Creating random sockpuppets to impersonate corporations is Doing It Wrong™.
Derailing a thread is Doing It Wrong™.
Showing reply markers on comments that are replying to the comment directly above is Doing It Wrong™.
Posting XKCD images is Doing It Wrong™.
Clearly, none of you are ready for my vision of the next 10 years of forum use. Get off my prospective lawn!