Dear (mal adjusted employee),
When you were hired a this company you signed a non-compete agreement that contained specific provisions regarding damaging relationships with other companies.
(nonuseful legal garbage)
Given the distribution of your inflamatory email We (the Company) can only assume your goal was to damage relationships with those clients. As such we will be witholding your final paycheck and have begun legal proceedings against you to recoup our losses. You will find a lawyer and the police waiting at your claimed place of residence to ensure your compliance.
Sincerely,
(HR Manager OF DOOM)
J
Posts made by JasonOfEarth
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RE: How to resign
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RE: A Shell in the Perl
I hate to be Devil's Advocate (ahh... who am I kidding) but it seems like the logical explanation is that he created the original (read: more flawed) code when he was first starting out with the company. Then as he progressed in PERL knowledge and was asked to modify the scripts, used his new knowledge to write "better" code. The fact that he's been at the company for 20 years gives a lot of room for him to be maintaining that code. Given a typical corporate environment I don't imagine he was give time to rewrite his older code.