. He asks, "What about my change?" The crafty hot dog sellar said with a grin, "change comes from within."
Three suicide bombers walk into an Allah Ak bar...
I don't know any Richard Dawkins jokes. Please share, unless they're as bad as the ones above.
Oh, good, we've descended into racism now.
This is a play on the given name 'Jesus' and its variations common in Hispanic countries. By substituting MPS's implication that Jesus Christ stole the hubcaps with my own interpretation that a guy (in this example, a Mexican, but most South American nationalities would also suffice) named Jesus did it instead, I have created a joke! If you look more closely, you will find different kinds of jokes throughout these forums; some are in this very thread!
TRWTF is you don't think other cultures have their own racist jokes. I grew up in a part of London where native British were a near-minority to first- and second-generation Asian immigrants and have family in mainland Europe; I've heard most of them.
"Slovenian"? Now you're just making up words.
I agree. Everyone knows Americans have no idea of the outside world, much less knowledge of the Republic of Slovenia. It must be a lucky guess!