@belgariontheking said:
Thought I would take care of this for you
You're quite the developer. Can you teach me programming please? Preferably over the phone. And quickly please, I need to be somewhere in 5 minutes. kthxbye.
@belgariontheking said:
Thought I would take care of this for you
You're quite the developer. Can you teach me programming please? Preferably over the phone. And quickly please, I need to be somewhere in 5 minutes. kthxbye.
@dlikhten said:
Line numbers? Thats just a bunch of horse-sh** used to confuse the REAL coders!
You're absolutely correct. The real coders don't use n00b things like line numbers. We all know that just wastes disk space, plus, isn't one line easier to read and maintain than 6,000?
Hint: yes it is.
I get so tired of wanna-be programmers and compilers telling me about line numbers. I love it when an error message says "Syntax error. Line:1 Character: 4,134,987" That makes me feel better about myself as a programmer. Not only that, but you save a ot of wear and tear on the 'enter' key.
TRWTF is that he was (and maybe still is) using Dreamweaver.
A friend of mine who is very much a n00b at web development was having some CSS issues. Try as he might, he couldn't get that one last error to go away:
Warning: Expected identifier for class selector but found ' '. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector.
Source File: http://www.site_name_removed.com/filename.css
Line: 33
So I took a quick look at the CSS file, and found this:
a { color: #FFFFFF; text-decoration: underline; }
a:hover {
color: #FFFFCC;
text-decoration: underline;
}
ill wash your body with my bare hands. :)
h2 {
color: #FFFFCC;
text-decoration: bold;
font-family: serif;
size: 28;
}
When I asked him about it, he (after a long silence) said an IM with a "certain female friend" had intefered with some copy/paste he was doing on his CSS. He thanked me for my help and promptly signed out!