Here is the story of the three wtfs. This one hits a little close to home.
The first wtf was a big strapping fellow, built for them with real computers.
http://lspace.outband.net/image/wtf-wide.png
the third wtf is.. I don't know, That explicative deleted hamburger button indicates this is "optimized" for cell phones, or some similar bullshit.
http://lspace.outband.net/image/wtf-thin.png
But the middle wtf, I don't even know...
http://lspace.outband.net/image/wtf.png
Who the hell is that for.
"Yeah I hate opening the current article, I sure am glad someone designed the layout to cleverly cover the header while still translucent so you can read the title."
TRWTF: the way I broke the links due to "the man" stomping on my artistic integrity(can't have more than two links, no images... well, it's your site. do what you want)
[EDIT: show images -b]